SoBe Girls

MOVIE TYPE:

53 Mins.

Gen XXX

DIRECTOR: Miami Mike

THEMES: Outdoor Sex

CONDOMS:

2005

12/04

STARS: Roseanna, Luciana, Monica, Claudia, Marietta,

REVIEW-

Just in case you are as out of the loop as I am, the “SoBe” in the title refers to South Beach, a notoriously hot area of Miami. (See, porn can teach us something new every day.) The movie is supposed to be shot on location there so that could be something interesting. All of the girls are Latin as well so if you like that, these you’re going to see some fresh new hotties. The scenes are set up like so many of those reality-porn sites that you see everywhere. In fact, the first scene actually mentions one of those sites so they may be scenes pulled from the web.

Roseanna is a sexy blonde who gets picked up in the lobby of her hotel. They quickly get her out on a boat and have her perky little tits on display. She spreads her legs and gets probed with fingers in the mid-day sun. They end up on a little private beach where we cut awkwardly to Roseanna being fucked hard. I don’t like the pace of the scene, but her petite body looks great as they do some standing doggy on the rocks. In no time at all she is on her back jerking his cum onto her pretty face.

Luciana is out looking for a job and ends up on the boat for a lot of fun. This girl has a really nice ass and is happy to show it off as they head to the location. As before we cut harshly to the sex. The wind is making it hard to get good sound, but at least this girl sucks cock. Even though she looks good, the action in this scene is pretty lame. Luciana mails it in and the guys shooting the scene don’t have a clue about ho to get more from her. There is a nice facial at the end of a scene that can only be considered a waste of talent.

Monica doesn’t speak a lot of English, but she gets on the boat and heads out to the island. These scenes are so short that the tease on the way over is just about as hot as the actual sex. She is a nice looking girl with a good set of tits and a great smile. They put her on a picnic table and fill her fingers and cocks. Her energy level is pretty low, but you can enjoy watching her try to get a dick deep into her throat. I like the standing doggy, but this girl is bored even as he shoots a load on her face.

Claudia is already on the boat when her scene begins. The blonde has a bit of an attitude that is kind of interesting, but it is her pussy that it her most appealing feature. They give her a vibrator to use on the boat and she even sucks cock before they get to the island. She interacts with the guy behind the camera who is instructing her and questioning her professionalism. Claudia gets used to his cock and takes it from behind. He finally shoots all over her tits and sends her on her way. This would be a good scene in an amateur movie.

Marietta is the last girl in the movie. She gets picked up in the drug store while she is looking at make up. It takes a little bit of convincing, but she agrees to join the guys. When they get to the island she strips and wanders around a bit so we can enjoy her body. She has a nice looking ass and the blowjob is set up perfectly by the way she teases him through shorts. That is all we get though because it cuts to the two of them lying on the blanket and playing with each other. This is followed by a few minutes of doggy without a popshot and then the movie ends. Too bad because Marietta looked really good getting slammed.

Wow does this movie suck! If these are scenes from a web site, then I hope these are the rejects. The girls aren’t bad or anything, but the scenes are. I like the idea of girls picked up and taken for a little sexual liaison, but there isn’t really any good lead-up footage. There is some decent stuff on the boat, but once they get down to action, the editing is horrible. None of the scenes have any sort of rhythm and can’t really build any heat. When there is good stuff, we cut away too quickly. I’m not sure why they even bothered to put this collection together because they have to have better stuff that this. These are the kinds of scenes that you bury in a four hour comp disc, not feature as the meat of the movie.