242 Mins.
Evil Angel- 1996
DIR: John Stagliano
STARS: Elizabeth Shay, Donna Warner, Nikki Platts, Belinda, Kirsten Halborg, Jenny Mae, Dawn Phoenix, Laura Turner, Rocco Siffredi, Chris Newz, Valentino, Sidney Street.
THEMES: Big Tits, British Babes, Big Cocks.
OVERALL RATING: 9+
REVIEW:
Some of the most memorable moments in recent porn history have come compliments of John “Buttman” Stagliano and his numerous trips to the motherland. Somehow, he is able to cut through the crusty reputation British women have, (What was that old saying, ‘British women take to sex like ducks to golf.’) and come up with blazing scenes that defy description. It is made even better by the fact that Buttman has a thing for huge, all natural tits.
It helps that most of Buttman’s British excursions include super stud Rocco Siffredi along to bring in the babes. Rocco and Buttman are cruising the streets when they come across a promising pair blondes, Dawn and Donna. It doesn’t take long for them to get these two off the streets and up to the hotel room. Dawn, at only 18, is a huge chested Irish girl and her bleached 23 year old friend Donna is no pre-pubescent gymnast herself. Rocco waits about thirty seconds before charming the panties right off of Donna, who is just dying to let him explore deeper. While not covergirl beautiful, Dawn is superbly put together with tremendous tits and just the right attitude for this business. Donna is more aggressive and fine to look at, but as so often happens, I am so lost in my new infatuation, that almost all my attention is on the young tit queen. There is a great moment when Dawn’s phone rings and she carries on a conversation with someone while sitting next to Rocco and Donna who are going at it. About this time, Buttman also discovers that she has quite large pussy lips and plays with them extensively. Donna’s lips prove to be quite accommodating as Rocco slips his full length into her pussy and has her squirming around the bed like mad.
Big tit lovers beware, as Dawn hops on for some RC, her tits start flopping about, some of you are likely to go into total coronary failure. As great as that looks, I can’t get over how she slams down on this huge cock, taking it so deep most girls would burst. After taking him even deeper in a long bout of doggie, the young cutie declares “Nothing is too big for me.” Not true of her friend, who has to take occasional breaks due to a sore fanny (British for pussy. See porn is educational.) You would think that she would learn from that, but Donna takes Rocco in her ass as well. Proving that she is more than ready for the big time, Dawn takes his cock from her friend’s ass and sucks it clean a couple of times as Donna gets more and more into this full length anal reaming. Another warning to tit lovers, Dawn wraps those perfect beauties around Rocco’s cock and bounces them up and down for a good long while. Best tit fucking I have seen in forever. After that, the girls share his cock in their mouths, with Dawn deep sucking Rocco’s balls. Holly shit, where did he find this girl? With Dawn now riding the Rocco express, it is Donna’s turn to taste her friend on a cockcicle. Even though Dawn had said nothing is too big, it is Donna who takes another long anal probing before tuning him back over to Dawn’s pussy for the final few strokes until he explodes all over her huge tits and Donna’s cum hungry tongue. A fantastic ending to an absolutely classic scene. Dawn is welcome at my house any fucking time she wants.
Another fine pair of young British beauties is up next as Buttman goes out exploring on his own. Eighteen year old beauty Elizabeth is a little shy at first, but Buttman works his magic. Another couple, Chris Newz and busty Nikki wander by and Buttman does the math quickly to get them all together. Busty Nikki has some of the biggest nipples I have ever seen, and they seem more than adequately sensitive to the probing mouths that surround her. Elizabeth has ultra sensitive tiny nipples. There is lots of great ass and tit play before the girls get to work on Chris, as Nikki smothers his face in tit flesh, while her smaller friend sucks his rapidly growing member to fighting length. He seems nearly overwhelmed by this incredible double blow job and even more outstanding tit fucking. Way to go Buttman, how many times I have watched a movie and though, ‘Shit, with hooters like that, why not have her wrap them babies around his johnson and go to town?’ (Rog was temporarily possessed by the spirit of some long lost redneck apparently.) The point being, Buttman actually uses this very erotic and underused art for a second time in as many scenes. Chris adjusts well to the extra attention and starts plowing away at Liz from behind while her big titted new friend sits by and occasionally sucks his shaft clean. While is incredibly cute and petite, Nikki is an absolute porn slut of the first magnitude. This heavy hootered honey knows how to fuck and does so with absolute abandon. Chris is no Rocco, but he has a decent sized member and it stays good and stiff while he gladly fucks the two willing ladies. Nikki even opens up her ass for some deep strokes. Great cumshot here with Chris seeming to have laser aim, alternating between Nikki’s nip and Liz’s lips. Quite simply, a brilliant scene.
