OVERALL RATING: 4-
MOVIE TYPE: Feature
91 Mins.
Adam & Eve
www.adameve.com
DIRECTOR: Nicholas Steele
THEMES: Outdoor Sex
CONDOMS: Some Noted
2005
4/04
STARS: Terri Summers, Lauren Phoenix, Christie Lee, Randi Wright, Sandra Shine, Nyomi Marcela, Randy Spears, Cheyne Collins, Dale DaBone & Mr. Pete
REVIEW-
I’m getting close to the bottom of the box of Adam & Eve VHS screeners and since they haven’t added me to the DVD list, this could be the last A&E movie I review for a while. Unlike so many of the titles they have released lately, this one isn’t a comp. It’s a full feature with a script and everything. These days if you want to make such a movie there are only a few guys you can cast in your lead. Randy Spears is one of the favorites and he is the male lead in this flick. On the surface we would seem to have it made. He’s the houseboy for a home full of extraordinary women. They are models, actresses, musicians and other such things. He has to keep on his toes, but it isn’t such a horrible thing to be surrounded by so many hot women.
Randy is a very busy houseboy who does his best, but just doesn’t seem to be able to please Lauren Phoenix. It isn’t enough that he takes care of everything around the house, Randy also listens to the girls’ problems. Terri Summers comes to him crying after a session with her acting partner. I’m not sure why it made her cry though. After running lines with Cheyne Collins, she spreads her legs and has him licking away like a starving puppy. Her blowjob is OK, but half of the footage is of her ass. I like her ass, but in a short BJ, we don’t have time to cut away to random soft shots so this hurts the overall heat quite a bit. This is followed by a rather lackluster fuck made worse by way too many long shots and half-soft angles. Cheyne fucks her pretty hard and dribbles out his load onto her tits. So what made her cry? She is worried the Cheyne will think she’s a slut. Yeah, like he’s going to care.
When he isn’t playing Dr. Laura to the girls, Randy cleans the pool, gets drinks and applies suntan lotion to Nyomi Marcela and Sandra Shine as they enjoy the pool. Once he has been teased, Randy is sent on his way so the girls can play with each other. I liked the bikini tease leading up to this action, but the girls are very subdued and the scene is shot in a very soft-core mode. They use a dildo, but everything is kind of sleepy and the scene is only good as eye candy. Even that is pretty weak though because there aren’t enough really good shots of the pretty bodies we have to work with. Nyomi does do a pretty good job of working that thing into Sandra’s pussy, but nothing here really gets me going.
Randi Wright is also sad and comes to Randy for help. She is homesick and misses her boyfriend from back home. We flash back to their final night together under the stars. The outdoor scene between Randi and Mr. Pete is really dark and follows the other scenes perfectly. It has little sexual heat, isn’t shot in a way that most porn fans will appreciate and has me wondering how much longer I have left until this flick is over. Pete bends her over the back of the truck and fucks Randi, but I can’t think of any reason for anyone to want to stroke to this scene.
After such a slow start we finally have reason for some hope. Lauren corners Randy and goes right after him. She says something about him liking older women that doesn’t make any sense, but I don’t suppose it has to. All that you need to know is that Lauren puts her mouth around his cock and starts sucking. Don’t get too excited though. We still get the long pans up her legs and the less than fantastic angles. On the other hand, we get a couple of really great shots as Lauren deep throats Randy’s cock. It would be better if the camera stayed focused on her great skills, but we take what we can get. Speaking of taking, she keeps him flat on his back and rides hard, working his cock for her pleasure while showing us that pretty ass and great body. The sex is far from stunning, but it blows away anything we have seen so far and gives us great shots of Lauren as she wait for Randy to nut all over her tummy.
Though he has now fucked the lady of the house, nothing has changed for Randy. Christie Lee is happy to tell him about a hot night she had with Dale DaBone. He blindfolds her to add a little kink to their sex life. They work slowly, teasing each other and the audience. Dale taps his cock on her tongue, feeding it to her slowly. Christie picks up the pace, but this isn’t the right girl to shoot blindfolded. Her freaking face is way too pretty to waste. Not that there is anything wrong with her body, but the blowjob loses some of the heat by hiding her face. Dale works from behind Christie when the fucking starts, pumping her in doggy and making her smile. I wish there were more light here, but at least we get to see more of Christie’s body than we’ve seen in some of the other scenes. Dale works slowly at first, but eventually pumps her pretty hard in mish and Christie actually fucks back. She strokes his load of his cock, but the pop is shot so horribly that it’s almost lost entirely. This is the best scene so far, but it’s still a huge waste of Christie’s talents.
The girls show their appreciation for Randy by getting up extra early one morning and cooling him breakfast. Teri goes one step further than that and helps Randy stand up to Lauren. They get her fired and celebrate with a final scene between Randy and Terri. As with all of the interior scenes, this one is also dimly lit and shot from so many different angles that I can’t decide which one I hate the most. Stop moving the camera will you? These softish movies always have such great potential and then the camera is never in the right place to actually capture the action. Randy bends her over and if you like leg shots, there are some good ones. He flops her over and the tight shots of her pussy are pretty bad. I like Terri a lot so this is a huge waste of potential. Randy shoots on her tits at the end, but the failures of this scene far outweigh the successes.
The last couple of scenes are better than the first few, but this is still a pretty weak movie sexually. Though Randy Spears does a great job with his dialog, he can’t really do much about the super soft way the movie is shot. As a softer feature it’s not bad. We have some cute girls including Christie Lee and the always wonderful Lauren Phoenix. I guess this is good for couples and those who like a little bit of laugher in the mix. Personally I found it to be a rather poorly shot waste of pretty good female talent.