Hustler’s Superfuckers #17
OVERALL RATING: 7+
125 Mins
Hustler
DIRECTOR: Pierre Woodman
www.hustler.com
THEMES: Euro-babes, Big Tits
CONDOMS: None Noted
2002
10/01
STARS: None Listed. (Fill in a bunch of single named Euro-babes if you like.)
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REVIEW-
Hustler Video was looking to build an empire quickly so they through some serious money at some of the best directors in the business. Pierre Woodman was one of the first to join the stable and he’s been cranking out great porn for them from day one. It’s no surprise to anyone who knows porn because Woodman has been making great looking stroke material for Private for years. He was behind the camera for most of the best stuff Private did in the last decade and he hasn’t slowed down at all. He still shoots some of the best looking Euro-babes on the planet and knows how to get them to give more energy than just about any director around. The Superfuckers line is a straight forward series that sometimes has little vignettes for us to enjoy, but more often than not just gets right to the good stuff without ever stopping to bother with much dialog or set up.
We get a very pretty girl to introduce the scenes. She’s a sexy chick, but the dubbing is so bad you have to laugh as she gives us an overwrought two line intro. The first girl is a nice looking brunette barmaid who smiles as she cleans the glasses. Two guys come in and they turn on the charm. In no time at all they are round the bar and stripping off her clothes. She’s a thin girl with nice tits and a mouth that opens nicely tot deliver head to both lucky guys. Right in the middle of the blowjob we cut to another girl doing her toes. In a few minutes, the three go back and find the second girl. This is a really awkward transition and doesn’t do much for the heat of the scene. Now we have four people fucking in a bed. They are soon joined by two more guys and each girl gets enough cock to keep her stuffed and stretched. Neither girl really stands out even as they get DP’d. Four loads get fired onto two faces. In any other movie this would be a better than average scene, but for a Woodman effort, it’s pretty forgettable.
The next segment is a behind the scenes look at another Woodman project. These things typically work better on DVDs where you can watch them apart from the flick. In the middle of a video they often seem to be a distraction, especially for the hard core stroker audience. Here is some nice looking anal stuff going on, but it’s mostly a photo shoot.
The next girl is a quiet blonde named Anna. She is a cute eighteen year old. Two guys lead her into the house and toss her onto the bed. All of a sudden the shy girl is gone and this babe starts to warm up. With her dress up, Anna gets her slit licked while she sucks some cock. This gets her going, but a dock in that shaved cunnie really makes the girl get loud. Her little tits shake nicely as she gets pounded, but for some reason the guy at her mouth is really struggling with wood. She gets up on top of one of the guys and really gets her cute little ass bouncing. They use that ass for a bit in this position, but the first guy has to go back into her pussy so that his partner can step into the DP position. For the best footage of the scene, she goes into RCA and shows off her whole body while still sucking cock. Anna does a really quick A2M dismount. Watching the first dude shoot into her mouth helps number two fire a big sticky load all over her pretty face. Once Anna warms up, she really is a pretty, hot fuck.
We get a little fetish oriented with the next scene. The guy is brought in on a leash for two female slaves to service while the mistress prods them with a riding crop. She plays with her pussy as the two slaves pass his rod back and forth. One of them stands to take cock while the other licks mistresses’ pussy. This scene may have some fetish clothing, but it’s the most low energy fuck of the bunch. Thankfully the brunette taking the cock looks really good doing standing doggy. The women change positions, but all three of them are better as eye candy than as fucks. There is some nice anal footage, but overall this scene is just your average three on one scene with a riding crop, some toys and nice looking chicks. The slaves eventually suck him off, but there is nothing special here.
We get another of the behind the scenes breaks with some cute girls doing a photo shoot. These fill time and the ass fucking is pretty sexy, but I think that two of them in one movie are just too much. It’s one thing when they are used to promote a big feature, but this ends up looking like video footage of a still shoot. On the other hand, there is a good facial taken by these two cuties.
The next girl is a very pretty blonde with fantastic tits. This girl is worth waiting around for. She is manhandled from behind the camera and plays with herself for a while. One guy just isn’t enough for this major league beauty. She has two cocks to work on while another guy is right under her pussy to lap up her juices. More blowjob would be good, but one of the guys wants to be under her. This babe has a seriously big ass that really gets moving when she’s riding and being spanked. She sticks her ass high in the air and gets a super power fuck from behind. With energy and looks like this, this girl should have been earlier in the flick. They move her into reverse cowgirl where she can shake her tits and keep right on pounding away. From there she slips back a bit and takes it up her ass. I suppose this girl is a little soft around the middle, but she looks great to me and is easily the best fuck of the movie. They double up on her, but then put her in spoon for some perfectly shot anal with her pussy right in the center of the shot. While two of the guys DP her, the third gets blown setting the pretty blonde up for a one, two, three load lunch. She takes each one with a smile until her pretty face is dripping with jizz.
Our hostess finishes things off by finally getting into the action. She works a metallic vibrator between her lips and then shoves it deep into her twat. I like this leggy babe and would love to see her in other action. Other than the blonde in the last scene, none of the girls really stand out. There are some cuties I suppose, especially the one who calls herself Anna. Most of the scenes are good, but far from great. Maybe I just expect more from Woodman so that these scenes seem more disappointing than they should be. I liked two of the scenes a lot and the others aren’t horrible. This line has brought us better, but even mediocre Woodman is better than most smut on your shelves.
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