Lord of Asses 1: Class X Edition

MOVIE TYPE: All Sex

No Running Time

Evolution Erotica

www.evolutionerotica.com

DIRECTOR: Tom Byron

THEMES:

CONDOMS: None

2004

8/98

STARS: Jessica Darlin, Chandler, Stryc-9, Iroc, Elaina, Alexandra Nice, Tom Byron,

REVIEW:

As part of his move from Extreme to Evolution, Tom Byron is releasing his classic titles on newly mastered DVDs. For those of you who are new to the porn scene and missed these movies when they were first released this will be a chance to see some truly great porn. For those of you who picked up the old Extreme DVDs, it will be a chance to upgrade your porn collection. For me it is a chance to once again watch some of the my favorite girls fuck and suck. Ms. Stryc-9 (Cherry Mirage) has been gone for a few years, but can never be forgotten. Her perfect set of natural tits and propensity for deep anal penetration were legendary. Jessica Darlin is still around, but this movie gives us a chance to see why she is such a Byron fave. The others are going to get totally fucked and we are fortunate enough to get to watch it all…again.

After all that praise, we kick off with Russian blonde Elaina. She is probably the least attractive girl in the movie, but she is still a very hot anal slut and Tom knows how to work her. He hooks up with her for some 69 that shows off her ability to make a dick vanish between her lips. If I were making a best-of movie I wouldn’t include Elania, but she is quite vocal, loves riding cock and does have a nice looking body. I like the way these older Byron movies are paced. Yes there is a lot of anal sex in this scene, but Elaina gets her pussy drilled for a long time before they even split her cheeks. Tom loads up and shoots a big wad all over her face. Elania scores points for energy, but is not going to get much attention once we’ve seen the big stars fuck.

Jessica Darlin sits on the couch with Tom and they talk for a bit. There just isn’t much to say though because they are already set to rip each other apart. Her mouth is fantastic and Jessica shows off the oral skills big time. I don’t remember ever seeing a Jessica scene that wasn’t hot, but she clearly likes working with Byron’s big bone. Though she can’t swallow every inch, Ms. Darlin gives a stellar blowjob as Tom works his tongue into her asshole. They move to cowgirl where we can stare at that fantastic butt and she can impale herself on his hard pole. This time the vag fucking is a bit short, but we all know that Jessica is an anal queen who isn’t about to go too long without feeling meat between her pretty buns. As they move into RCA we see Jessica’s best position. We can see her awesome legs, perfect body and beautiful face all at once as she pushes her ass down around every inch of cock. As a reward, Tom shoots a big load right on her pretty face. Without question, Jessica and Tom are a sure thing porn power pairing.

Chandler was always a dirty girl who loved cock as much as pussy. Byron slips his prick into her ready mouth her do her thing. She is a step down from Jessica, but has a great butt and is willing to have it crammed full of cock. Tom enters from behind and pushes it into her for a few strokes. A2M is common now, but just a few years ago it was still somewhat novel to see a girl spin around to taste her ass on a stiff member. If hot anal sex really matters to you then this scene is going to make you go nuts. Tom slams away on Chandler’s butt while she just screams for more. After banging away on her backdoor for a long time, he feeds her a big load of cream that Chandler swallows like a good girl.

Alexandra Nice is up next, and Tom has plenty of fun checking out her perfect body and pretty face. He bends her over and buries his face between her cheeks. As much as Alex enjoys a tongue in her bum, she really comes to live when face to face with a hard dick. For some reason the blowjob is short, but has good eye contact and gets us ready for the next step. Using her finger to get her ass warmed up, Alex is ready when it is finally time to stretch her sphincter. There is some great RCA as she takes it deep and pumps her hips expertly. She lies flat on her back to let him drain his hose all over her face.

Iroc pretty much only worked for Extreme during her short career and established herself as a nasty anal slut with a serious foot thing. Tom starts her scene by licking her toes and getting her in the mood for some serious sodomy. I like the way Iroc is made up in this scene. She looks quite good as Tom licks her pussy from behind. Once he gives her ass a taste, it is time to put Iroc’s mouth to good use. She gives great eye contact as she sucks and strokes him with her mouth and then her feet. Her body looks good as she gets on top and lets Tom pump hard up into her pussy. She fucks really well and looks ready to take as much cock into her ass as Tom can dish out. There are some outstanding close-ups as she throws her legs way back to give the camera full access. Some girls can do anal really well, but few look as natural with a bone in their butt as Iroc does in this scene. It is as if she were born for anal sex and big sticky facial cumshots.

That leaves us with Stryc-9 who has always been a personal favorite of mine. She shows off her body in cut-off shorts and a bikini top during a very tight tease segment. Continuing to tease during the interview, Stryc-9 wiggles her butt and flashes her nearly innocent grin until I’m ready to bust a nut all over my TV. WE get some great POV footage as she begins sucking. Her pretty face looks great around a hard dick and it is clear that this lovely young woman is one of the best cock suckers in all of porn. (Or was before she bailed on us.) They hook up for some hot 69 with Tom slapping her pale cheeks as Stryc-9 keeps treating his cock to amazing head. She pulls her knees up to her chest and lets his cock slip right into that beautiful slit. More vag sex would be good, but her ass is so tasty looking that he just has to give it a go. The RCA is accentuated when he pulls her legs back and takes advantage of her petite frame. Anyone who watches this scene will know exactly why this babe was at the top of my personal favorite list for a long time. After a blistering anal scene, she gets a big load right on her face. Wow I miss this totally hot girl.

Even on a third viewing this is a great fuck flick. The DVD transfer is good and we get a chance to see some anal babes who have moved on to other things. (And one who has come back to us.) Stryc-9’s scene is a great way to finish the movie and she reminds me exactly why I was so high on her. On the other end of the flick, Jessica Darlin shows us what can happen when a great looking girl with a perfect body just happens to love it in the pooper. In between we get some memorable scenes from Iroc and Alexandra Nice. Even the scenes that don’t star totally hot babes are good because Byron gets good scenes from the girls and everything is nicely shot. It is good to see Byron re-releasing all of his old classics. I’ll be clearing room for the whole lot on my DVD shelf.