Mrs. Behavin

MOVIE TYPE: All Sex

88 Mins.

Digital Playground

www.DigitalPlayground.com

DIRECTOR: Celeste

THEMES: Glossy Sex

CONDOMS: Some Noted

2005

8/05

STARS: Janine, Sophia Santi, Sara Stone, Brooke Haven, Jelena Jensen, Scott Nails, Nick Jacobs, Erik Everhard, Dexter Dizzle, Mandingo

REVIEW-

Since I just watched Janine’s first IR scene, it only seems fitting that I would follow it with her first IR and “non-condom” scene. I have no idea if the release of this title by Digital Playground hastened the street date for the Vivid movie, but at least it gives us two choices. I was really excited about this scene after seeing Janine tear it up with Sean and Marcus. Watching her with Dexter and Mandingo should be even hotter. On the other hand, this is a Celeste project. I have to give her huge credit for making pretty movies, but the sexual heat is usually drained by too much style. It is just something we expect from these movies. I know that a lot of you really love them and that’s more than fine. I can appreciate a flick like this and yes, I know that Andrew Blake is a genius. It’s just that I happen to like sex that it is a little more raw and hope that our first look at Janine with Mandingo is worthy of such a long wait.

Janine’s scene is the opening fuck and as expected, it looks stunning. The guys take her in the kitchen, lifting her onto the butcher block and working both ends of her body. If watching sex in slow motion with elevator-friendly music playing in the background doesn’t bother you then stroke away. I am going to try to hide my disappointment and carry on. There is some great looking stuff here as Janine bends over and takes big cocks in her pussy. (And the fucking music is hilarious if you listen to the lyrics.) I say this at least once in every Celeste review so I might as well get it over with. I would truly love to see what this scene looks like at full speed. Janine gets down and takes cum on and around her face. She really looks like she’s loving Mandingo’s dong as she cleans him up. (For the record, there was a condom in this scene.)

Jelena is a new girl with an amazing set of tits. She takes a break from doing laundry to sniff some panties. (Hey, those look like some of the Rog Rules gear I sent over to DP.) We get a soft core masturbation scene that is pure eye candy and might fine looking from start to finish.

Sara Stone continues the busty theme as she studies with Nick Jacobs. He gives her a quick massage and they stop studying. I love the way she looks in her tight tank top and the way those natural tits come spilling out. In fact, she looks great and at full speed this would probably be a pretty damn hot scene. There is some great spoon footage with those huge tits shaking all over the place. Can you imagine how hot this would be….no, I won’t say it again. The tit footage is nice and so is the facial. Sara is just a very, very hot girl.

Erik Everhard joins Janine for what seems to be a housewife/younger jock fantasy. She invites him into her house and starts rubbing her body against his. Like the rest of the scenes, this one is all in slow motion with music instead of any real sexual sounds. This time around it is really short with Erik giving her a brief fuck, slipping between her tits and then cumming all over her face.

New DP girl Sophia is up next. She does another short little masturbation scene. It starts with her dusting the stairs and moves quickly to footage of the beautiful brunette playing with her naughty parts.

Brooke Haven struts into a room where Scott Nails is waiting for her. She picks up some cash and starts slithering out of her little red dress. Earning her money, she drops into his lap and starts sucking his hard cock. Her busty body looks good in and out of that little dress and her tight pussy swallows up cock like she’s a pro. (Which of course, she is supposed to be.) This is another nice looking scene with a shot on the face of a girl who probably deserves better than this.

We get Janine one more time and as before, she looks gorgeous in the pre-scene action. It starts out slowly with Janine rubbing her glass over her nipples and becomes a pretty nice little solo scene. Since her husband is passed out she goes upstairs and finds Scott jerking off into a sock. She gets into bed with him and takes over. I don’t know about all of you, but I would like this a whole lot better with dialog rather than cheesy porno music playing. Happy to have a partner, Scott gobbles up her pussy and gets it nice and wet. Janine returns the favor with the best blowjob of the movie. The camera actually stays focused on her as she sucks him off for more than just a few seconds and that is a very good thing. This is the big no condom scene so we get to watch Scott slip his dick into her pussy unprotected. It’s still in slow motion so it has all the same problems as before. On the other hand it gives us some nice shots of her bent over for cock and taking a load on her pussy while her fingers are stuck in her ass.

For veggie fans, there is a bonus scene between Janine and Sophia. We also get the usual BTS, trailers, bios and a very nice looking photo gallery.

There is nothing surprising here. If you have seen any Celeste movies in the past you know exactly what to expect. This is an exquisitely shot movie that is dripping with eye candy. Janine brings a lot of the heat and beauty to her lead role. Sexually the movie suffers from constant slow motion action. It is really hard to see Janine taking on Mandingo at that pace. I think I really would have enjoyed the “story” going on here if there was dialog instead of the music video feel. It’s hard to blame a movie for just being what it is. I can still appreciate how beautiful this movie looks and I honestly think that there is some sexual heat underneath all that style. So this is great eye candy and the kind of movie that wins awards, but for raincoaters who have waited a decade to see Janine do hot IR, we are going to have to wait for the next movie.