Udder Nonsense
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Movie Type: All Sex
Desperate Pleasures
DIRECTOR: JW Ties
67 Mins
CONDOMS: None
2017
THEMES: Big Tits, Natural Tits, Interracial Sex, Lactation, Tickling, Handjob, Lesbian Sex, Titfucking
STARS: Sierra Simmons, Jessica Robbin, Ginger Lynn, Rachel Raxx, Sara James & Catherine Foxx
REVIEW-
This movie would seem to have a title that would tell you exactly what kind of action you can expect. That is sadly not the case. I mean it would seem to be a big breast oriented movie and it kind of is. There are a few women in the cast with truly massive tits. Some of them even lactate which kind of fits the title. Ultimately though it is the “nonsense†party that most accurately describes this movie. It feels thrown together and often like these are scenes or footage that got left out of other projects. For the fans who turned in to see big tits, there are a few highlights. Sierra Simmons is a pretty girl with big boobs that shoot milk like crazy. She does a lactating solo and then a POV blowjob. Rachel Raxxx is the proud owner of an insane rack. Her boobs get used in a little fauxcest oral and cleavage fuck scene. Beyond that, the movie tries to stick to themes I guess. Jessica Robbin has big tits and knows how to talk dirty during her scene. Ginger Lynn is a megastar who is wasted in this movie. Her scene is very fetishy and good if you like watching tickling and handjobs. I really was hoping to see more of Ginger, but she kind of has little to do here. There is more tickling in the lesbian action between Sarah James and Catherine Foxx. That scene is really kind of a mess. Shaky camerawork, ticking and then an attempt to use Ron Jeremy as male talent. None of it works and I can’t imagine anyone wanting to see that. It is just a huge waste of time the pads the running time and leaves me watching the clock to see when this will be over. There might be some moments for fans of huge tits, lactating or tickling, but mostly this more like utter rubbish.
Sierra Simmons
Nineteen year old Sierra Simmons has some big milk-producing boobs that she has out in seconds during the pre-scene interview. She starts milking them, spraying all over the place. After revealing that doing so is a turn on, Sierra grabs a vibrator and uses it on her pussy while continuing to play with her milky mounds. It looks like the camera just gets set down several feet away so the stationary shot catches the action from the same angle. It is not a bad shot, but I imagine the core audience would like to see the milking from a slightly closer angle, especially since she seems to be drenching the black couch she is on.
Jessica Robbin
Jessica Robbin loudly declares that she loves the feel of a dick between her titties. As luck would have it, she happens to have a dick available and her titties are well built for just suck pleasure. She is rather aggressive with her hands, jacking the guy hard and talking to the camera. Oiling up his dick and her boobs make things much easier and he is sliding in that tight cleavage in no time. The POV shots are nice and her tits really are perfect for this kind of action. Jessica has some serious dirty talk and handjob skills as well. No milky tits here, but she milks a really big load out of his cock all over her big knockers.
All time superstar Ginger Lynn does not like to be woken up by being tickled, but she is not opposed to oiling up her partner’s cock for some fun in the morning. She tickles him and strokes his cock until it throbs I her skilled hands. She seems to be having a lot of fun torturing him and his cock indicates that he loves it too. This is a very fetish-oriented scene with Ginger working a load from his cock while tickling him. That’s a lot of star power for something with such a narrow appeal, but hey, a handjob from Ginger Lynn is still pretty sexy.
Rachel Raxxx
The cover of this movie prominently features Rachel Raxxx’s huge rack. Her Uncle Jack can’t help himself and just has to pull those things out of her tiny top. She tries to suck his cock, but he want to slide it between her tits first. They swallow his meat with plenty to spare, making for a tight fit. Perfectly set up to tit fuck his way right into her mouth, Jack enjoys both sensations while Rachel proves to be perfectly built for this sort of action. Just as things are heating up, he fires a load all over her massive melons.
Sara James & Catherine Foxx
After a solo scene with an uncredited woman and her milky tits, MILFs Sara James and Catherine Foxx hook up for lesbian sex in a hotel room. They are using a vibrator and tickling each other. The lighting is inconsistent and the camerawork is very shaky, but that doesn’t really matter because the sex just isn’t that good to begin with. It only gets worse when Ron Jeremy shows up because the women are too loud. The girls make a Ron sandwich while he keeps his clothes on and pinches himself to a state hard enough to penetrate. The sex is flat and lifeless that at least the camerawork isn’t taking away from anything good.
Sierra Simmons
Back for a POV blow/tit job, Sierra gets right down to business. Shooting milk onto his cock, she sucks it hard and then drops her huge knockers around the meat for a tight squeeze. Sierra looks into the camera while rubbing her boobs together around the lucky cock. Using the milk to keep things nice and slick, she does a good job before popping him into her mouth for a taste.
Extras: Bonus scenes (Jenna J Foxx)
