Lord of Asses 7: Life is Bootyful
MOVIE TYPE:
128 Mins.
Evolution Erotica
www.evolutionerotica.com
DIRECTOR: Tom Byron
THEMES: Anal Sex, Asses
CONDOMS: None
2006
4/06
STARS: Lauren Phoenix, Naomi, Monica Sweetheart, Sydney Capri, Luscious Lopez & Tom Byron
REVIEW-
Anyone who has read my reviews over the years knows that I’ve been a huge fan of Tom Byron’s work almost from the start. (It actually began with Cumback Pussy 6, but that was a decade ago.) Over the years he has given us some of the best stroke videos on the market. Keeping things simple has always been a successful formula for Byron. Instead of trying to re-invent the wheel, he just casts hot women, shoots them well and makes sure that the strokers are happy. That style has served him well and it’s made his movies quite popular as well. Now that he has made a comeback, Tom is picking up where he left off and that should mean a great movie this time around. His Lord of Asses flicks certainly focus in on both butts and anal sex. To that end, he has a great cast. Naomi is the current butt queen, with Luscious Lopez not far behind. Monica Sweetheart is one of the great anal queens in the history of porn. Lauren Phoenix possesses a great ass and takes it in the pooper well. With women like this at his disposal it’s no wonder Tom came back.
Monica Sweetheart & Tom Byron
Tom scores big points during the tease footage because he has Monica in jeans. I love the way women look in jeans and Monica Is fucking flawless in hers. Tom keeps the tight editing and moving camera to the tease sequence, keeping the sex free of anything that might get in the way. He helps her out of her jeans, eats her as and lets her suck his cock for a while. Personally I could watch Monica give head all day long, but I understand that a lot of you want to see her fuck as well as suck. He gives her a short vag fuck in doggy before working into the ass. She looks fantastic with her legs in the air and that tight sphincter stretching to take him. Tom moves her into the best position for Monica’s body, RCA. She is perfect for this position and has her legs spread wide as she works up and down on Tom’s long cock. Monica’s ass is so freaking perfect it hurts. Tom finishes with her and shoots a big nut all over her face. Monica is amazing and you can see why Tom would come back for a shot at that great ass.
Sydney Capri & Tom
For her tease sequence, Sydney strolls up the stairs in a pair of denim cut-offs. That really all we need to see. Her ass looks good enough to eat and that is the first thing on Tom’s mind. He buries his face in her cheeks and goes to town. The blowjob is rather short and I am never fond of seeing good oral become abbreviated. We still get plenty of great butt shots of course. Tom takes her from behind and then lets her ride, holding her cheeks in his hand as she works up and down. If you still aren’t convinced, check out the great anal action she gives us in cowgirl. That butt is really on display and she responds to the deep dicking perfectly. Check out the camerawork as well. See how it stays put on the good shots for more than two seconds? That’s a GOOD thing. Syd holds her mouth open for a big load and Tom is happy to feed it to her.
Naomi & Tom
Naomi was built for a movie that focuses on her ass. I know that she is the flavor of the month and that I haven’t been as big a fan as some of you would like. One thing no one can deny though; this woman has an amazing backside. The tease just plays up her strength and has me ready to see those great cheeks split as soon as possible. Tom slowly pulls down her tight shorts and licks her crack. When it comes time for her to suck cock, Naomi attacks him with incredible energy. This time around there is no shortage of oral footage. They let the cameras roll as she worships that prick with her lips and tongue. I know that we’re supposed to be focused on the anal here, but this is a really spectacular blowjob. Fear not ass-lovers, as soon as she gets on top, we get a screen full of big rolling cheeks. Give Tom credit for holding off for a few minutes before he sticks his dick in there. As good as her ass it, it would be a real shame if Naomi wasn’t good with a prick in her booty. Thankfully she is as good as anyone and is quite happy to show all of her skills here. This is easily one the BEST anal scenes I have seen all year. Tom and Naomi are perfect together.
Luscious Lopez & Tom
I’m probably the only guy around who isn’t a big Luscious Lopez fan. Yes she has a nice big ass, but everything else just falls well short. (I can’t help it, she looks like a Brazilian tranny in the face.) Tom is more focused on the booty of course, but this scene is doomed. Even with good energy, it follows one that is so perfect nothing could compete. There is some good anal action and a facial, but this one leaves me totally cold.
Lauren Phoenix & Tom
Why not end on a high note. Lauren has the great ass, but also has a pretty face and amazing oral skills. She uses those oral skills on his cock before turning her attention to his ass. With her thumb up his ass she makes every inch disappear. I am really glad that we had a chance to bring the movie back up for the finale. Moving up onto his cock, she shows off her ass as she pumps for a bit. It’s still all about the A though. We have to love the way her ass looks as she squat fucks him in cowgirl. Wow, that’s a great ass. Lauren continues the fantastic action in RCA, pulling her legs up to her chest and just showing of with her colon stuffed to capacity with cock. I would put this scene on par with Naomi’s, but I have come to expect nothing less from Lauren. She’s a fucking brilliant performer and even before she takes the big load on her face, this pairing is right up there with her very best.
For the most part this is a great stroke flick. Tom Byron is back in a very big way. He’s got a really great cast here, especially if you’re an ass fan. Even the scene I didn’t like is going to be hot for the booty lovers. Luscious just doesn’t do it for me so that scene was pretty useless. Everything else was damn hot. Lauren is a great girl to finish to and that makes her a great performer to close a movie. Monica is a perfect as ever and only a longer scene could have made her romp any better. Sydney was very hot as well, adding a nice bit of black/white sexual heat to the mix. The best scene of the movie belongs to Naomi though. I’m somewhat surprised by this because I am not always wild about her scenes. She has a great ass, but the sex isn’t always this good. Hats off to Byron from bringing out a great performance from Naomi. With one of the best anal scenes of the year anchoring this volume, Lords of Asses 7 is the best Byron flick in a long time. It is solid stroke material, perfect for people who love hot asses and great anal sex.