Private: God’s Will The Sex Factor

MOVIE TYPE: Feature

116 Mins.

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DIRECTOR: Nic Cramer

THEMES: Euro Babes

CONDOMS: None

2006

8/05

STARS: Katie Morgan, Kyle Stone, Mia Bangg, Trinity Michaels, Katja Kassin, Dominica Leoni, Venus, Dick Nasty, Van Damage, John West, Ethan Cage & Steven St. Croix.

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REVIEW-

After reading the back of the box on this movie, I have this feeling. I have a feeling that it’s going to be a strange twist of fate. (Oh man, anyone who gets that is probably rolling around on the floor, but most everyone else is trying to figure out what the fuck I’m talking about.) Here’s a hint. This plot may be a thinly veiled slam on a certain Fox News anchor, but the plot comes from a very old (To me) B movie staring a famous scientologist/pilot and a hot lesbian singer from down under. OK that’s only part of the influence for this movie. The rest comes from “Bruce Almighty” which was a pretty funny Jim Carrey flick. Of course anyone watching the movie to see subtle comedy must be overlooking the fact that one of porn’s hottest women is playing a key role in this movie. Katie Morgan is great looking, a fantastic performer and a very solid actress as well. Hopefully everyone else in the cast can live up to her lofty standards and we will have another outstanding Cramer movie to discuss.

The movie opens with Kyle Stone berating his first guest, a completely doe-eyed Trina Michaels. His self righteous tirade attracts the attention of both God (Katie Morgan) and Lucifer (Steven St. Croix). Nothing really takes off yet because we start with an un-related sex scene and then move to Kyle as he apologized to his shell-shocked guest. Off air Kyle is only too happy shower her with compliments and feed her the pale penile poker. After a short but impressive blowjob, Trina leans back and lets him fuck her right there on the anchor desk. I’m not sure why the other scene is still going on, because we only cut to it for a second at a time and it is really annoying. Trina takes a shot in the mouth and clearly knows how to be a great guest.

As part of their bet, Katie turns all of her powers over to Kyle. You have to just kind of take some things on faith here as we move quickly through Kyle’s stages of denial and corruption. Within a few seconds he goes from doubting Thomas to a guy who smirks as he throws Katja Kassin into a hot elevator fuck with John West. Somehow I doubt if she needed a whole lot of divine influence to lead her down to her knees. She looks very comfortable with a throbbing prick working between her lips. Like the first scene, this one is too quick, but at least we don’t have to watch as they keep cutting away to another couple. Katja gets into RCA and pushes that big ass al the way down to the base of his hard dick. The anal here is great and she sucks a big load out of his prick.

One of Kyle’s main competitors is Dick Nasty. Dick has a rather nasty habit of having naughty sex with pretty young things like Dominica Leoni. They hook up and she looks about as interested in what she’s doing as a woman picking up dog crap in the park. Dominica’s body looks great, especially during the doggy, but this is not a sex scene that stands up well on its own merit.

Things continue to roll for Kyle who happily abuses his power to the point where he has Dick doubling up on Venus with Van Damage. She handles their dicks quite easily with that talented mouth of hers. They soon double stuff her body and Kyle just sits nearby watching. This scene works, but it would probably be more interesting if he had a reason for putting these three into this situation. Instead we just have to enjoy watching Venus fuck the living shit out of these two guys.

Taking time out from his busy life, Kyle hooks up with Mia Bangg. He dives in between her legs and eats that pussy. This is another scene that might have been better if there was more context to it. After all, it’s a feature and a pretty good one. Mia looks good and is an aggressive fuck who likes showing off her hot body. There is some great footage of her doing the splits as he takes her from behind. Unfortunately the fuck ends Kyle’s run and he is ruined.

Now Katie has to pay up on the bet so she and Steven finish things off. As usual her body looks fantastic as the clothes come slowly off. He bends her over and licks her pretty pussy from behind. It’s a wonder he doesn’t just slide right home in seconds. Patience pays off because Katie treats him to a great looking blowjobs. This is one of those times when you wish you could strangle the director for not letting her go on for several more minutes. Since we’re on a tight schedule, he takes her from behind, palming that pretty ass and working on her nice and hard. Showing exceptional energy Katie rides him like she’s on a mission. Check out the leg shots we get as he bends her up like a pretzel. Any time we get to watch a girl this pretty with her feet up over her head it’s a great fucking thing. Katie is the best reason to watch this movie and she gives a scene that is worth waiting for.

There is the core of a great movie here, but it comes up short too often. The sex scenes are short, but that has long been a Cramer trademark. Katie’s scene at the end is the best by far. More action like this would really have helped things. I like the rest of the cast and I think that the story could have been really great, but we skip over some important points. I know that it’s a porn movie and we can’t really get bogged down in too much character development, but I have seen Cramer do a much better job in other movies. There is some good dialog here and the basis for a great story. More scenes like the finale and a script that takes things just a little bit further would have made this a top-notch feature. Instead we get a nice little movie with good looking women, well-delivered dialog and more than its share of sexual heat.


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