Hey Gang! Teach Me to Bang!
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
110 Mins.
Metro/Legal Pink
www.metroxxx.com
DIRECTOR:
THEMES: Euro-Babes, Anal Sex, Cum Fars
CONDOMS: No
2006
6/05
STARS: Luigina, Sue, Agatha Ramgel & Meat Puppets
Hey Gang! Teach Me to Bang!REVIEW-
This is part of a new shipment I got from Metro featuring some imported titles with very cool boxes. For those of you haven’t seen them yet, the Legal Pink flicks come in very thin packages with cardboard fold outs. They give us a lot of shots of each girl, good scene IDs and are very light. I’m not sure how well they work for rental stores, but they sure are a nice change. Beyond the interesting box, this movie has some pretty obvious appeal. There are some very hot teenage girls on hand to get banged. They are foreign chicks, Euro-babes I believe. The move is pretty simple. Three scenes with young looking girls and a group of guys waiting to pump all of their holes with hard cock apparently, loads of cum as well. (Yes, this looks like an internal flick.)
Luigina is up first. She’s a cute little thing with a tight body and a fashion sense that should have Max Hardcore and his fans pre-creaming their shorts. In no time at all, there are guys all around her, probing her body with fingers and cocks. She doesn’t seem to mind and does her best to keep up with all of them. There is a ton of camera movement and we don’t really get a chance to see the action. It’s all one tight shot of a body part on top of another. In no time at all, the guys are DP’ing the cute teen prick cushion. She doesn’t struggle at all with that part, but the big dick in her mouth seems to be causing her a bit of trouble. The scene starts to draft after thirty minutes of this sort of action and ends in a way that will please the side show sex fans. The guys give her internal anal shots and she responds by treating them to wet gurgling cum farts.
Agatha is a stunning young thing who is both cute and beautiful. She is also surrounded by guys wanting to shove hard cocks into her. Her mouth works hard as the guys lean her back for access to her hot little holes. I wouldn’t say that she is lighting things up with enthusiasm and she doesn’t even smile as much as the first girl did. We do get some nice eye candy as she takes it from behind. The DP seems to light her up quite a bit. Things pick up a bit when she’s just taking one cock in her ass and keeps busy by sucking the other two. This one ends with one cum fart and two pretty nice facials.
Finally we get Sue, a pigtailed pet with a mouth full of hard cock. The guys use her hair as handles as they move her face from one hard shaft to another. As they start fucking her we get a really good shot of her body. This girl may have the best skin in the cast and she works very hard to keep all of the guys happy. That ass just opens right up and the three-hole punching can begin. They push her legs up to her chest and work two dicks into her body at once. It’s pretty tight and after a few strokes, one guy pushes the other right out. Keeping her air tight, the guys fill all three holes at once. I think that the action is better when she has fewer cocks in her. Sue just seems happier when she isn’t overwhelmed by thrusting rods. They finish her off with internal anal shots that lead to cum farts and oozing anal discharge. (Oh how sexy.)
This is a pretty average flick. It will certainly appeal to guys who like their porn chicks young and nasty. All three girls look even younger than they are, but they aren’t strangers to three-hole sex. They all look good, but Agatha is the one who really stands out. The sex is pretty good and so is the enthusiasm. I’m not wild about the way the scenes are shot though. There aren’t a lot of full body shots, the pace is a bit too rapid and things just don’t feel like they could. Don’t get me wrong though, there is nothing bad here. It just doesn’t seem to be as well shot as it could be. The internal anal pops are really the only thing that is lost on me in this movie. I just don’t dig the whole cumfart thing. It just kind of kills the action right at the end when we should be getting a payoff.
