Beauty & the Beast

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OVERALL RATING: 5

MOVIE TYPE: Feature

90 Mins

VCA

DIRECTOR: Paul Thomas

THEMES: Comedy, Costumes

CONDOMS: None

1987

STARS: Tracy Adams, Nikki Knights, Alicia Monet, Mike Horner, John Leslie, Tom Byron, Jacqueline Lorains, Meagan Leigh, Lisa Bright & Jerry Butler

REVIEW-

We are going way back for this one. This classic adult tale pre-dates the Disney flick so there are no singing candlesticks or oafish woodmen. This one might even pre-date John Leslie as a director. Paul Thomas hadn’t made the jump to Vivid. Tom Byron was just another meat slinger and Jerry Butler was…well he was always a bit of an ass clown, but less so than he would later become. It also stars a number of very sexy women who are all pushing fifty right about now. I have had this movie in my personal collection since the day my family closed our video store. (I scooped up some of my favorite porno flicks before we sold the place.) I remember laughing at it and of course I had just about everything Nikki Nights did in the personal porno library. She was a totally cute chick with a hot body and a great haircut. Of course, Tracy Adams, Alicia Monet and Meagan Leigh were pretty damn fine as well. They all make appearances in this (Sorry, have to do it.) fucking fairy tale.

As Horner prepares to go on a journey to sell his wares, one of his daughters is quite busy. Nikki plays the slutty daughter who has her face between Meagan Leigh’s thighs while Jerry Butler fucks her from behind. She rattles off a list of things she wants daddy to bring her and then gets back to the debauchery. His other daughter, Beauty (Played by Tracy Adams) has a simpler request. She only wants a single rose. With dad on his way, Beauty peeks on in her naughty sister. Butler is busy delivering silly jokes, but at least we get to watch Nikki’s hot body. Tracy gets overheated and starts playing with herself. Alicia pops in for a little veggie action. That sets up a serious meeting of natural tits and big hair. It takes them a while to get out of their costumes, but eventually Alicia’s mouth finds the mark. This isn’t exactly blistering sex, but anyone who likes big tits will have some fun. Sadly we don’t go back and see the completion of the scene between Nikki and her horny friends.

On Horner’s journey he comes upon a lovely home and wonders who lives within its walls. What he finds of course is a beast. The Beast actually, played by John Leslie. There is some hilarious dialog as these two fine adult actors play scrabble. After the game, he is visited by one of the servants (Jacqueline Lorains) She’s just a poor girl looking for a man to sweep her off of her feet. Even as Mike tries to talk her out of it, she has her tits in her hands and is making it very hard for him to resist. Her milky white flesh finds it way into his mouth and within moments she is sucking on his long pole. Her hair covers up a lot of the action as they 69, but we still get the best action so far from this horny redhead. She sits on his cock for some face to face fucking. At first the laugher between these two is charming, but after a while we get the feeling that she’s just the way she fakes it. The poor little maiden jerks his dick out onto her tits, throws a fit and runs away.

As the story goes, Horner grabs a rose for his daughter on the way out. As punishment he has to send Beauty to stay with the Beast for a few days. When he returns home, Beauty is happy with her rose and Nikki is still sucking Butler’s dick. (We finally get the end of that scene.) Once again Alicia pops in for some fun. I guess she likes Megan and Nikki as much as I do. She dives onto the bed and the pair of pretty maidens work on her ass while she uses both hands to make Jerry happy. Alicia disappears in the middle and Jerry finally finishes up with some slam fucking of Nikki’s pussy. There are brief flashes of heat during this scene, but the overall action is too choppy to really give us enough.

Both daughters arrive at the Beast’s castle (Or is it quastle?) and are appalled by his looks and beastly ways. While Beauty and Beast get to know each other, Tom Bryon puts the moves on Nikki. He’s only a servant, but fibs a she has her legs spread for him. Any time Nikki is naked it’s a good thing and this time even the hurried nature of the scene can’t take away all of the heat. Byron slides his long prick into her hairy muff as she plays with her perky tits. Her body is fantastic and we get some nice ass shots as she backs up into his lap. Their quick fuck ends when she dismounts and sucks a load out into her hand.

Jacqueline busts Byron and then picks up where he left off between Nikki’s thighs. Like the first girl/girl scene, this one is drawn out by some long dialog and undressing footage. Eventually though Nikki gets her lips onto her new friend’s soft tits. There is some good pussy licking, but the best footage comes with the girls sitting side by side as they finger each other. I guess it’s OK to be a poor chick, but not a poor dude.

As the story goes, Beauty falls in love with the Beast and agrees to make love with him. They take forever to undress each other and somehow Leslie manages to eat Tracy’s pussy with that mask on. They actually fuck for a while with the full make up going. (Though every shot with Leslie in make up is soft core while the penetration shots are too tight to see his face.) Once he drops his load on her belly, the Beast turns into a handsome prince.

As a final bit of fun Bryon dons a beast mask and gets Jacqueline to finally give it up to him. She quickly sucks his cock and then bends over for some brief doggy. (Groan) He finishes up between her tits before she figures out that she has been tricked.

Overall this classic doesn’t hold up that well. It’s a nice little feature with some genuinely funny moments. It has a nice looking cast of second-tier 80’s starlets like Tracy, Meagan, Nikki and Alicia. The problem is that sexually it’s flat. Most of the scenes have more soft footage than hard and things are so chopped up that it is impossible to imagine that the makers of this movie were even considering that some people might be jerking off to it. Tracy, Horner and Leslie handle their dialog well of course. Nikki is great looking and gives us a few hot moments. Alicia and Jacqueline are pleasant surprises. If you like cute, soft movies with good laughs, costumes and sexy women then check this out. If you’re looking for sexual heat, don’t bother. Now let’s see if I have some really good Nikki or Tracy scenes somewhere else in this old box of smut.


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