Teens Craving Cum
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
130 Mins.
Platinum X Pictures
www.ClubPlatinumX.com
DIRECTOR: Martin Del Toro
THEMES: Cum eating
CONDOMS: None
2006
3/06
STARS: Courtney Simpson, Denise K, Aubrey Addams, Vanessa Figueroa, Savannah Stern, Justin Magnum, Tony T, Trent Tesoro, Jay Lassiter, John Strong, Talon, Benjamin Brat & Sascha
Teens Craving CumREVIEW-
This movie is good news/bad news personified for me. Good news? It features Courtney Simpson who I can’t get enough of. Bad News? It’s directed by Martin Del Toro who has yet to put his name on a project that he hasn’t fucked up. Not to be too harsh on the man, but this is the guy who has chicks spit on his camera so he can shoot through the haze and calls that a signature move. Since porn in a visual medium, doing something that makes it impossible to see kind of defeats the purpose. Perhaps I should shoot a line of videos with the lens cap on. How’s that a signature move? I am hoping that he has learned his lesson and will just shoot the hot cast he has without trying to get too cute. If he fucks up Courtney Simpson I might just have to firebomb the factory that makes camera shields to save us all from the pain.
Aubrey stumbles down the street, barely able to articulate her need for cum. This cute little set up is smashed the second Ben Brat takes her into his house and turns her over to his Pfizerection friends. As if that weren’t bad enough, Del Toro decides that he needs to start asking her questions. The guys shove their Readi-wood to the back of her throat with all the joy of men marching to the gas chamber and even shove flowers into her mouth. Way to fuck up a mini-blow bang. The harsh light coming in through the window doesn’t help matters, but Aubrey is hot enough to salvage the scene. Her body is great and the guys try to fuck her with something resembling energy. Since she needed cum, the guys do give her that, blasting her mouth with three good loads.
Savannah Stern is the next cum junkie to be found on the street. Like before, she is taken home where a bunch of guys have hard cocks just waiting for her. (Can we stop for a minute and ponder why a bunch of guys would be sitting around a house with their throbbing pricks out and not a chick in sight?) Savannah is frantic, but the camerawork is so horrible that we end staring at her foot and then Tony T’s ball sack for a long time. What the fuck is this guy doing, auditioning to run camera for Justin Slayer? The guys seem ready to rip her pussy apart with short stabbing strokes. Of course they also give her mouth the same treatment and that makes for some truly lame porn. If the camera would slow down for a few seconds we might get to enjoy the action, but it moves around so much that it is virtually pointless to even try. She holds her mouth open to take load after load. This scene is better, but it’s still kind of a waste of good female talent. It gets especially bad when she dumps it off of her shoot onto her face and then down onto the camera. Good freaking grief.
Vanessa looks like a zombie as she strolls the street jonesing for jizz. At least this time the dude who takes her home has to call his friends to come over. Tony T is the first to arrive so he gets a blowjob while the first guy has her bouncing on his lap. Two cocks seems to be all Vanessa needs and when Del Toro decides to stop moving the camera long enough, we actually get to enjoy some pretty good fucking. They feed her what she needs and Vanessa holds her mouth open with a double fish hook. To say she looks miserable would be an understatement. I’m sure that will be an added bonus for some people though.
Denise is really funny on the street as she is taken home by John Strong and Tony. Once she is there though, the laugher stops and the horrendous wood-kill begins. We alternate from the uber-quagging to the re-ignition of the car sound. I don’t care how cute a girl is, shit like this has got to go. Fucking normally puts an end to this, but not this time around. With one guy pounding away on her pussy she is still gack, gack, gacking her way right into the fucking garbage heap. I was expecting this kind of action from the whole movie, but this is absolutely the worst example of meat grinder porn we’ve seen so far. (From this DVD at least.) I just really can’t imagine who is going to watch something that sounds this bad and ends with guys screaming at the girl to fish hook herself.
The only good thing about sitting through that crappy scene is the fact that we finally get to see Courtney. She looks amazing as she stumbles up to John’s door in her little denim skirt. As soon as the guys realize that this beautiful blonde needs cum, they start shoving dicks to the back of her throat. This should be great, but Sascha grabs her head and decides to try to make her gag. You have to wonder if the current crop of porn directors watch porn or give half a shit about the guys who fork out cash to jerk off to their movies. You have a totally hot chick here who happens to give great head and instead you turn loose a meat puppet who rams his dick in there like he hates her for simply being a woman. There are some decent shots of her body as John fucks her tight pussy. As disappointed as I am in this scene, it is still a hundred times better than the last one. Tony joins the fun and that is never good for the quag-factor. The good news is that Courtney is a strong enough performer to make the action look great. They manage to work her flexibility into the action before feeding her big loads of hot cream.
Let’s go back to the good news/bad news theme. First the good news. This is the best Martin Del Toro movie I have ever seen. Bad news? It still kind of sucks. There isn’t a lot of the spitting on the lens stuff so that is a huge step in the right direction. I don’t want that to get lost in the mix here. On the other hand he is still shooting guys who fuck like scriped-up robots who don’t give a shit that they are fucking hot chicks. That kind of dispassionate hole stuffing kills what were pretty cute set ups. I know that there is an audience for rough sex, but this is paint by numbers crap that isn’t even interesting in a train wreck sort of way. Throw out the Courtney scene and you have some strokeable moments surrounded by a whole lot of the usual junk. After watching some movies with much worse camera work lately, I think there is still hope for Del Toro. He just has to decide if he is going to stroke stroker flicks or rough sex movies. Either way he is going to have to find a way to get his talent interested enough in each other to finish out a scene. Courtney’s finale gives us hope so let’s assume that Martin is moving in the right direction.
