Memoirs of a Madame

MOVIE TYPE: Feature

115 Mins.

Sinsation

DIRECTOR: Dee & Shy Love

THEMES: Prostitutes

CONDOMS: None Noted

2007

3/07

STARS: Shy Love, Lindsey Meadows, Brad Hardy, Vanessa Lane, Scott Styles, Cassie Young, Mikey Butders

REVIEW-

I love the fact that Sinsation has put Dee behind the camera. I’m sure I’ve mentioned that a time or two, but it needs to be said over and over. She is an industry veteran with a great eye and a strong sense of sexuality. We explored that in an interview that will be published within the next week or so. Her sex scenes are always well shot with the audience in mind. That audience includes couples of course, but she doesn’t make the usual soft porn. The stories from Sinsation are simple, but always add a dimension to the sex. By creating simple characters and reasons for the sex, Dee (and this time co-director Shy Love) add to what many consider to be a key ingredient to porn, fantasy play. Porn is an escape so the fantasy aspect adds a great deal to movies like these. In this case specifically, the fantasy includes high class call girls, a powerful Madame and even a slight nod towards an X-rated “My Fair Lady.” Can Shy turn a common street hooker into a first class call girl? Come on. Can Dee talk dirty in Spanish? Of course she can and best of all, we get to watch.

Lindsey Meadows & Mikey Butders

The movie starts out with Lindsey and Mikey getting it on. It looks like they are in a hotel room and there appears to be the glow of soft neon coming in through the windows. I guess it would be safe to assume that she is a working girl taking care of a client in some quiet little place. She delivers a blowjob that is nicely shot, but is rather (intentionally I would imagine) flat. She does the same thing when it comes time to fuck. This cute girl goes through the motions, but she is doing it like a working girl who really is looking for something more. By the time he dumps his load on her tummy it is evident that her energy level is actually part of the plot.

Vanessa & Brad

Scott brings Lindsey in to be trained by Shy. The Madame is not exactly receptive, but agrees to give her a try. While those early introductions are going on. Vanessa Lane is eagerly downing Brad’s dong. It is always a treat to watch this pretty woman show off her skills. It is also fun to watch how far she can spread her legs when it’s time to have her pussy licked. To really drive us crazy she locks her ankles behind her head and lets him fuck that tight pussy. I honestly think that this is one of the hottest positions in the history of porn. The energy is good, the camera work is solid and Vanessa fucks like she really means it. Though it is impossible to really top that position, Vanessa doesn’t look too darn bad in cowgirl or reverse cowgirl either. She’s thin, but those strong legs and pretty face always make me want to hop in there and try her out first hand. This is a simple scene with great eye candy, a very hot woman and action that is both couples friendly and strokeable. They finish things off with a shot across her chest. Great scene from a highly underrated performer.

Lindsey and Shy Love & Scott Styles

Shy puts Lindsey to the test, warming things up with her and then bringing Scott in or the real audition. Though she may lack Shy’s polish, Lindsey knows how to get a guy off with her mouth. They pas the cock back and forth before Shy decides to take dick from behind. She lets Scott bang away while she eats the new girl. The girls trade positions and Lindsey’s pussy is apparently up to Shy’s high standards. Her muff diving skills must be pretty good as well because she earns herself a shot at the big time at some point during this three-way love fest. Shy shows more energy and tries to get her new girl to raise her game a bit. The girls share a big load on their tongues as kiss each other.

Lindsey, Vanessa & Cassie Young

After just a few weeks, Lindsey is given the chance to run things while the Madame is on vacation. She does a nice job, but also takes advantage of her position by fucking Vanessa and Cassie. The strap on puts Lindsey in charge and she has her two best girls working the fake dick like it’s the real thing. I’m not a huge fan of the girl on girl stuff and this is fairly average veggie action. The girls look good and that counts for something.

Shy Love & Scott Style

With her business in good hands, Shy is free to relax and enjoy Scott without having to share him. He gets a chance to her for a while. Like the scene with Vanessa earlier, this one feature solid lighting, simple camera shots and good energy. It also features enough slit licking to really get Shy up and running. She takes his cock into her mouth, giving a pretty good blowjob. It might seem hotter if not for the great looking fuck that follows. Shy shows off her long legs and great ass as she gets into doggy. More than just decoration, her ass is also good for some serious fun. To really show off the action, she climbs on top and gives us some great looking RCA. This is why Shy was the boss. She knows what men want and is able to give it to them with a smile on her face. They roll over and finish in spoon so that he can cream her fine cheeks. Nice way to end this movie.

There is a nice little story here, but I wish there was more. I’m not sure what else they could have done, but something in the middle might have been good. The sex scenes are good and everyone looks great so those basics are well covered. Lindsey’s first scene is flat on purpose so we can’t hold the lack of energy against her. She comes back for a strong threesome with Shy and then a little veggie action. Shy finishes the movie with a very hot anal scene proving that a Madame can find happiness and ass fucking in retirement. Throw in Vanessa Lane and her human pretzel impersonation and you have plenty of reasons to be happy about this flick. The dialog is simple and mostly well delivered, setting up the scenes nicely. For fantasy appeal, you get plenty of “hooker” play. If that’s you thing then these girls are worth every penny. I think I just figured out what this movie needed. It needed a sex scene from Dee herself to really push it over the top.