Fluff & Fold
Fluff & Foldwww.WickedPictures.com
OVERALL RATING: 9-
MOVIE TYPE:
138 Mins.
Wicked Pictures
www.WickedPictures.com
DIRECTOR: Brad Armstrong
THEMES: Comedy, Fantasy, Tease
CONDOMS: Yes
2004
2/04
STARS: Jessica Drake, Lezley Zen, Aria, Dolorian, Cherokee, Shay Sights, Brad Armstrong, Randy Spears, Evan Stone, Chris Cannon & Tommy Gunn.
REVIEW-
Don’t you just hate dirty movies? I mean seriously, is there anything worse than a film filled with filthy, disgusting acts of depravity? Well if you feel this way, I have found a movie for you. Brad Armstrong has brought together a cute collection of girls (and a predictable group of guys) for a comedy that is all about keeping it clean. Actually it’s a simple little porn plot that revolves around a Laundromat, but I think my open sounds more interesting so I went with it. On the other hand, isn’t Jessica Drake the perfect girl for a movie like this? She is so pure and clean looking and yet she can be so fucking filthy and hot that it hurts. If ever there was a porn girl to take home to mom, she would be the one. Jessica and Brad are a couple who meet on laundry day.
Jessica isn’t in a good mood when she meet Brad. Someone has swiped her panties and she has a hissy fit. When she gets home, her boyfriend, Chris Cannon, has some serious morning wood. He has to sweet talk her a bit with a fantasy he was having about her, but in a matter of moments, she hops onto the bed and strips off his shorts. She looks really good in her own tight outfit, but it’s hard to concentrate her on her ass when she is lovingly licking and sucking on his hard prick. She has him wet and ready for a condom so that her pussy can slide right over that rubber encased organ all the way inside of her. As she rides, Jessica reaches back and slips a finger into her ass. There is a lot of eye candy at work here, but she also brings some good energy to her scenes. When Chris flips her over we get some longer shots which show off her legs and that tight little tummy she’s got. Spoon looks good as well, but he chooses to leave his load on her pretty face. Jessica takes it perfectly and sucks the final few drops from his dick.
Moments after they are done, she finds some panties under the bed and kicks Chris out on his ass. A week later she runs into Brad again. He watches her do her laundry and speculates several possible scenarios. The one he ends up on has Jessica swearing off men and teasing Dolorian at the washing machines. The girls can’t help themselves and go for a bit of veggie love right in front of the row of dryers. Two Jessica scenes in a row is a pretty good thing and this is classic Armstrong lesbian action. There are bubbles, lots of eye candy and some serious pussy licking. Jessica spreads her new friend’s lips and focuses on her clit until she can hardly stand up. She has a strap-on that fits nicely into Dolorian though by now the action has slowed down a bit and has lost some momentum. Jessica can take a little toy play better than the other girl and the scene finishes on a high note.
Brad does finally get her number and waits patiently to call her the next day. They hit it off and she starts a sexy fantasy for him. We get Jessica in a dark Laundromat in a schoolgirl skirt. Brad joins her and fingers her slit up against the washers. This fantasy scene has a bit more shadow than the rest of the movie, but at least the sex isn’t shot in slow motion. She slides to the floor and starts sucking his cock, working it with her tongue again and slapping it gently against her breasts. Right in the middle of this hot action, she gets another call and has to take a call. (Call waiting during phone sex, hell yeah.) That ends the call, but she has given him plenty to think about.
They meet again the next week and Brad has to explain why he didn’t call her back. To get her number he has to do her laundry. While he is busy separating her darks from her lights, Tommy Gunn is having an interesting exchange with the Laundromat owner, Randy Spears. It’s a funny exchange that ends with sexy Cherokee slipping into the restroom with Tommy to get to know him better. She drops to her knees and takes his entire, semi-hard cock into her mouth. This sexy little babe really works hard on his balls and even when he’s completely hard, easily handles his meat. I have always enjoyed Cherokee’s scenes, but this one shows off her blowjob skills like few others I have seen. As she keeps her free hand busy in her pants, she works the other over his shaft until he busts a bit nut all over her pretty face.
