Ass Worship 9
Ass Worship 9
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
260 Mins.
Jules Jordan Video
www.julesjordanvideo.com
DIRECTOR: Jules Jordan
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2006
6/06
STARS: Tyla Wynn, Sandra Romain, Mia Bangg, Shyla Styles, Naomi, Eve Lawrence, Velicity Von, Tory Lane
REVIEW-
We have seen two Jules Jordan movies under his own label, but this is the first time he has released something fro one of his continuing series. I don’t imagine that will make much of a difference of course, but for those of you wondering what would become of Ass Worship, the answer is right here. It is a movie that features Shyla Styles. The former JKP Girl has quite a fan base thanks to her big ass and high voltage sex scenes. The lovely set of bolt-ons won’t hurt either. Battling with Shlya for “best butt” honors in the movie will be everyone’s favorite ‘junk in the trunk’ chick Naomi. We all know that Jules knows how to shoot tease better than anyone and sex that is very hot. With this collection of ass queens ready to go, we should be in for a very hot four hours. (Four freaking hours? Geez.)
Shyla shows up as a dirty cop with tits popping out of her uniform and a pair of shorts on that can’t come close to containing her massive cheeks. There is some talk about a guy inside the house who is exposing himself, but this is mostly standard tease stuff. Jules has to do a little too much talking behind the camera as she goes in to dish out a bit of justice. Her tits come out and she starts smothering him. For some reason the camera work and the talking behind the camera bug me more in this scene than I can remember in other Jordan movies. A bit too much movement mostly and it would be nice if we didn’t have to hear the directions every few moments. Shyla rubs herself against him, spits on his cock and eventually settles in for some rather energetic blowjob footage. Moving up into his lap we watch her shake her ass for the camera. I like this footage, and the way she works herself into a very solid rhythm. Once the pounding really starts, he takes her from behind and makes those big tits dance. She turns around and orders him to fuck her ass. Sliding his cock into her butt, he gives the horny officer exactly what she was looking for. There is some good anal action here, but something is just a bit off. Maybe it’s the camera movement which seems to always be just a little more than we need. Maybe Shyla just isn’t at her best here. I honestly can’t put my finger on it, but the scene is missing something. One thing it isn’t missing is a nice big shot on her face after he fucks her big tits. That part is fucking perfect.
I really like the tease footage that we get from Naomi, but it is interesting in some ways. There really isn’t as much butt footage as you might expect. Perhaps Jules is just trying to remind us that this girl is pretty fucking hot from head to toe. When she moves into the house and puts on her fishnets we get more than enough coverage of that great backside though. Not wanting to make her wait for long, Erik Everhard gives towards her as while Jean Val Jean paws at her cheeks. She quickly turns her attention to their cocks, slobbering all over them and managing not to choke too much. Right in the middle of some great action, the other guy starts grabbing at her mouth and doing things that just turn a hot scene into something totally void of sexual heat. Erik is so busy fucking her from behind that he can’t seem to stop the other guy from fucking things up. We get past this minor issue pretty quickly though and the guys have fun grabbing her ass while pumping her pussy full of pulsing prick. This hot babe knows how to fuck back and seems as horny as I have ever seen her in this three way. Nothing changes when they switch to anal. We still get stunning ass coverage, high energy and some really, really nice shots of the action. With less choking and shit going on, the scene stays in high gear for a very long time. Some of the hottest looking action comes with her legs high in air and a cock up her ass. Jean moves in to turn that anal into a DP though and his hands go right for her throat. The pop goes right up her ass and we watch as she pushes it out. Shot number two goes onto her face and that saves the fucking day. I was about ready to type that the lame ending marred a great scene, but the news is only half-bad for the finish.
Next up is Tory Lane. She’s sporting the black fishnets and semi-fetish clothes to go along with her heavy glam look. Making her way up the stairs, she shows off all of her hot parts and eventually gives us quite a leg show as she waits to be stuffed. Jules and Mark Wood team up to give her all the attention a girl could want. They give her a quick lick before Jules busts his dick right up into her waiting pussy. (Sometimes it is very good to be the director.) She is on a stool that spins so with her legs still straight up in the air, she swivels over to let Wood bang her for a bit. Once they have both been in her slit, she drops to her knees and sucks them both clean. The way she is screaming and working them over it is no shock at all to see that Tory needs it up her ass. Jules lubes her up and does the honors, pushing every inch into her before turning it over to Mark. Just like before, she drops down to clean them off once her ass has been properly pounded. Without question, she is able to handle what both guys dish out. It is also nice to see a lot of anal before they go to the DP. That gives us a chance to just enjoy her body without the meat slingers getting in the way as much. Tory manages to take two at once of course, but looks best when there isn’t a guy blocking the shot. (Or fucking hands around her throat.) The end is both good and bad. The piledriver footage is great, but they both shoot in or around her ass. That isn’t bad of course, but the whole collect the sperm in a glass and make her drink it thing just doesn’t fit with the great sexual energy of the rest of the scene.
