Tina Tyler: Seven Blogs for Seven Days
Vacation Blog from Tina Tyler
For those of you who don’t know, Tina Tyler is an amazing example of just how far talent, brains and a great attitude can take someone. She’s an award-winning performer (And one of the early Gang Bang Girls) who was famous for a number of things including on screen BJ’s that were…well, let’s just say she could give lessons. She is also an award-winning director who has thrilled us with a number of original lines over the years including Fresh Out the Box from Mercenary Pictures. Off screen Tina is one of the brightest and most honest women in the industry. She’s outspoken, unafraid and I always enjoy hearing what she has to say. (Even when I don’t agree with it.) I am proud to have her back as a guest blogger this year. I thank her for her contributions and her friendship.
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Seven blogs for seven days (a sequel to seven brides for seven brothers?)
This will be my last guest blog for a while. Rog will return with regularly scheduled programming tomorrow. I sincerely hope he had a great vacation with his family.
I hope that all of you had as much fun reading my blogs as I had writing them. It’s been a great way to take my mind off the fact that I have NOTHING to do, but get better, and a much needed break for my thumb which has been firmly planted up my ass for the past several months.
As a farewell of sorts, I thought I’d leave you with something fun.
This quiz was sent to me by someone who thought I was smart. Boy did I prove them wrong!
Try answering the questions without looking at the answers below. I got only 4 right.
Quiz for “Know-It-Alls
These are not trick questions..
They are straight questions with straight answers
1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.
2. What famous North American landmark
Is constantly moving backward?
3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to
Produce on their own for several growing seasons.
All other vegetables must be replanted every year.
What are the only two perennial vegetables?
4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn’t been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?
6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters ‘ dw’ and they are all common words. Name two of them.
7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar.
Can you name at least half of them?
8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.
9. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter ‘S.’
Now that you’ve tried to answer the questions, here are the CORRECT answers…
Answers To Quiz:
1. The one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends…
Boxing
2. North American landmark constantly moving backward…..
Niagara Falls
(The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.)
3. Only two vegetables that can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons…
Asparagus and rhubarb.
4. The fruit with its seeds on the outside …
Strawberry.
5. How did the pear get inside the brandy bottle?
It grew inside the bottle.
(The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the entire growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems.)
6. Three English words beginning with “dw”?
Dwarf, dwell and dwindle.
7.. Fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar.
Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point, quotation marks, brackets,
parenthesis, braces, and ellipses.
8. The only vegetable or fruit never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh…
Lettuce.
9. Six or more things you can wear on your feet beginning
Wth ‘S’
Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes, stockings, stilts.
