Joke of the Day: The Biker

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Joke of the Day: Biker

Sherm Sends In Another

I get a lot of jokes and sometimes they really do make me smile. Hope this one makes you guys chuckle a bit. Thanks Sherm.

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HAND JOB: $1,000.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.
‘Yes?’ she inquires with a knowing smile, ‘can I help you?’
‘I was wondering,’ whispers the old biker, ‘are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?’

‘Yes, she smiles and purrs, I sure am.’

The old biker replies, ‘Well go wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger.’


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