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MOVIE TYPE: Gonzo
98 Mins.
Digital Playground
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DIRECTOR: Robby D
THEMES: Big Asses
CONDOMS: None
2006
1/06
STARS: Teagan Presley, Charlotte Stokely, Georgia Peach, Faith, Naomi, Mick Blue, Jerry, Marco Banderas,
REVIEW-
Robby D just keeps branching out from his usual Jack’ Playground stuff. This is one of the new lines and while it follows much of the JP style, it focuses in on one specific body part. Butts are all the rage and we’re in a big butt phase right now. That is really good news for a lot of women. We have already seen the rise of Katja and Flower, but there is a new butt girl in town. Naomi possesses the ass that is on everyone’s mind and is in everyone’s smut. She is joined by some other bootilicious babes in this Jack movie, but there is one girl who stands out no matter what kind of project she’s in. Teagan is one of the hottest girls in porn and she can make butt movies, tit movies, leg movies or any sort of porn she wants. The bottom line is that she looks good from every angle and Digital is lucky to be able to throw her into a movie whenever they want. (And we’re lucky we get to see her in their movies.)
Mick invites Jack over to check out a hot chick who is busy sunbathing. Following the usual porn format, the chick (Naomi) doesn’t call the cops or shoot at them. She invites them to join in the back yard. They want to see what she has working and naturally it is her ass that takes center stage. After shaking her money maker for a few moments, Naomi turns around and starts sucking Mick’s cock. I know that we all know her as an ass queen, but this pretty babe does a really nice job spit shining his rod. They move from nice looking cowgirl and more hot blowjob footage. Before the anal begins, they do some toy play and go for the silly A2M stuff. (What chick in the history of sex has taken a plug from her ass and stuck it in her mouth?) Once that is over the anal kicks into high gear. We get some really great RCA as Naomi show us all how easily she can take dick in that butt. Usually we see her ass rather than the rest of her body so this is somewhat refreshing. The popshot isn’t perfectly captured, but this is still a pretty good opening effort.
Faith is the next girl to show off her butt. It’s a pretty damn find ass I have to say. We don’t get to enjoy it for too long however because Marco shows up with his Readi-wood dying to be sucked. The blowjob footage is a less than perfect. Robby does the low angle thing that gives us a great shot of the drool, but robs us of the pleasure of seeing her eyes as she works hit cock. The sex is pretty good and very heavy on the butt shots. For some reason this scene feels really short and the pop on her butt just seems anti-climactic.
Charlotte Stokely is up next and she is happy to show off her ass for a while. With Jerry standing behind her, he talks about being an Au Pair, going to see her boss for a gyno check up and generally teases us with her words. The tease goes on for so long that it’s almost impossible for the scene to live up to the wait. Charlotte does a bit of sucking and then gets into his lap. We get to watch those fine cheeks as she grinds her hips. This may be the best action of the movie so far and really show the little blonde to be a sexy performer. She turns her pussy to the camera for a while and then bends over to let Jerry take over for a while. That puts her in the perfect position for another shot on the cheeks.
Georgia has the hot looking bum that makes her perfect for this line. Unfortunately she is a quagger who gets her head shoved down over a hard cock and basically makes the blowjob footage intolerable. Eventually there is some decent footage, but any chick who does this should automatically be skipped over. She has the right ass and it gets fucked pretty damn hard. He bends her over and uses a toy to help plug her holes. If you like good butt shots, Georgia delivers. I just hope she learns to drop the stupid throat tricks so we can actually sit through a whole scene without reaching for the barf bag.
Now comes the moment we have all been waiting for. Teagan is the girl we’ve hoping to see and in the big finale, she gets her ass in gear. I wouldn’t say that Teagan has a big ass at all. I would say that she has a great ass and it’s really nicely shaped, but big? Come on. The tease footage is totally ass oriented and that’s just fine. I think that Teagan could star in just about any line devoted to any body part and fit right in. We watch her try on some sexy panties, spread her cheeks and gets us all ready to watch her get nailed. Marco shows up and keeps playing with her ass. What the fuck is up with this dude? You’ve got Teagan’s ass in your hands, you’re about to fuck her and get PAID for it. What on earth do you have that angry scowl? What the hell do you have to be pissed about? Sticking her pretty ass up in the air, Teagan dives in and starts sucking his cock. This time around the blowjob footage is fantastic and Teagan looks like a walking wet dream with a dick in her mouth. It gets nice and wet so that he can slide it into her pussy. The mish doesn’t give us many ass shots, but her pussy is all we need to have some great porn. Doggy shows off her butt perfectly and anyone who watches this footage will know instantly why this pretty girl has become such a star. With that great ass back up in the air so that he can shoot his big load all over her cheeks.
There are some great asses in this movie, but I’m not sure it’s Jack’s best stuff. I think that Robby isn’t quite the ass man we would want from a great cheeks-oriented movie. There is good action here, but his heart doesn’t seem to be in this one. Watch the “Control” series if you really want to see his best stuff. As for what we have, there is enough to still recommend this title. Naomi is a great looking girl who gives a better than average scene this time around. Georgia and Charlotte aren’t bad, but we have seen them do better scenes. It’s Teagan who pushes this movie over. She looks fantastic and provides us with a great looking ass. Teagan proves that a butt doesn’t have to be big to be spectacular. All we need now is a Best of Teagan DVD. I’ll be happy to do commentary on that one and maybe even a little bonus scene just for fun.