Timeless (Penthouse)
109 Mins.
Penthouse
www.Penthouse.com
DIRECTOR: Kelly Holland
THEMES: Costumes, Soft Sex
CONDOMS: None Noted
2007
1/07
STARS: Neveah, Kelle Marie, Roxy Deville, Devon Lee, Vanessa Lane, Aurora Snow, Jay Lassister, Sascha, Marcus London & Reno
REVIEW-
We know going in that this is going to be a soft movie. It’s going to be pretty, mostly for couples and not the sort of thing that will make the raincoater top ten lists. It’s interesting that such a movie would be filled with a cast like this. There are some very hot gonzo girls working here. Aurora Snow is an amazing performer and about as nasty as you could ask a girl to be. Vanessa Lane just tore things up in a Jules Jordan movie. These aren’t the type of women you would expect to see in a softer flick. On the other hand, it may help bring some serious heat to the table. This movie is a story about a post-apocalyptic (or perhaps just pre) world where there seems to be no sexual release. It’s also the story of a watch. And the story of a girl writing in her diary. Aw come on, the watch is a prop in every scene and the girl writing is just giving us an excuse for costume changes. It allows us to see sex throughout the centuries. Hey, it might not be an award winning script, but as long as the girls are hot, we could still have some fun.
Vanessa Lane
The first fantasy time travel takes us back to jolly ole England. Even though it is the time of the Ripper, Vanessa isn’t afraid. She meets a handsome stranger and drops to her knees to open her pretty mouth. The black and white footage is beautifully shot though it certainly takes away from any stroke value we would usually get from watching this pretty girl go to town. She lifts her big dress up to let us see the action. Vanessa is a very acrobatic performer and she really uses her strong legs to pump him hard. We see her spread those legs wide and use some of her great flexibility along the way. Even the soft style can’t drain the heat totally and she spices things up a bit by taking a shot on her tongue. Jolly good I’d say.
Aurora Snow
Moving forward in time we watch a parasol-carrying Aurora Snow enjoying time in the sun with Reno. The scene has a cool old-film look to it. He gets her out of her big dress and explores her flesh with his probing fingers. The black and white footage really hurts the heat, but it will probably make this a scene with a lot more couples-appeal. Aurora is great with her mouth under any circumstances and certainly does a great job here. Her hands pump his prick into her inviting mouth, working him to full mast and getting him wet enough to slip easily into her pussy. Without the actual sound, the performers have to convey sexual energy entirely with their bodies and she definitely fucks him like she means it. The reverse cowgirl is great and she even lets him into her ass for a few seconds during standing doggy. Her facial shot really makes the scene hot at the end.
Devon Lee
Now it’s flapper time. Busty Devon has a taste of forbidden liquor and then is ready for some nasty behavior. Though this scene is in full color, it is still highly stylized. The lighting is interesting with a lot of glow on the performers. Her blond hair gives off quite a glare as she bobs her head up and down in his lap. As has been the case from the start, the costumes are quite authentic and they add a lot to the fantasy play of the scene. With the glow now coming from her skin, Devon bends over, shakes her ass a bit and lets him enter her pussy from behind. The guy pumps away for a while and then licks her from behind. Rolling her over, he has an easier path to her clit with his tongue. They finish in mish and she takes the load on her lower tummy.
Riley Shy
Riley’s man has been fighting the Nazis (or is on his way). She greets him at the bus station and their passions get the better of them. They never even leave the station. He just helps her out of her dress and lifts her into the back of the pickup. Luckily for Riley, her man is giving and goes down on her before making her do any work. He slips his cock right into her and we get some nice leg shots along the way. After a few strokes, they trade places and Riley gives him a loving blowjob. Round two of the sex kicks off with some standing doggy over the back of the truck. Chalk up some points for more leg footage and for a rather spirited round of boning. She turns around for a facial, but the guy ends up shooting most of it into his fist.
Roxy Deville
Roxy is a pin up model who is does more than pose. The outfit changes and photo shoot footage is really great tease. It certainly gets the photographer in the mood and Roxy doesn’t object. He helps her out of her clothes and goes to town on that pussy. This is another color scene with a bit of gloss to add some style. There is some pretty good sexual energy here. I just watched Roxy in something else and she was a bit of a sleepy fuck. No this time around though. She is quite vocal, pumps her hips to meet his thrusts and basically ready for anything. After the spirited fuck, she looks up and takes a shot right on her face. This is how we always picture photo sessions ending.
Neveah & Kelle Marie
It is finally time for our end of the world fuck. It comes down to Neveah and Kelle getting it on. Veggie sex at the apocalypse? Why not? With the sounds of gunfire and strife all around them, the two pretty girls forget their troubles and go for the lezbo action. If you like blondes eating each other, then you’ll get your fill here. There is a slight sense of desperation which certainly fits the end of the times setting that surrounds the girls. I just don’t think this really adds much to the movie other than yet another moody, stylized scene.
This is mostly a movie about costumes. Each scene has a different feel to it, but mostly it’s about changing the look and dresses. That certainly adds to the fantasy aspect of the movie as a whole. I was also quite impressed by the lighting. Different in every scene, it helps to create moods and adds to the beauty of the project. Sexually the movie isn’t bad. It’s not a raincoter flick so don’t even bother if you’re looking for that kind of action. It’s soft and pretty, but not without heat. Aurora and Vanessa are hot as usual. They both fuck like they mean it no matter how much you dress up the action. I like this as a movie for couples. It has a good cast, some nice costumes and a sense of fantasy. I would have enjoyed it more without some of the gloss, but that’s just my take. Some of you don’t like things quite so down and dirty. Rent this one to watch with your girlfriend or wife. It’s good for that and a whole lot hotter than the Playgirl stuff I’ve seen.