House of Ass 6
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MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
120 Mins.
Tom Byron Pictures
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DIRECTOR: Tom Byron
THEMES:
CONDOMS: None
2007
6/07
STARS: August, Dana DeArmond, Eva Angelina, Haley Paige, Jada Fire,
House of Ass 6REVIEW-
A long, long time ago in a tiny home office not far from here, I started reviewing Tom Byron movies. Porn was very different then. Byron’s movies quickly became raincoater favorites. He shot great stuff for Elegant Angel, Extreme and eventually Evolution. Things have changed a lot in porn over the years, but Tom still bring the same sensibility to the table that he brought all those years ago. He shoots movies for guys who watch with their pants around their ankles. Solid camera work, hot girls, sexual energy and that’s’ really all it takes. This line of course gives us a nod to the backside, with great buns as far as the eye can see. It also features performers who are as hot as their asses. If Tom can’t deliver a great stroke movie with girls like August, Dana, Eva and Jada, then something is seriously wrong. On the flip side, we have Haley Paige. Nothing bad at all about her performances or appearance. The only down side is that her death is so recent that it feels just a tad creepy at this point. I don’t know why I feel that way, but I do. So if I’m less than enthusiastic about her scene, factor in just how raw this whole thing is.
Jada Fire
Tom breaks tradition by having sex with his co-host in the first scene rather than the last. First, last, it doesn’t matter. Jada is hot from head to toe and ready to rock our world. Tom gives her the slow motion tease treatment, showing off all of her hot parts. He gives her ass a little lick before turning the action over to Jada. I suppose more ass footage might have been nice, but how does one argue with the sight of this lovely woman with her talented lips and tongue working magic on a throbbing prick? Tom pulls her on top and has Jada pump her hips to fuck him. She looks so good in this position that we can forget for a moment that the word ass is in the title. (Don’t worry, that’s coming up.) After some cowgirl, Tom flips Jada over and goes between those dark cheeks for some hot anal action. The best action of this comes when she gets back into reverse, takes the dick up her ass and pulls her legs back for a perfect view of the penetration. Though this is perfect, they finish up in cowgirl to really show off her great ass. Jada holds her cheeks open and takes every inch he has. Jada works him off with her hand, staring into the camera as his cum shoots all over the place. Great opening scene.
August
Next up is hot assed August. She is always good for a booty scene or three. In this movie he gets only one chance to show us that ass and Tom makes sure that he gets an even closer look. She gives herself a closer look at his cock, sliding it into her mouth and pumping the throbbing shaft with both fists. This is simple jerk off porn folks. The camera shots are steady and the lighting is solid. August takes care of the rest. She gets into reverse cowgirl and shows off her long legs as she rides his big dick. Anal from August is a rare thing, but she shows us how she gets away with working so much without giving up the booty. Tom finishes her off, steps back and blasts that pretty face with his seed. This is great looking stroke sex from one of porn’s most underrated starlets.
Eva Angelina
Moving from one hot girl to the next Byron gives us Eva. He has the great booty and that semi-sweet look that just defies her strong sex scenes perfectly. Tom gets her comfortable, licks her pussy for a while and then turns it over to pretty Eva and her smiling face. She looks great and has fun during her scene. I don’t know how many of you agree, but I actually like it when there is some happiness and desire during a sex scene. He pulls her on top and makes sure to show off that hot ass as he pumps up into her pussy. With another great looking round of reverse cowgirl Byron builds up a huge load. He leaves it right on Eva’s pretty face and she laughs as she sucks out the last few drops. How much to we love straight ahead porn scene? A lot!
Haley Paige
OK this one is a little tough. The recent news of Haley’s death doe not change how hot she looks on camera, but I have to admit it make me feel a little creepy reviewing it right now. She shows the gentle ease with her partner that made her popular. The eye contact during her blowjob is great as well. Haley ha a bit smiles on her face when Tom puts her on her back. He fucks her hard enough to get those perfect tits moving and we get to really enjoy just how sexy she was. I would definitely enjoy this scene more if we weren’t still kind of in a news cycle that includes Haley’s death. The reverse cowgirl shots are really great and you can’t help but love those boobs. There are also nice ass shots. Look, I’ve always been a Haley fan and this is a very, very solid scene. I’m just not in a mood to jerk off to her so soon after all this bad news.
Dana DeArmond
Dana was supposed to be the co-host, but someone taped over the second angle of her scene intros. So we have to ‘settle’ for just seeing her fuck at the end of the movie. At the start of her scene, Dana drops her head into Tom’s lap and starts sucking. She is talented, but the shot that really caught my eye was the long angle with her leg draped across the screen. Love those legs. I know that this is an ass movie, but you really do have to love her whole package. Tom loves that package starting with the butt. As Dana gives herself a reach around anal finger fuck, he licks her pussy and finally does rimming for fun. After a blowjob that is sure to have everyone lusting after Dana’s mouth, she mounts his cock and shows off her butt during a hot cowgirl ride. After a few non-anal scenes, Tom gets back into the booty hunt by pumping Dana’s rump. Butt fans will get their full of her ample ass cheeks during cowgirl, but Dana looks even better facing the camera as Tom pumps deep into her colon. He fucks her hard and has her toes curling during the RCA. If you though that this movie was missing great anal action then stick around for the finale. They close things out with a great shot on her pretty face. Dana just makes every scene lately look easy.
This is classic Tom Byron. It is a simple stroke movie with a great looking cast and hot sex. The tease segments are nicely edited pieces that give us the chance to enjoy the women before they fuck. There isn’t a weak scene in the movie. Haley’s scene is a little creepy only because of her recent departure. Take that away and it’s a very strokeable fuck. August and Eva prove that you don’t have to have anal sex to give a bootilicious sex scene. They are both hot, lots of fun and great stroke fantasies. Speaking of stroke fantasies, just watch Jada turn it on. Dana finishes us off with a scene that does as much for leg fans as it does for ass fans. Tom Byron still has it folks. He knows how to make solid porn and gives us something we can all love with this movie.
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