Blind Dates EXXXposed
Blind Dates EXXXposed
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MOVIE TYPE: Reality Porn
142 Mins.
Pink Visual
www.PinkVisual.com
DIRECTOR:
THEMES: Car Sex
CONDOMS: None Noted
2007
6/07
STARS: Holly, Kid, August, Tyler Wood, Aspen, Ethan, Destiny, Buster Goode, Alexia
REVIEW-
Ever wonder what happens on those reality TV dating shows? Yeah me either, but some people must. Pink Visual has done their own reality date movie and we all know how the evenings will end up. Even the worst blind dates lead to sex. If they didn’t we wouldn’t have much of a movie. Come to think of it…well no, let’s get to the action first. I don’t know if this is a comp or a collection, but some of the performers aren’t exactly on the active list these days. Any guy who can spend an evening with August is already lucky. When sex is the guaranteed end result, all the better.
Holly & Kid
Hey, a Kid Vegas sighting. Here he is, about to go on a blind date with unsuspecting Holly. She makes a big deal about wanting to wait for someone sexually so this should be interesting. The date goes horribly. Kid shows the kind of stunningly bad personality that always made his movies painful to watch. Holly responds with cold indifference and yet she goes into his place and starts making out with him. That odd transition is just about as cold as the actual sexual pairing. Holly goes from repulsed in the car to bored on her knees in no time. The washed out picture might hurt things if the sex were worth watching. In order to liven things up, Holly starts talking about being a “dirty whore” and raves about his “big cock.” I see, this is a comedy. OK, maybe it works on that level. The date ends well for Kid as he gets to fuck Holly and nut all over her pussy. The sad part is that we have to sit through it. (Well you don’t, you can skip forward.)
Aspen & Ethan
This date does a little better than the first, but Ethan isn’t exactly lighting up the world with his charm. They stop for ice cream and he points out that her nipples are hard. That doesn’t sit well at all and the date goes quickly south. They nearly have a melt down on the way home, but as soon as he gets back to her place, things look up for Ethan. A few strokes on the crotch of her panties and Aspen is ready to take out her big titties and feed him a helping of hot pussy. She gives a mediocre blowjob and then starts riding him. Aspen is soft in the middle, but has good energy. It is amazing how quickly her attitude has changed now that she is getting fucked by a hard dick. He pumps her hard in mish and leaves a nice load between her big tits.
Alexia & Kris
Rain puts a damper on this date so they head back to Kris’ place. There is no conflict this time. In fact there isn’t much of anything. Kris is pretty good with the ad lib set up, but Alexia really looks clueless. Even whey they start making out, she is seeking out the camera as if looking for direction. Without much energy here, we are stuck with whatever visual appeal the scene might offer. On that level Alexia is all right. She’s easy on the eyes and picks things up a bit by the time they get to reverse cowgirl. I like the doggy because she finally seems to be fucking back with as much energy as he is giving her. Things get better as the scene rolls on and he finally shoots on her face. It wasn’t great, but it had moments.
August & Tyler Wood
Tyler has been on the show before and doesn’t want a nice girl this time. He gets to date August who doesn’t fall for his direct approach. Her mood turns sour on the way home, but we know this is going to end well for him. They get all the way to her house and he pulls out his dick. Not a great move on a normal date, but it works here. August blows him in the back of the limo and is ready to invite him in after a taste of that meat. With more room to work she gives an even better blowjob inside. He eats her for a while and then she mounts his dick. This isn’t exactly a high energy August scene, but it beats most of the other action in this DVD. She shows off her ass in cowgirl and then cries out for him to fuck her harder from behind. She takes his load on her pretty face, closing things out perfectly.
Destiny & Buster Goode
Destiny seems to like Buster just fine until she finds out that he doesn’t have a job. He talks his way back in though and has her sucking his dick in the back of the van. Way to go Buster, score one of the unemployed guys out there. They get home and she continues to suck his dick. The blind date thing is really helpful here because at least there is a layer of fantasy go cover the complete lack of sexual energy. She rides his dick with short strokes and just doesn’t seem to be all that into what’s going on. This is just a forgettable scene that ends with a facial.
Most of the scenes in this collection are forgettable. The blind date set ups are cute and we even get some decent ad lib stuff. It makes the sex kind of fun in a fantasy appeal that makes up for the often lackluster sexual action. August does a nice job ending her date with a hot fuck. A few of the other girls are worth watching as well, but overall this one is bad more often than it’s good. It’s worth watching if you get turned on by chicks acting like bitches on a date and then giving in for mediocre sex on a couch later. Check it out if you want some laughs and to see the kind of fun reality porn Pink Visuals does best.
