Climax Remote Long Distance Dolphin

Overall Rating: A+

Type of Toy: Vibrator

Bottom Line: Essential for every Gadget Girl’s toy box.

Price: $60.99 at PEXXX.com

Manufacturer: Topco Sales

Size: 7″ long

Material: Silicone jelly.

Best For: Vaginal stimulation.

Review:

It goes without saying that the coolest couple toy I’ve ever laid eyes on would, of course, arrive during the time that I’m without a consistent lover. After seven months of being single, I have yet to encounter a guy I’d want to use this toy with, which initially created something of a problem in the review department. Thankfully, I have a number of girlfriends who are always happy to line up and volunteer (in the name of good pournalism) to help me thoroughly test out any toys that come across my proverbial desk.

For this particular venture, I solicited help from my friend Celia, who I helped shoot a fetish video last week. Petite, cute and half-Asian, Celia was beside herself with the chance to explore her budding bisexuality by playing around with me and a vibrator with attached clit tickler. Both of us initially found ourselves put off by the thickness of the Dolphin, but secretly I found myself wishing it was attached to some relatively good-looking guy—as awesome as wide cocks are to ride, they’re even better to swallow. As a girl without a gag reflex, few things manage to get me hot and bothered as quickly or evenly as a guy who pushes me down to my knees and tells me to open wide. Trust me, he will never, ever have to tell me twice.

Celia and I concentrated on warming each other up first, which involved a little bit of alcohol, a little more touching and a whole lot of kissing. Despite her age (19) Celia blew me away with her advanced tongue techniques, which helped get me in the mood more quickly than I would have otherwise, and when her hand slid over my clit, I knew I was ready to begin play with the Dolphin.

I laid down on my back with Celia walked into the next room, holding the tear-drop styled remote control. I was pleased to discover that the Dolphin had its’ own array of controlling buttons at the base of the shaft, meaning that the Dolphin could also be used independently of the remote control. I worked the head of the Dolphin inside of my pussy on the lightest vibration setting, gentle pulsations encouraging my muscles to twist tight. By far and away the widest toy I have ever reviewed, I nearly felt myself panting with elation as I felt my walls slowly stretch to accommodate the massive head, working it in deeper and up to the tail, split to be a clit tickler.

I nearly felt myself give way when Celia adjusted the settings, and the Dolphin head stopped vibrating while the clit tickler began vibrating almost violently on my clit. Not quite overwhelming, it was nonetheless powerful and enough to render me incapable of speech beyond a torture, delicious moaning. For the next few minutes, Celia and I manipulated the speed and focus of the vibrations from the remote control, until she couldn’t take it any longer. Walking back to me, she moved my hand aside and with her free hand, began ramming me methodically with the Dolphin, her other hand continuing to change up the speed and intensity. With a new free hand, I snaked my fingers into her pants and beneath her thong, playing with her clit and massaging her pussy lips.

It wasn’t long before both of us were nearly to the point of climax, and the ensuing orgasm resulting from the Dolphin and Celia ranks a big 1-0 on my comprehensive scale. Forgetting for a moment just how hot Celia is, the toy represents the first toy I have reviewed that has a thickness to my satisfaction. Celia’s practiced manipulation of the vibrator in and out of my wet, swollen pussy certain was hot, but the style of the toy made all the difference to a nearly-violent orgasm that results in Celia and I each howling like banshees, and propelled the Dolphin to my all-time favorite toy.

The Dolphin, clearly designed as a couple’s toy, had the potential to really suck and engender my annoyance at being single (and therefore, apparently on my way to long-term chastity) but managed to, with the speed and control settings, be an excellent vibrator with attached clit-tickler that is ideal for every gadget girl’s toy box. One this is for sure, it’s going to be leaving my box—and often.

Weaknesses: None.

Batteries Needed: 4 AA Batteries and 2 AAA (Not included)

Clean Up: Soap & Water.

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