Explosions
MOVIE TYPE: Compilation
137 Mins.
Mayhem
www.mayhemxxx.com
DIRECTOR: Compilation
THEMES: Cream Pies
CONDOMS: None
2004
2/04
STARS: Aurora Snow, Ashley Long, Angel Long, Nicole Sheridan, Bridgette Kerkove, Melanie Jagger, Katja Kassin, Alicia Rhodes,
REVIEW-
I know that you’re thinking. A Mayhem pop comp already? Yes kiddies, the folks at Mayhem have only been around for a short while, but already they have creamed enough young faces to throw them together in one two hour stroke fest. These things move really quickly, but we’ll do our best to keep up. It isn’t easy because this thing is really machine-gun edited. As soon as one pop ends the next begins without any build up. I guess that doesn’t leave much room to comment of the style of a particular director. That really kind of leaves it in the hands of Editor Greg Wayne who seems to have ramped up his caffeine intake and fallen in love with the cut button.
The super quick cuts make it tough to even really enjoy any particular girl. This feels like something you want to watch when you’ve just got a bottle of lube and a weekend to kill. I did get a glimpse of Melanie Jagger turning around to take a big load on the mouth. She even gets fucked for a bit. The Long girls make you see double by taking a few loads in clips that still don’t prove to me that these girls aren’t the same person. (Rog’s porn conspiracy #109) Bridgette Kerkove shows up quickly to down two loads before we blink and she is gone. Crystal Ray does a swallow and there is Mayhem girl Aurora Snow. She takes a big load and licks it up like a perfect girl.
After Hunter Skott does a little creamy ass licking, Bridgette is back for a shot in her ass. Katja Kassin and Alicia Rhodes happily swap cum like best friends. Crystal shows up again, bubbling cum with her asshole in between facial pops. There is a really long segment where the pops seems to come in or on a girl’s ass so she can scoop it into her mouth. No thanks. That gives way to the Skeeter Kerkove portion of the movie. He pops up in about a half dozen scenes in a row. (I think they were in a row, I did blink and may have missed a couple.) Aurora pops up again for a couple of cum swapping scenes. (Sorry Skeeter, when it comes to eye candy directors, Aurora has ya beat.) She completes her run with a great interracial facial.
Group pops are all the rage at the close of this DVD. Bridgette and Ashley take massive loads from their Clusterfuck scenes. I wonder what the towel budget on these flicks was. Aurora caps off the disc with shots in her mouth, on her face, in her ass and I think there was one that might have hit her in the ear as well.
This is more than a cum-shot compilation. It is a two-hour popshot assault. It is edited to a break-neck speed so don’t look away or you might miss a load or three. There have been plenty of down and dirty flicks from Mayhem so they have plenty of shots to choose from, but I think they may have used every single one in this two hour sticky ride. Anyone who likes swallowing, facials, ass to mouth and other methods of semen ingestion will that this DVD gives them hours of stroking fun without all that extraneous sex and stuff to get in the way.