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It’s Draft Day, Do You Know Where Your Life Is?

Draft Day: (Please note, the following is sarcasm. I am enjoying greatly bagging on my friends for their obsession with NFL draft. Worry not though, they certainly give back as much as they get.) Wall to wall coverage of the draft has been rolling on ESPN and their satellite networks for hours already and there is no end in sight. I’ll be trying to enjoy some sun with the family and then holing up later when the Celtics com on. (I might sneak on over to see what kind of pizza you guys ordered later in the day.)

Eye Candy: OK, I’m smitten. I admit it. Sue me, but Lena Hawkins is just so freaking hot.

Playboy Radio: I just got an email about the guest review I did on Playboy Radio last Tuesday. For those of you who missed it, I was on Night Calls with Christy Canyon and Vanessa Blue. It was supposed to be a guest review thing, but ended up being a much longer discussion than we originally planned. We talked about the changes in the industry, some of the things that turn porn fans on and of course discussed Christy’s boobs at length. I wasn’t sure if they wanted me back, but the email I got asked if I would come back on this week. The plan at this point is to make it a regular segment on Night Calls. I will be doing the segment at 5:40 PT this week and make it a regular thing. So tune in and listen to Christy and Vanessa. Also if there is a movie you want reviewed, I’m open to suggestions. Hmmm I wonder if I could do an in-studio to sit between Christy and Vanessa.

Eye Candy: I hope it is as beautiful where you are as it is in SoCal today. If not, then please enjoy the beauty and sexual heat of Jenna Haze.

Hard Candy: I bought this movie on DVD months ago and just finally got a chance to watch the first half last night. It’s really good. Don’t want to give anything way, but I love the way the movie is shot. It’s creepy and claustrophobic when it needs to be. It is also one of those movie that is uncomfortably sexual. That’s saying a lot.

Eye Candy: How about Gianna from the new VouyerMedia.com site. Holy hooters Batman.

DBAD: DBAD is what we say around here when someone is truly deserving of scorn. It’s a long story, but it’s acronym for Don’t Be A Dick. Simple rule really, but three particular scumbags apparently didn’t get the memo. First comes the cowardly scumbag piece of donkey shit who shot the pregnant teller in Indiana. It’s bad enough that you’re a piece of crap bank robber, but to shoot a pregnant woman? Come one dude, why don’t you just kill yourself? The woman lost her twins earlier this week after they somehow avoided being shot by this mistaken bit of afterbirth. Wherever you are tonight I hope you are feeling half of the pain that you have caused. With any luck you will caught, tried, convicted and then hang yourself like the coward you are. Speaking of cowards, how about the douchebag who robbed that kid while he was having a seizure? You have to be a special kind of asshole to come across someone seizing on the sidewalk and walk away. You have to be an extra special asshole to take the opportunity to steal from him. At least that dick got arrested. Here’s hoping you get beat silly while in jail scumbag. Last and probably least is the douchebag from New York who chose to express his dislike for the First Lady by punching a teenager in a wheelchair. Oh come on. Seriously. You get mad at some dude so you punch his handicapped daughter? The only thing I can’t figure out from this story is what kept the girl’s father from ripping that fucker’s head right off. All three of these losers need a big ole DBAD T shirt to wear as they spend time behind bars.

Eye Candy: Because one Gianna gallery is not enough. Here she is showing off that lovely backside on BigTitsRoundAsses.com


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