My First Porno 4

MOVIE TYPE: Gonzo

110 Mins.

Digital Playground

www.DigitalPlayground.com

DIRECTOR: Robby D.

THEMES: Big Tits

CONDOMS: Some Noted

2006

4/05

STARS: Charmane Star, Brandy Taylore, Jasmine Byrne, Lora Alexia, Tawny Brie, Scott Nails, Eric Masterson, Chris Charming,

REVIEW-

If this is really Jack’s first porno, then why is there a part 4? Is this just one long movie? Does Robby D suddenly think he’s Peter Jackson? And what’s the deal with airline food? (Some of you old timers are smiling at least.) We all know the Jack set up by now. Robby D behind the camera, making porno. It’s not unlike some of the stuff Seymore used to do way back before anyone heard of DVD players. HD camera or alt-porn. He just doesn’t get in on the action himself. (Pardon me, but isn’t that the bloody point of doing gonzo porn?) With Jack’s Playground he uses a music video director ruse to get chicks naked. With Teen America he points the camera at horny beauty contestants. And with My First Porno…well, he actually makes a smut flick with the help of his friends. Either you like the Jack porn or you don’t. If you like it then you are probably already drooling over the cast. If you don’t then you are probably reading this review for the witty prose, semi-dated pop culture references and the virtual cornucopia of euphemisms I can come up with for penis, vagina and intercourse.

Jack isn’t the only one learning the perils of porn. His pal Scott Nails is having some Viagra issues that lead us to some pretty hilarious moments. Jasmine Byrne shows up to do the scene and doesn’t seem at all disturbed by the big bulge in his shorts. She looks fantastic with his dick in her mouth and this scene must have been shot before she developed her horrible quagging problem. Jasmine delivers a really hot blowjob this time around and has his cock wet enough to slide easily into her tight hole. I love the standing doggy footage as she bends over, looks into the camera and gives us some very hot dirty talk as well. She stays in that position as he moves from her pussy to her ass. When Jasmine is at her best, she really is one of the hottest girls in the business. Stunning her, Jasmine reminds us all why she is so deserving of a whole lot more awards than she has won to date. Scott steps back and sprays a big load all over her freshly fucked ass. Damn this is a hot way to open a movie.

Eric Masterson thinks he has found a perfect girl for the movie. He’s got Charmane Star who does a nice job of pretending she hasn’t already been a huge fucking star for a while. She looks quite fresh and innocent as they tease and slowly get her out of her clothes. Eric can’t wait to get his mouth down there around her lower lips. The blowjob is easy on the eyes, but not her best work. Sometimes this pretty girl seems like she is mailing it in. Once the fucking starts she picks up a bit though. There is some especially nice doggy footage as he slips his rubber encased cock into that snug snatch from behind. The reverse cowgirl looks great because Charmane always looks good in this position. She wears a load of cum at the end. This scene is good, but not her best work and certainly not nearly as hot as the opener was.

Chris Charming is so eager to fuck Brandy Taylore that he can’t even let Jack get the required footage. They are counting down the seconds until the turns eighteen. It’s pretty funny and I actually like the idea that a meat puppet would actually be excited to fuck female talent. I like the way she acts like she’s new to this. It is rare that we get to see Brandy do anything other than lie back and take it. Chris plays with her big tits for a while, but the blowjob is disappointing. It’s good, but way too short to really enjoy. When you throw in some tit fucking things get better, but there still isn’t nearly enough face/rack coverage early. Brandy looks great in this scene and the focus stays on her big tits, especially when she gets on top and rides hard enough to make them flop about as only huge naturals can. There is some pretty good action here. As much as I love Brandy, her scenes are sometimes rather low on the energy scale. This one is pretty damn good and closes with excellent tit fucking followed by a big pearl necklace. Jack interviews Brandy a bit with the cream still smeared all over her massive jugs.

Eric has another new girl to show Jack. Tawny Brie is a pretty Vegas girl with some very perky boobs. Those babies look like they could be fake, but are all natural. She gives them a sample lap dance and then shows Jack what might happen in the VIP room if a guy had enough cash. His cock pops out of his pants and Tawny makes it vanish between her parted lips. It is pretty clear that she hasn’t been around porn too long because she doesn’t do the fake gagging thing. She’s far too busy licking his balls and sucking his throbbing meat to bother with such nonsense. I love the way her body looks in cowgirl and even if she doesn’t set the world on fire with her energy level, there is plenty to like here. There are some nice butt shots in cowgirl and some good full body shots as he takes her in doggy. She smiles as he jerks into her mouth and then Tawny makes a production out of swallowing every drop.

Lora Alexa is ready for her shoot. Evan Stone shows up and offers some funny dialog ironically enough about his lines. When they finally stop messing around, he gets her out of her dress and enjoys her smooth brown skin. She really enjoys the way he slurps around on her labes. Lora is quite eager to return the favor and adoringly admires his big prick. Even his balls get the royal treatment, though they fill her mouth even more than his dick did. It does wonders in her pussy as well, bringing satisfied moans and groans from the sexy babe. As she rides him, the pretty girl reaches around to finger her own asshole. They fuck each other with a whole lot of energy and I’m developing a big crush on this chick. The scene could be longer, but it looks good and ends with a big load sprayed all over her tits and face.

As usual there are some funny moments as Jack tries to get her porn flick made. It’s not a comedy classic like say, National Lampoon’s Barely Legal, but we can’t hold that against this movie. It has some very hot sex scenes including two with personal favorites of mine. Jasmine Byrne is sexy in any scene and I almost don’t care that she usually quags so much that I nearly lost my lunch. Since she doesn’t do that here, it’s all the better. Brandy Taylore doesn’t always give great scenes, but she manages to impress here and that is always cause for celebration. (No wait; we don’t celebrate porn scenes, do we?) The same can’t be said of Charmane. She is gorgeous as always, but seems to be mailing it in a bit during this scene. Tawny and Lora are both new girls and show some promise. I like the way Lora and Evan put on a high-energy show for us. This girl could become quite a star. Like I said in the open, you either like the Jack stuff or you don’t. There is quite a bit to like in this movie, especially for fans of big natural tits and sexy Latin babes. It’s quality porn and well worth a look.