Angels
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MOVIE TYPE: Feature
102 Mins.
Sin City
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DIRECTOR: François Clousot
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2004
1/04
STARS: Aurora Snow, Hannah Harper, Shay Sweet, Asia Carrera, Nikki Vail, Barret Blade, Steven St. Croix, Trevor Zen and Randy Spears
REVIEW-
I know this isn’t the first time anyone has done an adult film with a “Charlie’s Angels” theme. It also isn’t the first time Sin City has put an X-rated spin on a mainstream sexual tease. (Their Spice Girls parody was fantastic.) It is however, the first time I can think of where all three Sin City contracts girls are in the same movie. Aurora Snow, Hannah Harper and Shay Sweet play the three kick-ass crime fighting chicks. Randy Spears plays Harley, their boss who hands out orders through a little box. Like the three babes from the TV and the trio from the Hollywood flicks, these girls are great eye candy who also happen to know how to make every cock in the audience hard. Unlike those mainstream angels, these women do a whole lot more than just tease. After watching the trailer, this would appear to be a big time action flick with a ton of great sex as well. That’s about all we can ask for.
The girls are given their assignment and sent on their way. As soon as Harley is finished, he leans back and enjoys some oral attention from Nikki Vail. With three total hotties in the lead, one has to wonder if it was a great idea to hire a woman who is average looking at best to do the opening scene. She gets on top and starts riding, but her energy is as average as her looks. Randy works her through three positions of uneventful fucking before shooting on her tits.
The Angels are ready to go after their prey, Steven St. Croix. Shay moves in first, playing the damsel in distress to get into his car. He takes her home and has her out of her clothes before she can even say thank you. (Come to think of it, a hot blonde getting naked would be all the thank you I would need.) Shay gets him out of his pants and slips her pretty lips over his dick. She always gives a good blowjob and this one works really well. The sex is even easier on the eyes though, as she pumps in cowgirl and then spins around to face the camera. The energy is high as she bounces up and down and shows off her whole body during reverse cowgirl. Steven gets on top and pumps away hard until it’s time to shoot his load all over her belly.
Aurora goes after Steven more directly while Hannah poses as a security expert assigned to protect a painting at the home of Asia Carerra. The painting is Steven’s next target, but he has some unfinished business with Aurora first. She goes right after his cock, noisily attacking it and making it all disappear between her talented lips. He happily returns the favor, getting her pussy all juicy and ready to be filled. They don’t stay in any one position for very long, working through reverse cowgirl, cowgirl and mish in a matter of a few minutes. She looks great in every position and moves her face right into the line of fire as he shoots a gob of hot cream right onto her mouth.
Late at night, Asian and Hannah exchange a little breathy dialog and then fall onto the couch together. Asia slides her face up Hannah’s thighs and dines on her delicious pussy. They trade places and the eye candy factor is through the roof with Asia spread wide and Hannah licking up the juices. In the middle of this veggie action, we cut to Shay on a stakeout with Trevor Zen. They get out of the car and she gives him a quick blowjob. In a flash, the pretty blonde is bent over the hood so he can slip his rubber-covered cock into her pussy. The scene is a quickie, with Trevor leaving his load on her tits.
I guess Asia wasn’t quite enough for Hannah because the next day she hooks up with Barret Blade by the pool. She sheds her little bikini quickly and gets his cock down her throat. Hannah is a great blowjob artist who really works hard to keep Barret happy. Her curvy body is curvy these days and he grabs her by the hips, working hard to slam that pussy so he can feel it for weeks. Hannah works her big round ass up and down on his shaft until he’s ready to cover her pretty face with his seed.
The sex is over, but there is still some good stuff including a great chase sequence. Thankfully we don’t have to sit through twenty minutes after the last sex though, just a few action-packed minutes to tie up the story. This really is a slick movie with some great action scenes and a whole lot of eye candy. The sex scenes are good, though a little short as is the norm with features. Aurora and Hannah both turn in really good scenes and Shay isn’t too bad either. Keeping Asia to one veggie scene is a bit of a waste, but it’s great for the eye candy factor. I don’t know if Sin City is up for this sort of thing, but this could actually make a really solid series of movies. The Angels could kick ass, suck dick and give us all a reason to tune in next time.
There is a full length commentary from director François Clousot on this DVD. It’s pretty damn good especially during some of the stunt sequences. We also get cast bios, interviews with the stars, photo galleries, popshot recap and trailers. The behind the scenes and blooper reels are both pretty good, giving us a lot of extra material to go through.