Whack Attack 1: Class-X Edition

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MOVIE TYPE: All Sex

No Running Time

Evolution Erotica

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DIRECTOR: Tom Byron

THEMES: Anal Sex

CONDOMS: None

2004

3/98

STARS: Teri Star, Roxanne Hall, Inari Vachs, Eve, Taylor Moore, Tiffany Mynx, Candy Hill, Tom Byron,

REVIEW-

As we continue to work our way through all of Tom Byron’s Class-X stuff, we get to perhaps his best known line from the Extreme days. Whack Attack started out as a continuation of the great work he did for Elegant with Cumback Pussy. In an interview, Byron once said that he called his new line “Whack Attack” because it makes you want to whack off uncontrollably. The movie opens with a five minute introduction of the new line complete with shots at Patrick Collins and Elegant Angel. It is hard to believe that the whole feud thing was six years ago, but it still comes off as a little childish. Thankfully we can move on once it is over and enjoy the work of a young Inari Vachs and pre-implant scenes from both Tiffany Mynx and Roxanne Hall.

Inari sits on the couch and giggles as Tom showers her with praise. Looking at her body in tight shorts it is easy to see why he is so hot to fuck her. She really does look fantastic. Her blowjobs are little too messy for my taste, but I suppose that just shows us how much she really enjoys what she’s doing. The eye contact is really good as she works his prick with her hands and mouth. They move into vag and Inari loves it slow. She throws her legs high in the air for an even slower insertion into her asshole. It’s a very short anal scene, but Inari does a really nice job of stroking that load onto her pretty face.

Tiffany Mynx is best known for her fantastic backside, but she is a great performer as well. Few women suck a cock like she can. We get some footage of Tiff making coffee in her robe as she waits for Mark Davis to arrive. After her glamorous tease footage, she settles in to deliver a world-class blowjob. As always, she looks as if she is having the time of her life, stroking, teasing and finally sucking him deep into her throat. Mark lifts her up and holds her pussy at face level to return the favor. There energy is fantastic and when Tiff backs that ass up to take his cock in her pussy, we get footage that couldn’t be any hotter. She gets on top and just goes to town, working his cock like a government mule and proving that she is a lot more than just a great butt. They move into anal and Tiffany takes every inch between her cheeks. The cowgirl is awesome, but when she is on her back with her legs in the air he can really pound away. If the first scene was great, this one is off the charts. Tiffany is an anal queen who wears a big load of cream perfectly at Davis paints her face at the end.

Roxanne Hall and Teri Star have a tough job following the first two classic fucks. They make for a nice looking duo though and both can fuck like crazy. Roxanne looks great and Teri just looks ready to be fucked by an entire fleet of horny men. Teri rolls onto her belly to let Roxanne lick her ass before focusing on her juicy pussy. The anal action starts out when Roxanne stuffs Teri’s ass with a big toy. I like the toy play on both ends as the girls warm each other up for the real thing. By the time Tom gets to them, the girls are warmed up and ready to rock. He lets them both suck his cock for a while before pulling Teri on top. She takes a short ride before turning the action over to Roxanne. Tom lays some serious pipe on Roxanne, stuffing her pussy as Teri keeps herself close to the action. It is slow going up Teri’s ass at first, but eventually he is balls-deep in the dirty blonde’s backdoor. Though the anal action isn’t quite as hot in this scene, the double facial is truly top notch.

Eve is an average looking girl in a sea of hotties so she stands out like a sore thumb. She does have a really nice ass and a good body overall. There is some very good tease footage at the start of this scene and her sexual heat isn’t bad either. Tom bends her over and puts his face between her cheeks to get a good taste of some Euro-booty. She returns the favor with some rimming while sucking his cock to full attention. Showing off that fine backside, Eve climbs on top and starts riding. The single position vag ends and she rolls over to let her ass get really well used. Tom gives her a big shot on the face. This is probably the weakest scene of the bunch and it still has its moments.

Taylor Moore and Candy Hill are an interesting combination. They both have that trailer park slut thing going for them and could almost pull off a mother/daughter thing. Byron brings in Mark Davis and Sean Michaels to take care of the dirty blondes. Two big dicks aren’t enough to keep them totally happy, but it is a pretty good start. Both women attack cock with their mouths and could probably bang a whole football team without ever taking their pants off. Taylor is younger and cuter, but I would say that the women are equal when it comes to cock sucking skills. Candy may be a little better, but Taylor has fuller lips and that counts for a lot. Davis turns her around and fucks Taylor from behind while Candy is still on her knees in front of Sean. They share black cock duties for a while and really give Sean the royal treatment. Candy’s pussy is finally ready to be pounded so the girls lie side by side for some deep strokes. The vag in this scene lasts a long time and gives us a lot of hot angles. Taylor riding in reverse cowgirl is very good. For the anal the guys enter from behind, making both blondes take dick deep between their cheeks. It would be difficult again to pick the better ass-fuck, but I am going to go with Taylor because she is cuter and every bit as nasty as Candy. Of course Candy does take them both at once in a very good DP so maybe it’s all even again as the girls share a twin facial blast.

All you really need to do is watch the first two scenes of this movie to realize just how fucking hot Byron movies can be. Inari is great and it takes an absolutely perfect scene from Tiffany Mynx to knock her out of the top slot. These two scenes leave the rest in the dust, but they aren’t horrible at all. This is a classic movie and the new DVD transfer is very good. When Extreme released this title on DVD, I replaced my VHS copy and now I will replace that old DVD with this new one. But not until I have watched the Tiffany scene at least one more time.


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