Club Carrie

OVERALL RATING: 8+

113 Mins.

Kick Ass Pictures

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DIRECTOR: Mark Kulkis

THEMES: Big Tits,

CONDOMS: None Noted

2003

7/03

STARS: Mary Carey, Fallon Sommers, Ariana Jolie, Cythera, Lauren Phoenix, Tony Tedeschi, Trevor, Lee Stone

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REVIEW-

When she isn’t out running for Governor of California, Mary Carey has done her best to make sure that we all see as much of her as possible on video. Kick Ass Pictures is doing a good job of giving Mary plenty of star vehicles to give her a push towards something she might be able to win, Starlet of the Year. In her other videos, Mary does introductions, jiggling and giggling through vignette style porn. This one has a bit of a story to it. Mary checks herself into a sex-aholics meeting; not because she is a pervert or anything, but just because of some fantasies she’s been having. Her therapist sends her to the meetings to see how fucked up other people are.

Arianna Jolie tells her story first. She volunteers to work with a mentally handicapped man played by Tony Tedeschi. It’s a little creepy to watch, but once we get through the opening dialog, the sex is just fine. He checks out her find ass and is directed towards her hot little twat. Tony may be a little slow, but he’s got a big hard dick and Arianna wants to get her mouth around that thing. To keep things comfortable, she puts a pillow down on the floor so that her knees don’t get bruised as she delivers a very energetic hand/blow job. Tony drops the act a bit when she starts fucking Arianna, even choking her for a while during the mish. When she gets into cowgirl, he reaches around and probes her asshole with his fingers. I like it better when he pulls his hands away so we can just watch her butt as she rolls her hips. He gets into her ass as she rides in RCA, showing off her pussy and giving us a great view of her stretched asshole. Arianna plays with her pussy until she squirts all over his cock and balls, but Tony never slows down. The way he expertly sodomizes the pretty girl, we can only assume that Tony is the Rainman of anal sex. (KY sucks, KY sucks.) After a vigorous round of ass-fucking, he pulls out and shoots a big load right into her mouth. He promises to keep it “their little secret.”

One of the patients in the group mistakes Mary for a porn star Carrie Ann from a web site, Club Carrie. Mary checks it out and can’t help herself. She just has to grab her credit card and check out the action. “Carrie Ann” brings in a young couple for a three-way. Lauren Phoenix wants to have her anal cherry popped while everyone watches. As a disgusted “Mary” watches, the blonde web queen licks Lauren’s toes and rubs her pussy as Trevor waits. The girls take turns licking his dick and then double team him for a few seconds. Most of the dick sucking is done by Lauren as Mary adds encouragement and gently pushes her head down to make sure that every inch vanishes. To reward Trevor, Mary dangles her tits into his mouth. By the time they start fucking, he’s ready to pound Lauren from behind while she finds out what Ms. Carey tastes like. When the time is right Mary puts on a strap-on and lets the thin honey-blonde ride it with her virgin (yeah right) asshole. This is pretty good footage and it warms her up for an even harder fuck with Trevor’s real meat. Lauren lets him pound her pooper until he shoots and then she sucks his load down like a good girl.

There is an interesting little twist as Mary comes face to face wither long lost twin sister. The more progressive sister has much to teach her uptight sibling and demonstrates the joys of casual sex by setting up a deliver boy (Steve Hatcher) with her assistant (Cytherea) They get busy right in front of poor Mary Jo who watches in horror as the young woman greedily sucks the cock of the man she has just met. As she always seems to do in scenes, Mary stays close to the action, watching and encouraging as Steve licks that tight little box. Once she is warmed up, Cythera takes a really hard pounding on top of her desk. He is busy banging her from behind when he pulls out and a flood of liquid splashes the desk. Once the water works have stopped, she moans loudly while pounding her slit down over his rod in reverse cowgirl. Hatcher’s stream isn’t as impressive as Cytherea’s but he does shoot into her mouth and watches as the little babe spits his cream all over Mary’s hot tits.

Back at the office, Mary gets hit on by Lee Stone. She turns him down and he spills the beans on a plot so far-fetched it could only come from a porn script. As it turns out there is a tape of Lee fucking cute little office girl Fallon Sommers. To his credit, he did try and resist the pretty young blonde, but faced with a naked hottie, Lee reacts like most men and crumbles. Mary watches Fallon sucking her boss’s big cock and gets horny enough to free her massive mams. I think she might be getting a little jealous of the way Lee serves that big cock to the pretty young thing. Fallon looks good bend over a desk and taking it hard from the now perfectly willing Stone. This looks like a really fun office to work in because of hot little fuck toys like Fallon. After she services her boss, she drops to the floor and takes his cream right on her chin.

Mary decides to do her best to stop the evil plot by tramping up and pretending to be her sister. It doesn’t work though because she ends up face to face with Ben English who has been ordered to fuck anyone who gets in the way. He pushes her down to the bed and makes her suck his cock. The previously reserved woman does a really good job of drooling on his rod and then putting his balls in her mouth. He puts her tits to good use, fucking them vigorously before returning to her lips. Ben has her moaning and ready to go after some intense tongue work. He moves her into doggy and power fucks Mary from behind, using her pussy and making her big tits sway under her body as she screams into the mattress. Out of breath, she sucks her pussy off of his cock before rolling onto her back. This gives us the best shot of her tits as he they bounce around with every stroke. After some more face fucking they go into spoon and finally back to mish where he can pound hard enough to unload all over her rack. Mary cleans off his head as the jizz covers her chin and boobs.

This is more of a feature than we’re used to seeing from Kick Ass and it works pretty well. Mary does a decent job in both roles, but I would like to have seen her in more sex scenes along the way. That’s not to say that the rest of the cast is hard to look at. Quite the opposite in fact. This is a nice collection of cuties. Fallon Summers is really cute and Lauren Phoenix is one of my top ten favorite newish babes. The sex is pretty well shot in the movie, with the usual foot shots and good use of Mary’s most obvious assets. I don’t think Mary is going to win the election tomorrow, but she’s going to get a lot of votes for hottest rookie of 2003.


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