You’d Never Know
You’d Never Know
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MOVIE TYPE: Transsexual
90 Mins.
Mercenary Pictures
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DIRECTOR: Don Picone
THEMES: TS
CONDOMS:
2006
4/05
STARS: Patricia Bismark, Jennifer Brazil, Laisa Lins, Lara Love, Miriany Ribeiro, Monica Matos, Vivi, Diana Ferraz, Erik Andre, Williams, Ed, RJ & Don Picone
REVIEW-
The Mercenary month started off with a whole bunch of movies starring Mika Tan. It seems only fitting that I finish off with a movie that is abut as far from Mika as humanly possible. (Ha, those of you who were betting I couldn’t work her name into a TS review just lost the best. Y’all owe me a beer, bitches.) This isn’t the kind of movie I usually review. I’m just not into the whole TS/Gay scene so I don’t feel I can do a good tranny movie justice. However this one is special so I’m going to give it a try. The selling point on this one is that the T-Girls in question are so feminine looking and attractive that you wouldn’t even know they were guys until the cock pops out. I don’t know if they can pull that off, but one never knows. It appears that the trannies are mixed in with regular guys and some real girls. (Or post-op trannies I suppose.) At any rate, there are cocks, pussies, asses, mouths and boobs all over the place. Those of you who really dig the TS thing, forgive me for not fully understanding the genre. I’m doing the best I can here.
Lara and Laisa kick things off in bed together. They play with each other gently and leave their bottoms on. Lara, the blonde actually has a pussy in there, but she also has a surprise for her boyfriend. He comes in and finds the two in bed. Hopping right in, he lets them share his cock orally for a while before fucking them. After banging Lara he moves behind Laisa and sees something hanging down. Shocked for about two seconds, he just goes right ahead and slips his cock between Laisa’s cheeks. The camera moves way too much to follow the action, but there is plenty to go around. Both Lara and her friend do some serious cock sucking and the guy fucks male and female orifices. They even line up for a he fucks him while he fucks her train. Laisa seems to get the best of it, riding the dude with his ass and getting his cock sucked by Lara. There are some big facials at the end.
In between scenes Picone takes a turn with Lara. He gets head and fucks her during this very brief interlude.
Diana is the next boy/girl to tease, strip and fuck. He strolls in topless and finds a guy jerking off on the bed. A great big dick doesn’t stop him from taking it deep and getting that thing nice and wet. Sticking his ass up in the Diana is ready to be taken. I know that these are very feminine looking TS’s, but watching anal sex with a big old ball sack hanging down reminds us all that it’s a guy being fucked by another guy. All the make up in the world doesn’t change that. Apparently being fucked in the ass doesn’t make Diana’s dick hard. As he rides in RC, he grabs it, plays with it and shakes it, but it’s soft as can be. (Is this a turn on or a turn off for the audience? I wonder.) In the end, the guy shoots all over Diana’s face. I guess the stiffness of his cock really didn’t matter since he didn’t give it to the dude anyway.
Picone does another short scene with Monica in between the action. This chick has a pussy so I don’t know if she is a post-op or a real girl. Either way the action is over rather quickly and seems better suited for bonus material stuff.
T’Girl Jennifer is next. His tease isn’t very long and he’s on his knees between two guys right away. Fairly cute, Jennifer is also pretty coordinated with the double fist action. The guys each take and end and start pumping Jennifer’s holes. His cock doesn’t get hard either. Maybe that’s the norm in gay/ts sex. Is watching a guy fuck another guy with a floppy dick sexy? At any rate, we get a lot of that in RCA. There is some really good anal sex here with the guys tossing Jennifer around like he’s a rag doll. They are even gentlemanly enough to let him cum first before they blast Jen’s face.
Monica and Miriany are next. There is some good tease and some tranny on real girl (or post op) play. Miriany is the one with the dick and his partner is pretty damn good with her mouth. I wonder if guys watching TS movies prefer to see the T-Girls fucking pussies or if they want the man on man action. Does a scene like this appeal to the same guys who love strap-on lesbian flicks? This whole scene takes place without a non tranny dude so maybe that’s good? Hey, I never claimed to be an expert on the gay/tranny market.
Patricia is next and we get some very choppy tease. I think more tease would be good, but he stretches out on a couch to wait for two guys. Bringing the stiff meat, they fuck the T-Girl pretty hard. Patricia has a nice face doesn’t mind when yet another guy enters the fray. They let him suck cock while warming up the ass with some finger play. The energy is pretty good as the three guys give Patricia’s ass quite a work out. Patricia manages to keep all three of his partners really happy thanks to a tight ass and a very active mouth. He even manages to get his dick hard as the other guys shoot all over his tits and face.
In the end this movie is way too ordinary to really stand out. The whole point was that these T-Girls are so hot that we can’t tell? How about really playing up the tease then? We really don’t get much of that and I think they missed out on the chance to do something different with this line. Some of the chicks with dicks could hold their own during the tease with the chicks without dicks, but they race through that part. Sexually things are all right, though the camera movement gets in the way a few times. I’m still not sure if tranny fans want to see anally violated guys with limp dicks or not, but I suppose that’s a small matter. What is important is that the T-Girls get fucked by guys, do some fucking on girls, but don’t go after the guys. Does that make this less gay? I don’t know. Maybe I’m missing the point, but isn’t cock in ass action homo-erotic by nature? (Not that there is anything wrong with that.) I would say that the trannies in this movie are more feminine looking than in other productions, but for the title to really work, we needed to see a lot more tease because once the dicks come out, the illusion is over.
