Not Another Porn Movie

MOVIE TYPE: Feature

154 Mins.

Adam & Eve/Independent Adult Cinema

www.AdamEve.com

DIRECTOR: Joanna Angel

THEMES: Comedy, Porn Movies,

CONDOMS: None

2008

12/07

STARS: Joanna Angel, Pixie Pearl, Jade Jolie, January Darling, Tommy Pistol & James Deen.

REVIEW-

Joanna Angel makes movies that are fun to watch. I know she gets lumped in with the whole “alt” crowd, but that is probably unfair. There is always a great sense of humor in Joanna’s movies. Instead of coming off some frustrated art school dropout, she ends up looking like a witty, smart pornographer who dances to her own beat without losing sight of the fact that her audience is tuning in for porn. This project seems right up her alley. It’s your basic porn spoof with the look and feel of a mainstream spoof. (Right down to the title and box cover.) To give us some laughs and take us from scene to scene, she breaks out every porn cliché in the book. We get pizza boy sex, cable guy sex, naughty nurses, slutty secretaries and dialog so bad it could only come from the pen of a porn script writer. Along the way Joanna is going to have to make sure that the girls deliver the sexual heat. They may have the alt-look, but if they perform like disinterested zombies then all the laugher in the world won’t help.

Tommy Pistol & Pinkie Lee

When Pinkie orders a pizza in her lingerie, Tommy shows up with his sausage to feed her hunger. The dialog is intentionally (cringe, here it comes) extra cheesy and that’s just the way it should be. Pinkie looks a little bit like a blonde Joanna, but doesn’t have the same spark in front of the camera. The camerawork is shaky and that kind of fucks up the sex from time to time. There are other interruptions that are pretty funny though. The band playing cheesy music in the corner and of course shots of the crew ‘accidentally’ left in. Tommy bends her over on the couch and gives her a pretty solid railing. Even with some of the comedic elements working against the sex, this isn’t a bad stroke scene. The biggest problem is that the scene goes on so long. With all the giggles along the way, it ends up feeling longer than it is and Pinkie just doesn’t have the energy to pull this off. They finish up with some hard doggy and a shot on her face.

Pixie Pearl & James Deen

Tommy is late again for the next shoot and Joanna is climbing the walls. Pixie Pearl plays the obnoxious porn girl who has other places to be. James fills in nicely. The dialog here would be even funnier if it weren’t frighteningly accurate. Pixie warms up quickly and goes into full gag porn girl mode. They go straight for the ass and the leggy brunette takes a pretty fair poke in the pooper. Like the first scene, this one runs out of steam and appeal long before the scene itself comes to a climax. The long anal has some nice leg shots and ends with nut all over her shaved box. Apparently it doesn’t matte to Pixie who lays her cable.

January Darling & Joanna Angel

After a hard day on the set, the director needs some “me” time with her slutty secretary January. A little girl on girl action may be just what this movie needs. The naturally busty secretary knows just how to make her boss feel good and Joanna attacks the pussy with her usual enthusiasm. There is some intense finger play as January works her digits and her tongue deep inside of Joanna. Her ass also gets stuffed by toys. Fans of tattooed chicks who dig other chicks are going to have fun watching these two babes go nuts on one another. Joanna calls Tommy in at the end to join them, but he just busts a nut all over her tits.

Jade Jolie & Tommy Pistol

Let’s see, what haven’t we seen. Oh yeah, a naughty nurse. Jade plays the nurse and she fits in with the rest of the cast really well. With pink hair and hoof print tattoos up her back, she is quite the alt-girl. She’s also a pretty hot fuck who plays nurse really well. By now the camerawork has settled in. They are worried less about making us laugh and focus more on the sex. That doesn’t stop them from having the crew step in to fix something in the middle of some intense doggy. Like the other scenes in this movie, this one outlives its energy. Normally I complain that feature sex scenes are too short, but this time around we have the opposite problem. They finally put an end to the scene with a big load on her face.

Joanna Angel & James Deen

A long day gets longer when Joanna needs to have her car towed. James shows up and they decide that he’s better at fucking than actually working. Even with a serious case of the quags, Joanna is by far the hottest girl in the movie so her extended blowjob scene is a very nice addition to the sexual heat. James bends her over and works every inch into her pussy from behind. Joanna looks great and fucks like means it. Her mouth stays busy in between positions and she shows that she can take a lot down her throat. She is more appealing on just about every level than the other girls in the movie and is well worth sticking around for. This scene never feels too long and gives us some great energy from start to finish. They finish with a popshot that is half on her face and half on the hood of her car.

Bonus features include an extensive BTS collection. 20 Questions with the cast, Jack & JoJo Show, The Tazer Show, previews and a bonus scene with Joanna. She and Mr. Marcus hook up for some anal sex from Tristan Taramino’s House of Ass.

This is a really solid sex comedy. The dialog is funny, the parody is dead on and it will be great to throw on at a party. Sexually it has some rough spots, but is mostly solid. Oddly enough the scenes run a little long. How often do we say that about a feature? This time around Joanna makes sure that every scene has plenty of footage. Most of the girls just can’t keep up the energy for this long though. They aren’t unappealing, but this isn’t a star studded cast by any stretch of the imagination. Joanna is by far the hottest woman in the cast. In this way, it will hit home with the alt-porn crowd. I didn’t dislike any of the women in this movie. Their look is fresh and the ink is kind of interesting. They just don’t quite have the energy to sustain the really long scenes. Joanna does though. Her two scenes are pretty fantastic. Maybe she needs to run an alt-porn boot camp to teach these girls how to keep their individuality and still turn in a hot porn scene.