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After You’ve Seen Love Ranch, The Deadly Brothel Love Triangle Movie Starring Academy Award Winners Joe Pesci And Helen Mirren….
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At The One And Only…
DENNIS HOF’S WORLD FAMOUS LOVE RANCH BROTHEL!!!!
With the June 30th, 2010 world premiere release of the long-awaited movie Love Ranch starring Joe Pesci and Helen Mirren, the true-life blood & sex story of America’s first-ever legal whorehouse will be told for the very first time. But after movie-goers get their fill of decades-old hardcore history, they then can personally visit and partake of the actual REAL Love Ranch Brothel (www.LoveRanchTheBrothel.com) located in Carson City, Nevada, where hundreds of gorgeous legally-licensed prostitutes await them 24/7.
The longtime sister-brothel to the more famous across-the-street Moonlite Bunny Ranch (www.BunnyRanch.com), the REAL Love Ranch has for years been the favorite whorehouse among locals-in-the-know in the Carson-Tahoe-Reno area–wildly popular for it’s sultry sensual women, and fair prices. But with the international celebrity shock-waves set off by the Love Ranch movie, Nevada’s best-kept brothel secret is now out.
“Dennis Hof’s world famous Bunny Ranch has set the gold-standard for brothel excellence for many years now,” says Love Ranch General Manager Marc Medoff, speaking of the brothel featured in the ongoing HBO hit reality-TV series, “Cathouse.” “Today, as America and the world have had their imaginations set ablaze with the incredible brothel tale told in the Love Ranch movie, the REAL Love Ranch brothel is now poised to become as world-renowned as our more famous sister, the Bunny Ranch..”
Indeed, for those intrigued by the Love Ranch saga–a tawdry tale of sex and violence that exploded in 1976 with the savage murder of highly-ranked South American heavyweight boxer Oscar Bonavena at the brothel’s front gate–the Love Ranch movie is only the “beginning.”
Located just a short distance from Reno–Nevada’s capital and a major tourist mecca for skiing and gambling, the Love Ranch brothel has been been doing a booming business in sex-for-pay for decades. The companion brothel to the internationally-known Dennis Hof’s Moonlite Bunnyranch (www.BunnyRanch.com)–universally-known in it’s own right as featured in the long-running number one HBO reality-TV show smash hit “Cathouse,” the Love Ranch is known for it’s wide diversity of working girls of all shapes, sizes, colors, ages and cultures–from just-turned-18 girls-next-door, to veteran porn stars, they have them all. At any given time dozens of fully-licensed, medically-inspected, and always-ready-to-have sex Love Ranch Lovers (as they are called) are standing by to drop their panties at the first flash of greenbacks and start to party (“party” is brothel parlance for having sex).
With part of the filming of Love Ranch done in downtown Reno–the local town council was so pleased they proclaimed it “Love Ranch Day”– the final release has brought a level of glitz and glamour to the Love Ranch cathouse and surrounding areas that can only be described as electrifying. And it has also brought forth a flood of thousands of new “applications” from women around the globe seeking to work there.
“The phones, the emails, the faxes, it’s been a non-stop daily blizzard of women everywhere sending in their pictures that want to come and work at the Love Ranch,” says Medoff, “And why not? With the release of the Love Ranch movie everyone knows who we are, and wants to be part of the excitement. If you are a working girl at the Love Ranch brothel, you are now an instant celebrity. We are hiring new women every day and our waiting list is now in the hundreds and growing.”
Likewise the success of the Love Ranch movie is expected to lure thousands of new customers to the REAL Love Ranch brothel, already resulting in the facility having to double their support staff, add four new stretch limousines to their fleet, expand their full-bar area, and bring in a fleet of caterers to meet the increased demand. “Everyone who found the movie’s depiction of the Nevada brothel industry so fascinating, and the girls so attractive, want to come here to continue the experience,” says Medoff. “And we guarantee to keep that feeling of excitement going, and to take it to the next X-rated level. Whatever type of sex you want, we got it!–that’s the REAL Love Ranch promise!”
As always through, the strength and popularity of the Love Ranch whorehouse–or any brothel–rests on one thing, and one thing only–the girls and their ability to seduce, and please their customers. Known as “Love Ranch Lovers,” the group of brothel Lovers is an always-growing, always-rotating team of young ladies and women that live and work at the Love Ranch, and are considered as sexually skilled as any professional working girl in the world. The standards to be a Lover at the Love Ranch are high, and the vast majority of applicants are turned away.
Visiting the Love Ranch only once just provides a small “taste” of the quality and quantity of girls available to customers, with most clients returning again and again to check out the “fresh talent.” The “line-up” of ladies changes daily (and can be checked on their website message-board weekly), with up to 30 or more women in a typical showcase.
On a recent weekday afternoon dozens of Love Ranch hotties sprawled out throughout the spacious and comfortable Love Ranch, hanging out with customers at the bar, chatting with men in dark secluded corners, and taking clients on “tours” of the facility–intimate walks usually ending up in a private bedroom at one end of the brothel or the other.
Who was “on duty?” Dark-haired sultry and experienced August Knight, known with pride as the brothel’s resident MILF-monster; tall perfect-bodied blonde 20 year-old Ciara Summers–with legs so long they seem to start at her neck; Chelsea Mourning, a mega-pretty red-headed hottie recently voted “Best Brothel Butt of The Year”; Harmony Gabriel, a 20 year-old all-natural girl-next-door heartthrob who dazzles men simultaneously with her down-to-earth personality, and her flawlessly perfect body; Exciting new teenaged porn actress Katie Michaels (starring in X-flicks put out by Hustler, New Sensations and Kick Ass Pictures); the super-exotic Jenai Simone–guess her beautiful heritage and you get an oral sex discount; Chloe Daniels, one of the Love Ranch’s most popular “dates,” famous for her exquisite GFE (“Girl Friend Experience”) parties; Asian-sensation Jenny Morena, who will save men who love exotic women a trip to the Orient; Voluptuous vixxen Eva Voxx sporting a body so awesome that most customers can’t even comprehend what they are seeing; Adult actress Kandi Hart, who has been starring in “barely legal” X-vids for years–now customers can play out those “schoolgirl” fantasies with themselves in the “starring role.”; Highly popular Josie Viper, so beautiful and friendly, she turns down at least one marriage proposal a week; Bodacious busty sex bomb Vanilla Frost, a former Bunny Ranch babe, now a Love Ranch top star; Tall, statuesque beauty Scarlett Angel, known as the girl with a figure to die for, and a personality that will melt your heart; Alex Hayes, with looks, intelligence, wit and humor, she “has it all,” and knows how to use it; And finally the new-girl-on-the-block, taking a semester off from college to learn the-tricks-of-the-tr
ade Marceline DeLocke is as pretty as she is charming as she is innocent–but not for long. But even they are just the tip of the Love Ranch iceberg, with a couple of dozen more girls always having their time otherwise “occupied,” at any given moment.
With 2010 already being the year that the notoriety and popularity of the Love Ranch is going through the roof, it would seem that the brothel could afford to sit back for a bit and enjoy the fruits of their X-rated labors. But already there have been media reports that owner Dennis Hof is eyeing the purchase of several new brothels in the area, including two near Las Vegas, and a major expansion of the Love Ranch is already being planned.
“There are a number of new projects in the works, so fans of the Love Ranch should just keep checking our website www.LoveRanchTheBrothel.com daily to see what we and our Love Ranch Lovers are up to,” says Medoff, “But right now? We are waiting to hear back from Joe Pesci and Helen Mirren as to when they can come up to visit us. Couples are welcome at the Love Ranch too you know–especially them!”
