No Cum Dodging Allowed 5
No Cum Dodging Allowed 5
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MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
180 Mins.
Red Light District
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DIRECTOR: Mike John
THEMES: Swallowing, DP
CONDOMS: None
2005
3/05
STARS: Karina Kay, Lain Oi, Marie Luv, Jasmine Byrne, Lauren Phoenix,
REVIEW-
Last week I reviewed one of Mike John’s POV lines and praised him for being one of the leaders in this genre. Now it is time to cover one of his other specialties, swallowing movies. I’m not as wild about these movies only because they seem to bypass facials in favor of cum-gargling and swallowing. It may not be my favorite genre, but we know that Mike John always shoots movies perfectly and he has some super-hot sperm crazed girls on hand for this one. Lauren Phoenix is already a star, but she is still ready to be pounded in every hole. Jasmine Byrne keeps climbing the latter of success and with her sexy ass in the movie we are bound to have plenty to stroke over.
Jasmine Byrne shows up looking for a job as a secretary. Part of her interview is designed to test her oral skills and Mike calls in a couple of black guys from the warehouse to take care of that. Still dressed in her sexy professional attire, Jasmine gets down on her knees, tells us that there is “nothing like chocolate in the morning” and delivers first-class blowjobs to both men. Jasmine bends one of them over and gets her tongue way up in his ass. The scene is really good except for the tendency of the guys to babble way too fucking much. Jasmine does a little bit of that annoying loud gagging, but she looks so good that everything works. They guys drop their loads rather quickly and she grimaces a bit before swallowing. The rest of the guys come in and Jasmine treats the B team with the same sense of blind lust that she showed from the start. They feed the pretty girl their cocks and Jasmine shines from start to finish. She stretches her lips and holds her mouth open while they all shoot on her tongue. Jasmine then swallows like a good girl and is sent along to the next work station.
Brian Surewood gets Jasmine naked, but we don’t really get to enjoy her body that much because he’s in a hurry to feed her a quick load. He bends her over for a quick fuck and then takes her into another room where more guys wait. I think I would want some time alone with hit ball of perfection, but Jasmine likes having more dicks to suck. After some mandatory gagging sounds (I need to gloss this activity and am leaning towards calling it SSS for “Stupid Seal Sounds.”) The readi-wood fills her holes and she loves it. They hold Jasmine’s thighs wide and pump her hard for a while. The focus of this movie is on swallowing, but Jasmine manages to show off her sexual skills anyway. Her little ass get fucked hard enough to assure that she won’t forget this job interview. The big finish comes when all three guys nut on her mouth and she swallows like a good girl. Jasmine Byrne is a fucking superstar and I want to bone her silly.
Karina Kay is a new girl who already loves cum. She wants to have all of the guys shoot into a glass so she can drink it out. We get a little interview footage that is rather interesting. Most of you will be more excited by watching her suck her way around the room, sucking every dick she sees. Like a beggar with her cup out waiting for jizz, Karina does her best to help each guy make a deposit. When they have all drained their rods she gulps down every drop, using a spoon to finish things off. Welcome to porn Ms. Kay. I hope you stay a while.
When Karina comes back she gives Mike a longer interview. I kind of like getting to know the girls a little bit and when she shows off her perfect teen tits we know that we’re in for a treat. She finishes talking in time to give her pussy up to Manuel Ferrara. He works her over with his fingers and gets all nice and wet. The blowjob is really short for some reason and that’s too bad. (We did just see a lot of oral footage, but watching Karina take on Manuel is too sexy to rush through.) This young girl responds well to his big cock and she isn’t afraid to let everyone know it. After a short but solid fuck he fires another big load right into her mouth. Karina could really make a splash if she keeps doing scenes like this one.
Marie Luv is next and she’s just fucking beautiful. She and Mike talk for a bit, but I lost track of what they were saying when she started showing off her tight little body and pretty pink slit. The room quickly fills up with dick and damn if she doesn’t just kill it with the gagging noises. What is this? Are the girls trying to make every guy feel good? Noticed she doesn’t gag on the big ones, but actually swallows like a fucking champ. Marie straddles Strong and bounces up and down while continuing the intense oral action. This pretty little thing is right in the middle of some of the most reliable guys in porn and she looks like she might just wear them all out. Even as they double up on her pussy and ass, Marie is ready for more. After watching this pretty young lady work in some features it is really nice to see her cut loose and show us all that can fuck, seriously fuck. Marie works up a sweat and is already and outstanding dirty-talker. When they have all had their way with her, Marie opens wide and lets fill her mouth with seed. Capping off the scene perfectly she swallows it down and gives us a big smile.
Lain Oi is an attractive blonde with a big beautiful smile and a whole lot going for her. The interview is rather interesting and she shows a lot of candor as she talks about her relationship with her civilian boyfriend. Apparently he doesn’t mind at all that she takes off in the morning and sucks strange cock. For this scene she sucks a whole lot of different dicks. They surround her and put her throat to the test right from the start. Girls with real skills don’t need to make the sick clucking sounds and from the looks of things Lain can handle a whole lot of meat down the ole windpipe. A longer blowjob would have been great, but we need to get down to the cum pumping so she can prove that she isn’t a dodger. The first wave finish her off and then a second group leave their DNA down her throat.
With that out of the way she goes for a little three on one action that shows off her entire body. Lain is an energetic fuck who looks fantastic in reverse cowgirl. She also keeps her mouth full the entire time. I liked her based on looks alone, but watching her fuck makes me want to see everything she does. As they pound away on her pussy, her tits shake in every possible direction. To the surprise of no one, she opens wide again and lets all of them spray cream into her mouth. I hate to do it, but Oi, Lain is fucking hot.
The final girl in this movie is everyone’s Performer of the Year Lauren Phoenix. She is well known for her great ass, but is showing off her oral skills for this movie. The guys surround her, smack her face with throbbing man meat and then wait for their turn inside of her skilled mouth. (Attention new girls…notice how Lauren doesn’t need to do the annoying SSS during her blowjobs.) Lauren keeps sucking and stroking until some of them wise up and start fucking the hell out of her other holes. DP’s are a breeze for Lauren and her mouth keeps right on doling out the pleasure. After the first round of pops in the mouth, she keeps right on fucking until they have left her raw and ready for a second wave of loads right into her stomach.
For anyone who likes swallowing, this is another flawless effort from Mike John. There is great sex, oral bangs and gallons of sperm for the girls to enjoy. Jasmine and Lauren are hot as always with Ms. Byrne opening the movie with a scene that is too freaking hot. I’m hoping she will swing by the office and want a job as my secretary. Lain is also well worth a look. This chick fucks like she’s having fun and has no problem with the massive swallowing required. I still think the facials we get in other movies (Like Baker’s Dozen) are a tad hotter than the swallowing, but there isn’t anything here that would make me want to skip the next NSA flick. Ho hum, another great movie from Mike John.
