Private: Private Poker



MOVIE TYPE: Feature

94 Mins.

Private

www.Private.com

DIRECTOR: Little Al

THEMES: Euro Babes

CONDOMS: None

2007

9/07

STARS: Judith Fox, Natalia Zebra, Jennifer Love, Regina Ice, Emili Doll, Lady May, Claudia Rossi, George Uhl, Joe Monti, Andrea Moranty, Ivan Dam, Oliver Sanchez, Nick Moreno,

REVIEW-

Poker is so huge that everyone is doing it, even porn companies. Thankfully this isn’t just a Private poker tournament. It is actually a murder mystery that revolves around a gambler and a high stakes game of poker. There are some great looking women in the cast, thought the IDs are pretty bad in this movie. It would be nice to know exactly who is who, but in most Private movies it doesn’t matter much. The girls are hot, the sex is usually just as hot. I would be tempted to say that the movie is probably as loaded as a full house or that it is flush with top notch talent but that would be too easy. Instead let’s just ‘straight’ to the action. (Collective groan.)

Horrible cast IDs really mess things up. (The woman is Claudia Rossi, but better ID’s really would help.) We start with two people in a car. They are on the side of the road in broad daylight, but don’t let that slow them down a bit. I love the way they are half in and half out of the car for part of this scene. Whoever the girl is, she’s cute, brunette and wearing glasses as she bobs on his knob. They get outside of the car and she keeps sucking for a while. He pulls her jeans down slowly and licks her from behind as she bends over the car. She gets back on her knees for a little face fucking just to make sure his dick is wet enough to go deep into her pussy. Right there behind the car she slips her ass over his dick and gets going with some fierce anal action. Apparently they aren’t at all worried about the dirt because they just get right down there on the ground and keep up that ass fucking. He finishes her off on the hood of the car with a quick round of vag and a shot on her pussy.

Our horny cops are investigating a murder and naturally their witnesses all have lusty tales to tell. The first revolves around a kidnapped guy in the trunk and two chicks who want to fuck the kidnappers by the side of the road. I guess the dude in the trunk won’t mind. Side by side sex with uncredited Eruo-babes is not a bad way to spend fifteen minutes. There is some nice side by side fucking on a blanket in front of the car. Both girls look pretty damn good and aren’t afraid to take more than one dick at a time. No one shoots scenes like this as well as Private. It is well paced and ends with a couple of well shot facials.

We finally get to the poker part of the movie when the cops interview a professional gambler. Before he can head off to work, his girl (Jennifer Love) wants to find a way to make him stay. Hey, a hot blonde willing to give up any hole is bound to make a guy at least pause. He pulls her on top of his cock quickly, bypassing her mouth this time around. She is good on top, pumping her pussy up and down on his cock and doing most of the work for a while. Taking her from behind, he quickly decides to work his meat into her asshole. The anal is enthusiastic and really well shot. This hot blonde is fine with dick in her ass and drains his balls with her mouth.

Before the poker game can begin, we get another car sex scene. This time a pretty brunette is going balls-deep on her man with ease. She is easily the best cock sucker of the movie and even uses her tits for some extra fun. They stand next to the car for some standing action. Even her ass is in play during this early fucking. He moves her into the back of the car where he can more easily work that butthole in doggy. Moving back outside, she gets on her knees and lets him shoot all over her face. Very hot scene this time.

The only woman at the poker game is a pretty Asian girl (Lady May) who doesn’t win, but ends up getting fucked on the table. She spreads out and lets one fuck her pussy while she sucks and strokes the other two with her hands and mouth. The lighting is interesting here. It’s good from a technical standpoint, adding a lot of mood the movie. On the other hand, it keeps much of the action in shadow and that is never a good thing. This little hottie takes it in the ass and the mouth and gets covered in sperm as she flicks her tongue searching for something to taste.

The mystery is solved thanks to a letter from the poker player’s wife. She did the killing and she took the money and she’s running off with a chick to boot. Did I give away too much? We close the movie with a blonde/brunette veggie fest that isn’t nearly as hot as some of the other scenes in the movie. At least the lighting is great. Outdoors with no one to bother them, these Euro-babes can suck pussy, lick clit and finger each other all day long. They also bring out a glass toy for a bit of fun near the end.

There are some great scenes in this movie. It has a decent little story as well. I know that isn’t always the focus of a flick, but if they can give us something worth watching between scenes, all the better. I still don’t know if I like these movies that end with a girl on girl scene. They just feel anti-climactic to me. Especially after the mini-bang with Lady May. Even though that scene was a little dark, it was still a lot of fun to watch. I like a lot of the outdoor action. The car stuff is particularly hot and quite worth watching. If you are a fan of Private movies, Euro babes and really good sex then you are in for a treat with this movie.