Mondo Porno

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114 Mins

VCA

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DIRECTOR: Antonio Passolini

THEMES: Porn Movies

CONDOMS: Yes

2002

6/02

STARS: Chloe, Tawney Roberts, Nikita Denise, Nina Ferrari, Mia Smiles, Mercedes Ashley, Ruby, Jay Ashley, Guy DiSilva, Tyce Bune, Chris Cannon, Pat Myne, Kyle Stone, Steve Hatcher and Joel Lawrence with special appearances by Tina Tyler and Ron Jeremy.

REVIEW-

These Antonio Passolini movies are always a whole lot of fun to watch. He’s got a great sense of humor and the sex is usually pretty hot as well. I also enjoy any movie that pokes a little fun at the porn industry. This latest effort brings some of VCA’s big name talent to the table along with a cast that should be able to handle sex as well as the dialog required. Mondo Porno is a porn talk show with Tina Tyler interviewing famous folks from the world of smut. Her first guest is a famous porn director played by Joel Lawrence. Tyler and Lawrence easily handle the dialog, outlining his rise to the top, first as an actor and then as a director. (Inside jokes galore here folks.)

Turning to the monitor, Tina plays a clip of Joel’s first performance in a loop for the qvzzqDanish Eroticaqvzzq series. The grainy look of the film, the scarf around Chloe’s neck and Joel’s ridiculous afro wig really take me back. (Back to the days when I was holding my dad’s 16mm loops up to the light to see each frame.) Chloe gets right to sucking cock and other than the really cheesy background music, all is right with the world when she’s got a rod in her mouth. They use condoms for this movie even though I don’t remember ever seeing old school loops using rubbers. Chloe rides his big cock and then gets bent over her kitchen table. Making a full meal out of his new friend, Joel slides his prick into her ass and pumps away until he sprays his load all over her face.

The next clip is from Joel’s directorial debut and it’s a pretty funny clip. Ruby and Chris Cannon deliver dialog that is as (Intentionally) stiff as any prick in porn. Starving in the wild, the two anthropologists seem doomed until Chris comes up with a brilliant plan. He can feed her protein to keep her alive. Once Ruby stops with the comic dialog she puts her mouth to good use during a fabulous looking blowjob. Chris goes right from the mouth and into the pussy as she pumps her from behind. Ruby has added a few pounds these days, but looks really good standing next to the rock with her leg up as he pounds her. They go for anal that is partially captures in slow motion, and finish up with a facial.

The next clip comes from Joel’s qvzzqartisticqvzzq second feature. It is a moody scene that starts out with Nikita Denise dressed in cut away spandex, as a thief. She is caught by cops Pat Myne and Tyce Bune. At her suggestion they start a full cavity search. As one of them fingers her holes, the lovely brunette starts sucking cock. Nikita is one of the best performers in all of porn so you know she’s going to light these guys up. She dirty talks her way into a very hot looking DP. The costume adds a lot, but mostly it’s Nikita’s energy and hot body that makes this so strokeable. The double facial pop has some slow motion in there, but it’s looped so we still get to see her pretty face nicely plastered.

After a very long dialog segment, we find out how Joel casts his movies. Proving that some stereotypes are true, he has Mia Smiles working on the old casting couch thing. Knowing what she needs to do to get the part, Mia slides over onto the couch and starts sucking his cock. With a fire going in the background and the blue qvzzqmoonqvzzq light seeping in, this scene has a slightly soft look, but nothing can hold back the head when Mia is busy shoving a cock down her throat. I love the way she uses her hands to stroke his rod as super speed. Even though this was only supposed to be a blowjob movie, Mia spreads her long legs and pulls them back to her shoulders. She looks great in this position, but the best shot of her shaved little pookie comes when she’s riding cock. Joel keeps plugging away, stuffing her from behind and letting Mia show off that sexy ass of hers. He pulls out and shoots all over her untouched asshole.

The next phase of his career features artsy lesbian flicks. There is some funny dialog here as well, followed by a scene between Tawney Roberts and Nina Ferrari. Anyone who has scene an Andrew Blake movie will chuckle at the set up and the scene. The two blondes are all decked out in black fetish wear and enjoy the heavy filters used in the scene. There is some hot toy play as the girls bend each other and use a big black dildo.

Moving back to plot oriented movies, we get a heavy prison drama starring Mercedes Ashley as an angel of mercy who steps in at the last minute to fuck four condemned killers. Pat Myne, Kyle Stone, Guy DiSilva and Jay Ashley are all over the fully dressed guard and have her sucking her way around a circle of cock. She is a very energetic cock sucker and keeps her mouth full even as she starts bouncing up and down on one of the guys. There is some good standing doggy footage as well as some between the bars oral action. She ends up taking facials right through the bars which is pretty damn hot.

The final scene shows off Joel’s new invention, qvzzqamateur porn.qvzzq Chloe is back, as Aunt Pam, the same porn legend from clip one, but this time she is playing a virgin. The lines are pretty funny and again you will see some of your favorite porn lines lampooned in the set up. Once she gets started sucking a pair of cock, this ‘amateur’ sure looks like a pro. After sucking both cocks to full mast, Chloe lets them take turns fucking her. The best footage comes when Kyle is banging her from behind while Steve Hatcher is getting a superb blowjob. To complete here ‘introduction’ to porn, the guys give her a DP. She takes it quite well and then takes a couple of great popshots on the face. Chloe does more than just get her face blasted, she really works those loads.

This is a nicely written porn script with a whole lot of insider jokes. Lawrence and Tyler give great performances, carrying most of the dialog. I loved the way they lampooned so many porn clichés in one movie. Sexually, Chloe gets two scenes and she does a great job in both of them. Nikita Denise and Mia Smiles also give us scenes that are very, very stroke-worthy. This is a different movie for Passolini, but it’s funny, nicely shot and has pretty damn good sex. That’s all we can ask for from a feature.


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