BB11 Update: Operation Oust Ronnie Upended?
Love Triangle Heating Up
I tried to get this done last night after the show, but I’m on nine straight days of being sick and seem to be getting worse. I turned in early and still didn’t sleep more than twenty minutes at a time. I hate being sick. Somehow having a horrible sinus headache just doesn’t make watching porn and writing all day all that much fun.
Anyway, here’s the update on a what was a pretty great episode of BB11.
With Jessie once again in charge as the HOH, he let it be known early that he had no reason at all to put Ronnie up. Of course not. Keeping Ronnie with the jocks for a few weeks just gives them better numbers. It might well unite the rest of the house against him though. In fact, I’m betting that if anyone other than his clique or Ronnie take power, Jessie goes up with one of his two bitches, Natalie or Russell.
Speaking of Russell, we got a quick shot of him talking to Ronnie. Was the physical intimidation and verbal abuse of Ronnie just a ruse? Interesting. I think it was probably a way for him to act that way he wanted to and not have Ronnie cry to the producers. Some of Russell’s actions border on criminal and he might well have found himself booted out if he didn’t cover his ass.
With Jessie back in power, we see Natalie right there by his side, scheming like the manipulative little bitch she is. Her new nickname should be lap-rat. She’s a little schemer and she just leeches off of Jessie’s power.
I have come to the conclusions that all of the jocks save for Jeff are dickweeds.
Lydia really laid it on thick with Jessie. She actually compared him to “an Angel.” Oh gag. How fucked up is your life that a narcissistic, misogynist like Jessie is the best thing to (pardon the expression) come your way in a while?
Even more pathetic was Jessie explaining to us that Lydia is just a caterpillar who needs the chance to be a butterfly. Just like he is apparently. What? Jessie, you aren’t a caterpillar. You’re a slug. We don’t need to look past the outside because we already see the inside. You’re really more of a used douche bag. We can see through you from the outside and know that we don’t want to open you up to get what is on the inside.
Watching Natalie and Lydia fight over Jessie is hilarious. Ladies, you don’t have a dick. When this closet case finally figures out why he is so in love with himself he will have to figure out which one of you reminds him most of a dude. (Bonus points for everyone who just blurted out “Chima.”)
Jessie discussing Michelle was hilarious. “I’ve never really talked to Michelle.” He says. That’s probably because she uses big words and you can’t understand a thing she’s talking about.
Lydia talking about her self in 3rd person is just hilarious. This chick is a nutter.
For nominations I picked Jordan and Michelle. Mrs. Rog went with Michelle and Kevin. I nailed it. Jessie is picking off the cool people one at a time and if he gets too much blowback he can always throw Ronnie up in a veto. And in the meantime he has Ronnie in his pocket along with Natalie.
That’s all for now. I’m going to post a DVD review, take some serious meds and take a nap. By the time I wake up, someone will have shot This Ain’t Big Brother XXX.
Review of TeensLikeItBig.com Here