They have a successful first date that ends with only a slight hesitation from Jessica. She does owe him for the interrupted phone sex session and pays up by letting him dig into her lovely slit. Without having to suck him at all, Jess mounts Brad’s rod, spreads her legs and gives us some nice eye candy as she waxes his pole. He pokes her pussy for a while, making her happy she invited him in and letting her show off that great body some more. By the time he starts banging her from behind, Jessica can’t help but cry out and let hi know how well he’s doing. As a final reward, she spins around and takes his load right on her tongue. She had told him that she swallows, but it drips off onto her tits instead.
Spears is playing the owner with an outrageous accent of indeterminate origin. He tries to make small-talk with Lezley Zen and ends up getting an earful. She has been left penniless by her cheating ex-husband, but that doesn’t deter him one bit. There is plenty of other action going on in the place as well. Jessica chases down a panty thief and Brad’s ex, Shay Sights, nearly messes up the new relationship.
Later that night Aria finds herself alone in the Laundromat and quickly puts her dildo on top of a machine. She squats over and uses it to get off. Very interesting idea and it seems to work well. As she works it in and out of her asshole she is surprised by repairman Evan Stone. Aria is a bit embarrassed, but more than willing to let him watch. He decides to help instead, eating her out and then working her hand into her twat while fucking her ass with the toy. The way she is screaming, one might expect a big squirt. Instead he slips his cock in where his hand was and thoroughly enjoys her inner folds. Aria’s body looks great bend over the washer as Evan continues to drive his dick all the way home. Aria hops off and sucks all of the juices from his prick, working him almost to the root and then stroking him with both hands. When she gets back on and works her pussy we finally get that squirting scene. She sprays all over the fucking place, getting him wet, the machines wet and herself soaked. Following the squirt, she slides him up her ass and pro-fucks him like you wouldn’t believe. For the big finish, she gets on the floor, takes his load in her mouth while fingering herself to another spraying climax. I didn’t used to be a huge Aria fan, but how can anyone watch her in a scene like this and not want to launch a huge a load all over her?
Lezley comes back into the Laundromat and her dog poops on the floor. To make up for it, she agrees to have dinner with him. We break from them for a bit so that Brad and Jessica can get back together. Then we see Randy nail the rich chick. (Funny moments leading up to this by the way.) He pushes her against the machine and grinds up against her body. Randy stays in character a little better than Lezley does, but by this point who cares? He works his fingers against her pussy and helps her to the floor where she can work her mouth over his cock. Lezley gives a very messy blowjob and actually impresses me a bit with her oral skills. Bent over she shows off a nice ass as Randy takes full advantage, slipping into her pussy and making sure she doesn’t need to be fucked on the “delicate” setting. Ignoring the rubber on his rod, she turns around a few times and works his dick to the back of her throat to keep it nice and wet. Eventually she takes off the rubber and finishes him off with a great hand job all over her face. Check out the deep throat as she cleans him off post-pop. Another good scene from a girl who isn’t always my favorite performer.
This is a really solid feature from start to finish. Most of the early sexual action is carried by Jessica Drake and she does a fantastic job. Both Drake and Armstrong do an excellent job with their dialog scenes and unlike a lot of porno “love stories” this one is worth following through the end. There are some funny moments to keep things moving and I’m sure AVN will be looking at the acting performances carefully come nomination time. Jessica looks great and gives us some very hot early scenes. Sadly she disappears from the sex about halfway through the movie. Cherokee and Aria take over though and they both give fantastic scenes. Aria’s anal and squirting are much hotter than most feature scenes and is something to watch. Cherokee is great on her knees and gives a hot blowjob. This one is impressive on all levels and I haven’t seen a feature that I have enjoyed more in a very long time.
