Cum on My Tattoo 2
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MOVIE TYPE:
Mins.
Burning Angel/Pulse
www.PulseXXX.com
DIRECTOR: Joanna Angel
THEMES: Body Art
CONDOMS:
2006
5/06
STARS: Joanna Angel, Avy Lee Roth, Riley Mason, Flower Tucci, Adrianna Nicole, Morgan Mae,
REVIEW-
This movie should be very interesting for a lot of reasons. It’s got a title that would seem to speak to a very specific sexual kink. I’m not a huge tattoo fan so having a movie built around people nutting all over ink doesn’t thrill me from the start. On the other hand, where the loads end up isn’t something that is vital to my sexual enjoyment of a movie. If the girls are good looking and the sex is well shot adding a special fetish isn’t about to dampen my enthusiasm. I just hope that Joanna can avoid some of the pitfalls that others associated with the whole alt-porn scene get bogged down in. Hopefully she will remember that most everyone watching actually cares more about the sex than how cool the movie will look on the wall of some abandoned warehouse somewhere.
Joanna plays the hostess for this movie and opens things up by explaining the concept. Yes, it really is just as simple as the title implies. That doesn’t stop her from giving us a hilariously serious explanation of the “cum on my tattoo” fetish. As she does this, guys step into the shot and shoot loads all over the ink on her arms. I don’t know if I’m going to dig the whole cum tattoo thing, but this is pretty hilarious so far.
Morgan Mae & James Deen
The tease footage here is set to some pretty good music and is edited to match the soundtrack. It might be a bit too quick-cut for its own good, but at least it’s original. Morgan is a cute girl in a Ramones T Shirt, fishnets and boots. She’s a cute little thing with a pair of lips inked on her butt. James doesn’t leave her in the clothes for very long and quickly has her lips working their way towards the base of his meat. It is nice to see a cute girl sucking cock without having to put on a show filled with fake gagging and spitting. (See, some of us think that pretty girls sucking dick is enough of a show.) Morgan actually gets it all down without gagging before letting him stick it into her pussy. They keep up the good energy as they fuck. Morgan rolls onto her side and slides a finger into her ass to match his strokes in her twat. When fingers aren’t enough, he sticks his dick into that tight hole. Morgan takes it well and they work it slowly in there as she spreads her pierced pussy for the camera. Along the way James stops to kiss the lips on her ass in between positions. He shoots his load right on that tat, just where she wants it. As a bonus she gets another load on her butt from some freaky vegan baker.
Flower Tucci & Myles Camack
Flower is better known for that big ass and her wet techniques, but she also has some ink that should make for a big target. The tease isn’t very long here so we’ll have to admire her ass as the action unfolds. She licks the tattoo on his chest, but we all know that the true object of her obsession lies a few feet below the ink. His cock offers little challenge for a skilled cocksucker like Flower, but she gags a bit anyway. That part is pretty lame, but overall this is a very hot oral segment. Flower mounts his wet cock and her butt fills the screen beautifully. The vag is pretty good, but you know that she lights up when there is a prick in her ass. He flips her over and slams into her back door. Flower adds a lot of heat by rubbing her clit and providing the dirty talk. With her big ass up in the air, she starts begging for him to shoot onto the tattoo that runs the full length of her spine. Myles leaves a few drops on the tattoo, but that’s only the start for this scene. Joanna comes in and fingers Flower until she ‘squirts’ all over the ink on Joanna’s shoulder. Flower appreciates the attention and repays Joanna by licking and fingering her sexy back side.
Avy Lee Roth & Jerry
Avy was quite popular there for a while and though I have never been that turned on by her. (Yes, I’m sure the feeling is mutual.) Jerry comes in after a brief tease and she attacks him before he can even say hello. Opening wide, she lets him pump his cock to the back of her throat and sounds like she’s about to puke on every stroke. I already wasn’t jazzed about the scene and this just makes me hope he will be overcome by a case of PE and end our suffering early. Avy is actually a pretty good fuck though and gives us a good show in reverse cowgirl. The solid sex does end rather suddenly when he pulls out and chooses the upper arm tat to cover with his goo.
Riley Mason & Tommy Pistol
Riley is one of the cutest girls to pop up in alt-porn flicks. Like Joanna she has the pale skin, ink and sexual energy to win over plenty of fans. Her scene starts out abruptly with Riley riding cock. She stops after a few strokes and shoves it into her mouth. They stop for a blowjob and she seems content to just let him kind of thrust into her mouth. Thankfully she shows more enthusiasm over having her pussy filled with meat. There are some really good shots of her butt as she rides. The side-saddle footage is the best of the action and shows off her one of her best assets nicely. (Her perky tits are nearly as impressive as her butt.) The first guy shoots onto her tattoo and as soon as he is finished there is another guy waiting to give her a second dose.
Joanna Angel & Company
While cleaning up, Joanna gets a surprise blast of cum on her back tattoo from a guy on set. That turns her on so much that she pulls the camera guy right into the action. We get a little POV action as she sucks him hard, bends over and pushes her ass back to take as much as she can. Joanna wants it in the ass before he cums on her tattoo. There is some good anal action here though the POV footage is a bit shaky. He cums all over the tat on the back of her calf.
Adrianna Nicole, James Deen & Myles Camack
Curvy Adrianna has a lot of ink including a huge tat on her hip. She starts out on her side with a cock in her mouth and another in her pussy. They do their best, but she is pretty much a stationary prick cushion who gets pumped in her ass with all the energy of a girl doing her dishes. Even as they DP her, she isn’t giving us much beyond some nice ass shots. They end up blasting her hip and ankle. This isn’t a horrible scene, but the others are much better so this might have been best left buried in the middle of the flick.
Joanna Angle has made a pretty hot little movie here. It has a very specific fetish bend of course, but she doesn’t let that totally dominate the action. All of the girls have tats of course, so if you aren’t into these women at all you might want to give it a pass. If you do, you will be missing out though. There is some very hot sex here. The last scene left me a little cold, but the rest are pretty great. I enjoyed Joanna’s opening and actually would have loved to have seen more of her throughout the action. The music is good and I like the decision to cut it off before the sex so we can enjoy the sounds of the action. It is well edited, nicely paced (A bit more tease might have been with a couple of these women) and solid in terms of stroke factor. It has an edge to it without losing the core audience and that makes it good across the board. Add a full grade if you happen to get off on “tattoo cum shots” but don’t overlook it if you’re not into ink. Come on guys, it’s a good stroke flick with pops on butts, shoulder and tummies. Nothing wrong with that.
