Today’s Big Brother 11 Update
You Have Been Warned
Just sat down in front of the DVR to watch tonight’s episode of BB11. Lots of fireworks and some serious first-week drama.
They really hit the nail on the head by making it about high school cliques. That really is what Big Brother has always been about.
I thought for a second Julie Chen might have actually eaten something since last season, but she’s pregnant. Still one of the prettiest women on TV though.
How disappointing is it watching Lydia throw good people under the bus and act like she’s made friends? Girl the fucking meatheads are using you and will toss you aside as soon as it suits them. I would normally feel bad, but you know what, you deserve all the bad shit coming you way. When you backstab someone at least have the sack to not run around in complete denial about what you did.
Russell may be a stupid, but he lit the fuse really well. I can’t wait to see him on the block. He’s going to lose his rabbit fucking mind.
Chima’s speech was interesting. Petty and stupid, but interesting. I can’t remember hearing him say anything racist, but she threw that out there. Maybe we missed something. If he did then I’m really disappointed in someone I thought was a pretty decent guy.
I can’t say I was shocked to see Braden go home. He acted like a dick. Plus they overplayed the whole “get the jocks” storyline. They have become rather predicable in this way. Any time they focus so heavily on a Hail Mary plan it always comes up short. Had to figure that dickless Ronnie would throw the decision to Jessie. Then it was an easy choice for the roid master to keep the she-male.
Lydia’s good-bye message was just dripping with denial. She went from cool and hot to a total douche in less than an hour. And where did her inner Latina come from? She’s like a Hispanic Hulk. When she gets angry she channels Ricky Ricardo and goes all Jenny from the Block on everyone.
And now Ronnie has the power? Oh Lord. He’ll probably suck back up to Jessie and Russell for a week. He and Lydia can line up to see who sucks the bully cock first.
Damn this show is fun. Even when I hate most everyone in the house it is a great way to unwind. Now it’s time to have some ice cream, watch “Burn Notice” and try to get enough sleep for a full day’s work tomorrow.
