1 Night In Jail

MOVIE TYPE: Feature

124 Mins.

Adam & Eve

www.AdamEve.com

DIRECTOR: Chatsworth Bob

THEMES: Celebrity Sluts, Jail House Sex

CONDOMS: None

2008

10/07

STARS: Aurora Snow, Jessica Valentino, Rebeca Linares, Faye Runaway, Maya Mills, Evan Stone, Lee Stone, Mark Ashley, Mario Rossi & Timbleezee

REVIEW-

It seems like everyone is doing a Paris Hilton movie these days. I guess she is giving us plenty of strokeable fantasy material with her crazy antics. Aurora Snow plays the famous celebuslut. This isn’t her first time playing Paris. She played the same role in Spunk’d The Movie and was pretty funny. Speaking of funny, this movie is more than a celebrity stroke flick. It is a comedy with pop up text that is a whole lot funnier than most of the dialog. They poke fun at the movie itself, the performances and the real people being lampooned. With Aurora anchoring the sex and Rebeca Linares backing her up, things should be fine sexually. The big question is can Aurora fuck better than Paris. Anyone who doubts that clearly hasn’t been watching Ms. Snow and didn’t sit through Paris’ “I’m too pretty for this” act in One Night in Paris.

Faye Runaway & Mark Ashley

I don’t what aspect of this scene makes me laugh the most. The rolling text that tells us the story while simultaneously mocking the movie, the cute celebri-slut dialog or Mark Ashley’s hilarious mustache. He pulls over Penis Holdin and her cute friend just feet from her home. Faye plays the friend and she takes the cop inside to try and get him, and hopefully her friend, off. This skinny little blonde is super cute and has that innocent look going until she takes her clothes off. Then the giant stars tattooed on her shoulders and the full-length leg art kind of ruin that look. Faye squats and sucks the cop’s big cock, working it with her hands while daintily holding her pinkie out like a proper lady. The blowjob is pretty good, they play around with a fake nightstick and then Mark just uses his own hefty pole to fill her young, shaved slit. When he rolls her over we get a shot of those lace-up tats that run the full length of Faye’s legs. That’s some serious body art. This is a pretty basic sex scene once they get down to it. Faye is cute enough and gets the living shit pounded out of her in cowgirl. Mark rams his dick up in there while slapping her little butt. They finish up with a big load all over her face and tits.

Rebeca Linares & Lee Stone

Despite Faye’s efforts, Penis ends up in jail. In the next cell is Rebeca Linares who apparently has Tourette’s Syndrome. When the guard comes in to try shut her up things get crazy. If you don’t laugh at her barely intelligible rants then there is something wrong with you. Try counting the “fucking bitch” lines and if you can really handle your alcohol turn it into a drinking game. She pulls the guard into her cell and finds something to do with his long cock. Rebeca is never a dull fuck and really looks good squatting on Lee’s dick here. She pounds all the way down and shows off her perky tits and shaved pussy. We all know her for her ass, so Rebeca makes sure to arch her back during cowgirl and show off those great buns while she rides him. They finish up with an enthusiastic facials. No shock here. Rebeca is one of the hottest babes in all of porn.

Aurora Snow & Evan Stone

OK this is a little strange Evan Stone seems to be playing a big German woman who brings food to Penis in her cell. He’s also got his cock between some bread and calls it a sandwich. Aurora goes right after it, turning into the sort of super slut we all love. She has fun with his balls, dropping them onto her face and savoring for a while. It has been some time since we’ve seen Aurora really cut loose in a scene so this is pretty hot. She works both hands on the long shaft and even tries tit fucking. (Calling her rack baby titties which is pretty funny.) The dirty talk in general is pretty funny and I have to admit that there is something hot about hearing her say that she’s “a stupid spoiled little whore.” Hot indeed. Evan works his cock from between her tits down to her pussy where it fits quite nicely. He works his thumb on her clit and she just keeps up the dirty like while he nails her on the toilet. They work up a sweat quickly as Aurora does most of the work in reverse cowgirl. The mattress in the middle of the room is perfect for some hot squat fucking. Every once in a while she gets off of his dick and shoves it to the back of hr throat, proving that she is more willing to be nasty than the stupid spoiled whore of a celebrity she is playing could ever hope to be. This is a very energetic scene from start to finish and even without anal it reminds us why we love Aurora so much. She’s cute, hot as hell and fucks like she really can’t wait to feel the dick explode. Making sure he keeps her well fed, Evan busts a nut on a spoon and in her mouth. Aurora licks the spoon clean and gives us the best reason yet to jerk off like crazy to this movie.

Aurora Snow & Jessica Valentino

Penis gets assigned to house arrest so she can visit with her friend Dickhole Ritchie (Valentino) The two exchange inane banter for a while about making a sex tape or something. Bottom like, they fuck. (Of course they fuck ass bag, this is a porn.) Jessica dives down first, eating Aurora‘s little pussy like a seasoned labe lapper. As before Aurora breaks out with some pretty naughty talk as her slit creams all over her friend’s tongue and fingers. Getting into 69, Dickhole finds a way to shut Penis up. Keep her mouth busy on other things. They look a little bored for a while, but perk up when the toys come out. Aurora does Jessica with a slim glass dildo and delights in making her lick it clean after the naughty brunette cums all over it. In return, Jessica uses some soft of an odd statue/candlestick/trophy on Aurora‘s pussy. It is shaped right and appears to hit all the right spots because Ms. Snow goes nuts for it.

Maya Hills & Mario Rossi .

In a scene that is totally unrelated and hilarious only because of the text leading up to it. Maya Hills gets busy. She is a friend brought in to help make a sex tape in the “ghetto” to help people. We really don’t need much of an excuse to watch Maya in a hot POV blowjob. There is something really sexy about this woman and she’s worth sticking around for. She plays to the camera well and jerks hi off while she talks directly to us. The hot POV action continues and gets really great when she turns around for reverse cowgirl. Maya backs her ass up and spreads the cheeks wide open. She isn’t going to give up that hole, but she’s working pretty hard and we have to appreciate that. The doggy gives us some nice shots of her lips pulling on his cock with every stroke. They finish with cowgirl as Maya jerks him off wit her pussy and then sucks a load out all over her face. Smile for the camera and be proud of a job well done.

The bonus material features a pretty funny BTS reel. The outtakes are great, but you may get sick of hearing the same damn song over and over. There is also a bonus scene featuring Lauren Phoenix & Randy Spears from “At Your Service.” That’s enough to add some value to the DVD.

This is a fun movie with lots of laughs and some good sex scenes as well. Aurora is the star sexually and provides a number of laughs as well. She is the perfect mix of spoiled brat and total slut. Her scene with Evan is fantastic and the dirty talk she pulls out might make you laugh hard enough to distract from your stroking. Rebeca is even funnier with the talk and she really breaks out her A-game behind bars. If you like to laugh, find celebrity sluts appealing and want to watch Aurora, Rebeca and Faye fucked senseless then give this one a try. It is a worthwhile sex comedy with solid scenes.