Aussie Fuck Fest: Canberra
www.Hustler.com
MOVIE TYPE: Gonzo
63 Mins.
Hustler/Tight Candy
www.Hustler.com
DIRECTOR: Mr. Nasty
THEMES: Aussie Girls, Strip clubs
CONDOMS: None
2007
8/07
STARS: Jenna Taylia, Xena Star, Lolly Pop, Alba Divine, Lucy Lovelay, Lara James
REVIEW-
When I saw this flick in the review stack I was pretty excited. We can never get enough hot chicks from down under. I don’t know if it is the accents or their sexual energy, but Aussie chicks are just hot. So Hustler has these guys down there on a sex fest to bring some of that energy back to us in the States. I’d love to say that it was worth the time to watch it, but I’m afraid these guys were a little too loose with the “filmmaking aspects” of their erotic journey. Perhaps these guys should sit down and watch some of the old Anabolic World Sex Tour movies or give some of the best Shane’s World stuff a look.
Lucy Lovelay
I think this is kind of a BangBus set up. Some America guys want Aussie chicks and they hit up Lucy. She says no, then says yes and two seconds later she is sucking dick as they roll down the road. There is a lot of shouting and very little action. They stop in the middle and pick up another girl. We get some more BJ footage, but nothing really ever feels like a scene. It’s just random footage that isn’t all that hot.
Jenna Taylia & Alba Devine
The guys stop in a strip clip where these naughty girls put on a very special show. The camerawork is spotty to say the least. There is something raw and hot, but I really hope things are going to get better soon. The action does get technically better when the girls get off stage and fuck on a couch. I’m not even sure these are the same girls. To call this a mess would really be way too kind at this point. The strap on sex is pretty hot, but the camera just can’t seem to stay focused.
Xena Star
Now we cut to Xena who is hungrily sucking cock and doing her best to prove that Aussie girls know how to do it down under. After a few strokes in her pussy, the guy shoots a load on her face.
Lara James/Orgy
Lara is off in a corner somewhere. She looks quite a bit like a tranny and has as super thick accent. That comes into play as she talks dirty. The guys have a rubber fist that they are working into her pussy. No one seems to be having much of a good time here. The guys look like they want to punish her and she sounds like Super Nanny on a bender. We cut from there Jenna who is probably the one girl in this movie that I’m kind of digging. She’s got tons of ink, but there is something about her that makes me want to hop on a plane. With some anal sex thrown into the mix, she is worth watching. Too bad the lighting and camerawork are for shit. At one point the two girls are face to face digging each other while a guy fucks Jenna from behind. The shared facial is good.
More Jenna
This girl is all wound up and heads up to a hotel room to bone a guy she knows. With similarly bad camerawork we watch as she rides this guy pretty hard. Things are actually pretty decent during this point of the movie. You’ll probably want to strangle the camera guy for moving around so much, but at least we get something strokeable here. She is quite a hot little thing who enjoys having her hair pulled during doggy. He finally shoots all over her face.
Lolly Pop & Xena & Guy
Lolly and Xena give one lucky guy a double dose of Aussie love. This is classic amateur hotel porn. The girls are fresh and fuck like they are having fun. The camera is rarely in one place for very long and the overall appeal is based solely on the idea that these are just fun loving folks having a great time. On that level it works. By the time Jenna pops out of the shower, the whole looks ready to explode into a full fledged orgy which it pretty much does. There is some girl on girl ass licking in the mix here. No question, these Aussie chicks know how to party. With three girls and a couple of guys all sharing one bed, things get very crowded. They end up with some decent popshots at the end of this frantic final fuck.
Wow, was this a huge disappointment. I was hoping to see some fun gonzo adventures featuring hot Aussie girls. OK, so we get that, sort of. But the camerawork is horrible, the girls are mostly average and the whole thing looks like something you might find in a friend’s drawer. Something he and his buddies shot during a drunken vacation. Some of the scenes don’t have pops, others cut back and forth between action. They use existing lighting that is often painfully insufficient and the camera never seems to stay in one place long enough. Any charm that the women may have is buried under this technical trash heap thus draining virtually all of the heat from the action. I’d still love to see some hot Aussie girls in hot gonzo action, but we’ll have to wait for another movie for that.