Chris joins Rocco, Valentino and Buttman on a trip to the English countryside to visit a talent agent for his next movie. The agent, is none other than Kirsten Halbog, a huge breasted woman with a big ass to match. They spy her on horseback with her tits flying about wildly in the wind. Looks like a good way to lose an eye to me. Kirsten has put together quite a collection of potential talent for Buttman to check out. Lovely Jenny Mae of Ireland and the outrageously slutty French tart Belinda are on hand along with British black stud Sidney Street. For some reason, Buttman wanders outside where he comes across stable girl Laura Tuner (Whose scene with Rocco in a recent Buttman video may be the hottest anal fuck I have ever seen.)
By the time he figures out that Laura is just working in the stables and is not a model, the others have separated into rooms to have fun on their own. Valentino has discovered that the lovely Irish lass is quite the accomplished cocksucker. Chris meanwhile, seems to found a weakness in Laura’s armor. You see, she gets all gooey inside when you wave a stiff cock in her face. When he does that, the super sexy little nymph drops right to her knees in the hay and starts swallowing sword. Meanwhile, Rocco has found the bountiful breasts of bovine Kirsten and is going nuts with her Rubenesque figure. While she may be a bit heavy for my taste, Kirsten attacks cock with such total fever, I can’t help but love her style. She just loves Rocco’s big cock in her mouth and shows off those super hooters. Also, her well cushioned body is just right for Rocco to slam into from behind.
Inside the house there is still more action to be found. Belinda, the wild ass French slut has made an incredible discovery. Her new friend Sidney has unleashed his trouser snake and the thing is, well, huge does not begin to describe this beast. Honestly, I have never seen a cock this big in any video. Not Rocco, not Holmes, not North, no one. This thing is in a class by itself, and yet Belinda does not run screaming, but rather lights up at the challenge. No way it all fits in her mouth, but she adores it with her lips all the same.
Buttman moves back in on Laura and this time talks her out of her clothes. My God, what a little cutie. When Valentino, Jenny and Chris come in, the four pair off for a wild time. Both girls are ready, willing and able dick suckers with Laura being able to throat the whole of Chris’ meat while Jenny does her best to suck Valentino’s eyes out through his prick. The girls sync up a bit during RC and it is easy to see, side by side, that no matter how hot Jenny might be, Laura is the true superstar. Her anal with Chris starts out hot and nearly sets the bloody place on fire with her passion. No anal for Jenny, but she does jerk a big shot of cum from Valentino right into her mouth. Laura takes hers on the pussy which is unfortunate, but still leaves me with another eternal memory of this firecracker.
The final participants in this Buttman orgy are Rocco, Sidney, Belinda and Kirsten. Belinda is still worshipping Sid’s monster meat, and even Rocco is appropriately impressed. Kirsten shows her appreciation for such genetic perfection by plopping her plump bottom onto the bed and sucking some of that big cock herself. Can little Belinda take on a cock this big? Of course, she can, letting Sid take her from behind while she fills her mouth full of Italian sausage. Not to be left out, dough like Kirsten insists that Rocco fuck her hard enough to make those generous globes flop about wildly. You have to check out the extreme close ups of Belinda’s pussy gripping Sid’s shaft as she filled to the max. When the swap this time, Belinda is sent into screaming ecstasy by Rocco while Kirsten nearly submerges the entire island with her tremendous slamming down onto Sidney’s pole. Like I said, in spite of her weight, Kirsten in an incredibly hot woman. At last, they see just how much the dirty French girl can take. Rocco makes a point to tell how this is the first time he has ever gone in the ass first because he has the “Small” dick. Not only does she take Rocco in her ass, a feat in and of itself that lifts a starlet three notches, but Belinda takes that stiff rod in her ass while riding Sidney with her tight pussy. The biggest DP on record? Has to be. Things are a little tight, but instead of stopping, she switches them, taking the bigger cock in her backdoor. It’s not the world’s longest, but while it lasts, the Belinda/Sidney anal is simply amazing. The two girls put their faces together to catch a double dose of cream that they share happily with each other in a long, cum swapping kiss, closing out one of the most remarkable scenes ever.
What is left to be said. Dawn, Laura, Belinda, Elizabeth, Donna, Nikki, Jenny and Kirsten. All incredible fucks, some tremendous tits, hot anal and facial action and a dick even bigger than Rocco’s. Stop wasting your time reading my summary, go buy the fucking movie.
