Private Sports: Rock Hard
Private Sports: Rock Hard www.Private.com
OVERALL RATING: 7-
140 Mins.
Private
DIRECTOR: J.F. Romagnoli
THEMES: Plot, Euro Babes
CONDOMS: None Noted
2003
4/03
STARS: Ditty Blue, Jennifer Dark, Lea Farlow, Leila, Liza, Rita Faltoyano, Stacy Silver, David Perry, Deither Von Stein, Franco Roccaforte, Mick Blue, Robert Rosenberg & Zenza Raggi
REVIEW-
I can’t keep up with all of the Private lines these days. From the title and the cover, I would have assumed that this might be a vignette style line with a sports theme. However, it appears to be a feature and from the first few minutes, a rather good one. The movie takes a look at boxing with a decidedly sexual slant. You know, I watch Sportscenter on a pretty regular basis and I haven’t seen any female boxers who look at all like some of the hotties in this cast. I guess that’s why Private is better than reality. Those of you who watch the first few minutes will recognize the dialog and story right away. It’s nearly word for word the opening few scenes for “Rocky.” Like the mainstream version, this Rocky is a struggling fighter who moonlights as a thumb-breaker and who has a crush on the girl at the pet shop.
With everything going wrong in Rocky’s life we see how the other half lives. His boss is busy entertaining a couple of hot chicks with the help of his driver. The women are good looking, but the sex is a little vanilla for most of the scene. Rocky walks into the party late and feels left out. That doesn’t stop the mini-orgy though. There are some nice little artsy shots and even some slow motion to really cool down what might have otherwise been a hot scene with good DP and facial footage.
After nearly thirty two minutes with one sex scene, Rocky finally gets into the action. After hanging out in a bar for a while he goes home with a blonde hooker. She’s a little hard looking with big tits and a nice ass, but at this point any sex would be welcome. Rocky works over her pussy with his tongue and shows that he has more than just a lighting quick jab as he rams her with his fingers. She returns the favor, working his dick with her hand and flicking her tongue over the head with great skill. Apparently Rocky doesn’t subscribe to the idea that women weaken legs because he seems to be using this blonde bimbo as a work out partner, pounding her from behind with everything he’s got. There is less slow motion in this scene and some nice footage as she rides his prick in RCA. Like a good whore, this one knows when to get off and stroke his load onto her face. She even rubs it onto her cheeks with the head of his pole as she licks him clean.
Franco Roccoforte plays the lout-mouthed world champion who is looking for a new opponent for his big fight. He picks Rocky out his book just as the struggling pugilist has a date with the shy girl from the pet shop. Rita plays Adriana who is shy and supposed to be something less than beautiful, but it doesn’t take long for her to heat up. The scene has a strong couples feel to it as they slowly undress and she works Rocky’s pole into her mouth. She circles her tongue over the head of his dick and strokes it slowly. They move right to reverse cowgirl where the slow-motion and the soft fades make this a pretty, soft scene. There is plenty of eye candy and it’s a hot couples scene, but it’s just a bit soft for me. Rocky ends up shooting a huge load all over her perfect tits and lets her rub it in.
After pitching Rocky on the fight idea, the promoter celebrates with his blonde secretary. He gropes her breasts and removes her clothes. She keeps her hands on her nipples as her mouth gets to work on his stiff rod. By now we know that the sex is going to be soft and couples-friendly so all we can do is sit back and enjoy the pretty girl as she gets bend over and penetrated from behind. He licks her exposed asshole and slides a finger in. By now we know that the sex is couples-friendly so all we can do is sit back and enjoy the pretty action. Rocky lets her ride his dick, giving us plenty of eye candy as she comes out of her shell. He pulls out and sprays a big load all over her perfect tits.
With the fight all set, the promoter celebrates with his blonde secretary. He gropes her breasts as her clothes come off. The blonde keeps playing with her rack as she gives him a short blowjob. If you’re looking for some close-up shots, we get some when they get into spoon. Most of the action takes place during reverse cowgirl, but she gets down on her knees for a handjob that ends with a decent facial. You know that really going to mess her up for work. Maybe she should have swallowed it so she could go back and man her desk.
Those of you who like the mainstream movie will enjoy a number of familiar scenes, including the raw egg scene, the beef pounding and the TV interviews. One big difference occurs when Adriana comes on to Rocky. Even though he’s in training, he can’t keep his hands off of her perfect body. We’ve seen them go at it before, but any time we can watch this girl smack a hard dick against her tongue, it’s a good thing. There is some great eye contact from Rita and some skilled tit fucking as well. She mounts his hard cock and shoves her ass out for the camera while pumping slowly. Turning around she gives a short RCA, but most of the anal action comes in doggy with Rita looking fantastic in this position. She spins around for some A2M and then strokes his load right onto her pretty face.
While Rocky is doing his TV workout, smashing the beef, the champ and his promoter are too busy banging chicks to notice. These babes prove that it is really good to be the champ. Franco keeps the brunette while giving the busty blonde to his friend. The blonde gives better head, but she has a much easier job. Her friend has to work on Franco’s super-sized dong and she does a pretty damn good job. With the girls going at it side by side, it’s hard to pick which one is hotter. Even with the slow motion, the brunette earns high points for some really good looking anal. After a short swap session, the girls go back to their original partners and both take facials.
That’s it for the sex in the movie, but the final fight scene is pretty impressive by porn standards. There are some good fight scenes and a bit more dialog. It’s hard to review a movie like this. Yes, there is a lot of dialog and well done story. The problem is that it’s just a direct copy of “Rocky” and it’s dubbed so is the acting any good? It’s impossible to tell. Sexually this one has too much slo-mo and gloss for my taste. It’s got great looking people and is still a cut above the typical American feature-sex. I like the movie as a feature, and it has decent sex. I know I can’t be the only one who longs for the good old days of Private or who wants to see them not do this dubbing stuff. Still, Rock Hard is worth a look for couples, fans of Rita or people who always thought that there was more going on between Rocky and Adrian than we ever saw.