Velicity Von is a curvy blonde with an ass you could eat off of. Apparently Jules is enamored with her ass because he spends a long time focusing on her thunder cheeks as they spill out from around her tight shorts. Jean shows up and his whole face gets lost between her huge cheeks. This is pretty good footage and lovers of the booty won’t be upset by this at all. Velicity likes to be on her knees with her hands behind her head as she sucks cock. Well, sucks cock is the wrong way to describe it. Yet another hot scene goes cold thanks to the dreaded fake-gag virus. She can’t make those annoying noises when his cock is in her ass, so the scene picks up very quickly. It is a whole lot of fun watching a big-bootied girl who knows how to show off the junk. There is some great ass worship footage here as well as a killer round of deep anal sex. We get some toy play that seems a little oddly placed, but doesn’t really slow things down too much. They finish up with great anal, hot tit fucking and a big blast on her face.
After one disc that would make a great movie all on its own, we get the second half of this movie. Mia Bangg shakes her ass for our pleasure and if you don’t already love this woman then you certainly will after this. Jules follows her around a bit, getting a peek at her tits as well as her awesome butt. Assuming the position, she gets felt up, spanked and fingered by Brian Pumper and Jerry. The guys take her inside where they oil up her skin and get her ready to play. As much as I love the tease, the blowjob footage kills the scene from the word go. She quags instead of sucking and that alone makes this scene unworthy of being on this disc. I guess this just proves that not even great directors can control this stupid shit. It also shows that even someone as talented as Jules can’t turn something this bad into something remotely good. Even though her body looks great as they start fucking her, Mia just won’t stop the trained seal act. What a waste. If you really want to watch some decent anal then you might want to mute the scene or just crank up your IPod. Anything to avoid this wood killing chorus. It’s really too bad because Mia has a great ass and gives us some good ass fucking. One load ends up on her ass while the other coats her face. Mia’s oral circus will probably drive the overall score of this movie down a full grade.
Sandra Romain and Tyla Wynn team up for a double dose of ass worship. The girls help with the tease, showing each other off. Both of them look fantastic in tight shorts and the core audience is going to love the tease leading up to the sex for this one. When they get inside, Sandra grabs Tyla’s tits and shoves them right into the camera. The energy starts out good, but Sandra goes a little overboard and is likely to elicit more giggles than boners at this point. By the time Jean shows up (Dude, what is with those leather wristbands? Is it some kind of rainbow loving ode to Wonder Woman?) the girls are so wound up that they are on porn chick overload. I think they are just trying to outdo one another and neither of them comes off well. Too much heavy breathing, spitting, head shoving and an overall din that makes me wonder why Jules didn’t just put down the camera and say “Excuse me ladies, but this is not a Pat Myne shoot. Please stop.” Jean spits in their mouths, shoves their head and doesn’t seem to notice that the girls are acting like five dollars whores getting paid five hundred to make us believe that they love dick. (Remember people, I really LIKE both of these women.) There are some nice shots along the way, especially of Sandra’s ass and Tyla’s tits. Anal doggy for Sandra is a good position and Jean really pounds her hard. Tyla is right there with her, matching the dirty Euro-slut stroke for stroke with her own anal antics. They finally end this over-wrought anal romp with a big shot all over Sandra’s ass.
Eve Lawrence shows up with huge tits sticking out from her chest. Jules has to divert the attention back around to her ass. Fishnets and booty shorts help quite a bit, but it will still be tough not to notice those massive fun bags. Jules gets himself into the action again, burying his face between her cheeks and eating. Eve likes to talk dirty and goes right after his cock, licking it and nearly begging to feel it inside of her pussy. This is more believable dirty talk than we saw in the last scene and she doesn’t have to fake gag in order to give a hot blowjob. Ass lovers will get what they want as she pushes his dick back into her pussy in cowgirl. She takes it right up the ass perfectly and this scene quickly becomes the best from the second disc. The energy here is great and even though it’s an ass movie, Jules gets on top of her chest for some tit fucking before busting a big nut onto her face.
The bonus scene with Naomi is accessed through the chapter menu on disc two. You won’t want to miss this one because it’s another really good one from this sexy girl. The rest of the bonus material is good, but the real treat is watching Naomi get fucked again.
There are some serious problems with this movie, but we get enough really good stuff to make it worth watching. Most of the great stuff is on disc one, but don’t miss Eve’s fantastic anal debut in the finale. The movie starts out with a good scene that should have been great. Shyla looks really hot and has the ass to make us all worship. Something is just missing and we end up with a rather average opener. (Average by Jules Jordan standards is still better than most porn on the shelves.) Naomi, Tory and Velicity really pick up the first disc. Though she is well known as a butt queen, Naomi doesn’t often fuck with this kind of energy. Tory is fantastic and Velicity combines a great big ass with some fantastic tit fucking at the end. Disc two has some good looking women, but the first two scenes fall flat. Mia is guilty of felony quagging and should be locked up for murdering a good scene. Tyla and Sandra just come across as totally fake and they should save that stuff for movies directed by guys who don’t have the talent to bring out the best in performers. Overall this is a pretty good movie with a lot of nice ass footage. The anal sex is pretty good and for once, the four hour running time works to our advantage. There is enough good stuff to make us not notice the scenes that come up short.
