THE MATING GAME

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113 Mins
Digital Sin
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DIRECTOR: Cash Markman
THEMES: Porn Stars.
CONDOMS: None Noted
2001
3/98
STARS: Wildcat (Cheyenne Silver), Sana Fey, Timber, Jonathan Morgan, JJ Michaels, Joel Lawrence
REVIEW:
Before Jonathan Morgan was winning awards for directing comedies, he was starring in them. In this Cash Markman movie, Morgan plays the yuck a minute host of an adult game show, �The Mating Game.� Anyone who has ever watched the old Dating Game shows on TV knows the format. Three bachelorettes are brought in and questioned by a would be suitor. In our version, the couples share more than a candlelit dinner and the parting gifts are way better than a case of Turtle Wax.
In front of a sickening green screen, Morgan delivers his lines with a minimum amount of cheese. Our first three babes are Timber, Charlie and Sana Fey. JJ Michaels is the lucky bachelor who gets to bang one of these chicks. The dialog during the game show portion is a little shaky, but this is a porn after all. Sana Fey ends up as the winner and a mattress is brought in so they can consummate their new relationship. For some reason, they hurry through the oral sex and start fucking. (Maybe a bit too much dialog taking away time from the scene?) The whole scene feels kind of rushed, but there is some very nice footage of the busty redhead taking it from behind. Though good for the occasional chuckle, I�m not sure it�s a good idea to cum away from the sex to show a mugging Morgan. JJ ends the opening fuck by shooting onto his new friend�s monster mams.
Wildcat joins the original two girls on the next panel. Joel Lawrence gets to ask the questions this time and they go a little more smoothly. Wildcat is smiling so big she can hardly answer the questions. He ends up picking Timber and the fun begins. I always did like Timber and judging from the way his prick grows in her mouth, Joel kind of likes her as well. So far, the winning chicks have been the ones with the biggest tits and Timber�s pop right out of her top as she gets pounded on the ground. For some reason, his wood is really unreliable here and the scene is cut short. That leaves room for plenty of post scene phone calls from the studio audience. (I�m not sure if this was broadcast live, but these calls can�t be scripted.)
After a very long Q & A with Charlie and Wildcat, we get to the finale. They start out with each other, while callers phone to up to vote for the girl they would most like to see bone Morgan. We all know how this is going to turn out, but it allows Charlie to do what she likes best. Those of you who know Wildcat from her Vivid Contract movies may really enjoy this early work. She is still all natural, very fresh and quite cute as the object of Charlie�s veggie lust. Great toy play for these two babes.
Morgan gets to have his dick sucked by Wildcat and that�s got to be a good thing. After the mess with Joel, it�s good to see Jon get it all the way up in her mouth, though the blowjob is painfully short. I haven�t really seen a lot of Cheyenne�s scenes, but as Wildcat, this lovely lady was always up for anything and enthusiastically fucks her co-star here. Even with full wood, Morgan is having some troubles, marring this scene somewhat and having to stroke himself near raw at the end. Finally he manages to pop, but the shot is poorly captured from a bad angle, removing the head from what should have been the highlight of the movie.
I�m really not sure if this was supposed to something broadcast live or what. Where would they have shown it? The reason I wonder is that the phone calls were too natural to be scripted. Porn actors or crew members couldn�t have made these sound so natural. The game show idea works pretty well, but it ends up getting in the way. All of the attention is on the question and answer sessions, causing the sex to suffer. The Sana Fey scene is rushed and doesn�t really produce much heat. Joel�s lack of wood sort of kills the Timber scene. Charlie and Wildcat do a fairly nice veggie scene. Wildcat�s hook up with Morgan is the best scene in the movie, but it�s average at best. I applaud the effort and got a chuckle, but this is a porn and porn you can�t stroke to is kind of like a car without wheels.

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