The Lost Hienie

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OVERALL RATING: 8-

115 Mins.

VCA

DIRECTOR: Veronica Hart

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THEMES: Waitresses, Comedy

CONDOMS: Yes

2002

5/02

STARS: Julie Meadows, Kristal Summers, Ian Daniels, Chris Cannon, Kellyfire Steele, Hamilton Steele, Keisha, Justine Romee, Sabrine Maui, Steve Hatcher, Randy Spears,

REVIEW-

Veronica Hart movies are usually very female friendly adventures with romance novel stories and soft sex. While watching the opening credits to Lost Hienie, I was sure it must be an Antonio Passolini picture. There are some really odd imagines flashing across the screen, making me think that we might be in for something a little bit different from Ms. Hart. It’s also got a cast that could really bring us some heat. Lead Julie Meadows is always worth watching and she is joined by some other sexy babes. Justine Romee and Keisha add a little Latin flavor to the mix and Sabrine Maui gives us some Asian eye candy. Kellyfire Steele (Who is going by Kelly Steele these days I think) also makes an appearance with her husband, Hamilton.

Ian Daniels is an investigator who has to go out on a case with his new partner, Julie Meadows. There is some overdone humor as they cross David Lynch with the X Files. As they drive along with the fake background shaking behind them, Julie decides she needs to test out his driving skills. Can he keep the car straight with her mouth wrapped around his cock? The quarters are close, but her pretty face looks as hot as ever. Leaving the car on autopilot apparently, Ian helps lift Julie’s skirt high enough to show off her ass. Julie gets out of her dress and straddles his face. I really love the way she looks in stockings and a bra. Ian ignores his driving and sucks on her tight little slit until it’s wet enough to just let him slide right in. The shots are somewhat limited because of the small space, but we still get lots of good eye candy. He rolls her over in the back of the car and pushes those lovely legs way back for some deep pounding. He pulls out and misses a chance for a great facial by shooting all over her pussy.

They pick up a brunette with an identity crisis and Chris Cannon (In Robert Blake white face.) After some more cryptic and somewhat chuckle-worthy dialog, Cannon goes down on his pal, Kristal Summers while Julie masturbates on a diner counter. I’m sorry, am I supposed to be watching a couple fuck when she is busy playing with herself? Eventually Julie joins in and we get a very hot double blowjob. Now that the strange stuff is out of the way, this is a pretty hot scene that features Julie sucking on Chris’ nipples while the brunette swallows his meat. Since she is the lead, Julie gets to take the first ride and treats us to some great reverse cowgirl. When she finally lets her friend get some dick, Chris is so busy lucking Julie’s ass that he seems to hardly notice the slit he’s banging. She backs off to rub her pussy some more as he pulls out and juices up the other chick’s ass.

Kellyfire plays a mute waitress who plays charades with the party as she takes their order. Weirdness reigns supreme, but when the party clears out, Kelly and the cook (Hamilton Steele) have their chance to shine. He puts her up on the counter and samples the pie of the day. Her waitress uniform stays on as he works around it and gets her into a panting frenzy. Returning the favor, Kellyfire strokes and slobbers all over his know until it’s hard enough to penetrate her anywhere. There is some titty fucking along the way as well which is very nice to see. We also watch her slide the condom onto his dick before mounting him. Once on top, the redhead makes short work of his cock, stroking it with her pussy and squat fucking like a pro. Eventually he works her to her hands and knees for access to her tight asshole. Four fingers get up in there before she feels his prick slide between the cheeks. Since he fucked her ass, why not cum all over it I guess.

Our gang of investigators goes to a theater for a show that is just too weird for words. Julie bugs out to use the phone and ends up between Steve Hatcher and Randy Spears. Who cares how we got here, all we really need is this hot babe on her knees sucking two dicks at once. Julie is back in her stocking as Randy pumps her from behind. This girl’s body looks best in reverse cowgirl, but doggy is pretty damn flattering as well. Hatcher gets a shot at her butt during some RCA and DP with Randy’s help. The guys end up shooting loads into some popcorn for Julie to snack on.

Their boss is a freaky fellow who leads us to a veggie scene between Justine Romee and Sabrine Maui, Justine is a Marilyn Monroe wig and Sabrine is just looking hot as ever. They move quickly from kissing to rubbing and Justine seems anxious to get at her new friend’s tiny treasure. I like both of these women a lot and there is some genuine heat being generated as Sabrine goes down on her lusty Latina partner. The finger play is really good and Justine’s hot anal play with a big dildo keeps this from being just the requisite lezbo scene.

Ian works his way backstage at the show where he encounters Keisha changing out of her Carmen Miranda outfit. Actually, he catches her in the shower and watches for a little while. When the shower is over, she puts some clothes on and gets down and dirty with Cannon. (Not in white face for this one.) He frees her huge hooters and starts sucking on them for all he’s worth. When it’s her turn to suck, Keisha doesn’t disappoint, she devours his dick and barely seems to notice when Ian starts moving in from behind. They both slam her as hard as they can, but Keisha looks ready to take on a whole army. When she faces the camera, we get tons of jiggle from her soft body. If you like her big tits and big ass, then you will love the reverse cowgirl followed by the DP footage. To cap it all off, the guys shoot onto her big tits and watch her lick them clean.

This really is a strange little movie, especially for Veronica Hart. Some of the stuff is funny, but it often drags a bit. Julie Meadows looks great and carries the major load sexually, so that’s a great thing. Her three-way in the theater is really good and the scene with Daniels in the moving car is another scorcher. Keisha finishes the movie out with a strong scene and Kellyfire Steele provides a little lunch counter anal action along the way. The sex in this movie is a lot better than in some of Hart’s other efforts and that makes this is a really worthy little sex comedy.

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