Since I am hoping to sneak away for a day at the movies today I will give you the Maxim version of the news and views today.
– Is anyone surprised that Serena Williams got booed at the French Open? The only question is whether she was booed because she’s too damn good, such an intolerable bitch (on occasion) or because she is an American? (Her father would say it is because of the color of her skin, but that only works at home.)
– Did I promise you all that you could get your hate-inspired lemming links on other sites? Was I right? Hells yes. Props to me for knowing that the sky is blue and props to me for knowing that most of the articles blindly linked were written before the speech was even given. So much for deep thought and actual debate eh? Who needs that when we have talk radio, poli-cheers and pathetic name calling.
– Hey, Careena Collins is back. I just got a two-pack of Rodney Moore DVDs. (I Survived A Rodney Blast 1 & 2) and Ms. Collins is working hard in part one. (Dude, that is not a cock, it’s a fucking telephone pole.) I haven’t heard if she is back full time or not, but she still has a whole lot of heat to offer porn fans.
– Those of you who just can’t wait until November for the longer, kick-ass “Lord of the Rings: Return of the King” DVD, the movie-only version hit the shelves yesterday. It’s this week’s must-own DVD even if you are going to get the full version in a few months. Buffy: Season Nine and Frasier: Season Three are also new this week so make room on your shelves. I missed it last week, but the X-Files Season Nine box completes the series. Now I just have to find time to watch all nine boxes.
– Some of you have probably already seen the Rog Rules T-shirt shot sent in by an artist/reader. Many of you asked about that gallery and I am working on it. I am also waiting on some new Rog gear that should be in soon. I’ll be sending off stuff for some great shots. Maybe this time we will actually get some shots of Haven, Jenna Jameson, Loni, Bridgette Kerkove and Teagan. (OK we got one of Teagan, but Jules Jordan took it does it really count?) While we’re at it, how about some fan submissions? They don’t have to be T-Shirt shots. Signs will do. Come on y’all we need some fun stuff. This is supposed to be a good time right?
– Be looking for a bunch of new reviews in the next couple of days. Video Team’s Latin creampie line “Crema Latina”, Extreme’s total gross out “Creampie Milkshakes” (It’s just as bad as what you’re thinking.) and another Tom Byron Class X release, “Whack Attack 2.” See, I still review porn every day. Bet ya didn’t know that, did ya?
– Interviews are also on the way. Digital Playground’s Robby D should be up soon followed shortly by either Nic Andrews or Teagan depending on which one I edit first? (Any bets?) I’m still way behind on the interviews, but I am going to really push to get more done quickly.
– Now that 24 is finished for another year, the best night in television (Tuesdays) is down to one great show. “The Shield” is close to wrapping up, but there is still a chance for some of you to catch the best damn cop show ever made. Don’t miss it. It makes the Sopranos look like a day at Sunday school.
– A lot of you have written in asking me again about the Berg video. (Isn’t it sad how quickly that young man’s murder has been forgotten? I guess it’s just not as important…errrrr sexy to the Bush haters out there.) I had touched on the stories of the dip-shit high school teachers who actually showed the video in class. A few of you wrote in with great opposing viewpoints and I haven’t forgotten them. (Unlike most in this business I don’t run from ideas that don’t match mine.) I just haven’t felt much like re-visiting that video. I also wanted to see how the teacher thing played out. Personally I wouldn’t leave the school grounds until a teacher like that was fired. Sadly, the poli-cheers on both sides of me have it wrong again. The leftie, get-Bush crowd thinks that all children should see the video to prove that our President is the anti-Christ while they would get their panties in a bunch if a teacher were to show “Texas Chainsaw Massacre”, “Natural Born Killers” or God forbid “Red Dawn” in a class. The hand-wringing conservative types are actually encouraging the video as a means to show children what we’re up against. (Blind hatred can’t always be explained, it has to be seen.) Sorry folks, to a man you would string up a teacher who brought in a Max Hardcore video to show to his students. Obscene is obscene. Anyway, this issue may come up again when I have time to put together some of the great input you guys sent me. Thanks and keep it coming.
