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MOVIE TYPE:

108 Mins.

Adam & Eve

www.AdamEve.com

DIRECTOR: James Avalon

THEMES: Slow Motion Sex

CONDOMS:

2008

5/07

STARS: Ava Rose, Lindsey Meadows, Paolo Rey, Faith Leone, Kissy Kapri, Marco Banderas, Marcus London, Derrick Pierce, Alan Stafford,

REVIEW-

James Avalon did some very arty movies for Metro a while back. Then he ended up a Red Light District where he came through with a couple of great stroke flicks. Now he’s shooting for Adam & Eve and returning to his roots. That means a lot of soft focus and softer sex. That isn’t my favorite genre of movie, but some of them can be fun. Lots of good eye candy is always nice, but without good sex it turns stale quickly. Hopefully we will get some good sex this time. The cast is pretty hot. Adam & Eve contract girl Ava Rose is always worth a look. She is joined by Kissy Kapri who is a nasty little babe. Throw in seldom used Paulo Rey and underrated cutie Faith Leone and you have a cast that is definitely pretty enough. The problem isn’t with them, but with the overall style of the movie. More on that as we go.

Kissy Kapri & Marcus London

Pretty blonde Kissy comes waltzing in wearing white lingerie while Marcus plays the piano. She changes from white to black stockings which I suppose tells us that she is about to get naughty. He helps her out of the clothes, licks one of her nipples and then just slips right into her pussy. This is unbelievably dull action. As he bends her over we can enjoy some nice leg shots, but this is just sleepy to the point of making me wonder if anyone will be able to finish this movie. There is some anal and some nice tongue flicking when she goes back to finish him off with her mouth. The slow motion popshot ends a perfectly boring scene in a perfectly boring manner.

Ava Rose & Alan Stafford

Hey let’s add some arty black and white to the slow motion and soft focus. Seriously, if I nod off will someone please wake me in time to write a wrap up. Ava is a lovely girl, but there is little any performer can do when everything looks like a softcore porn perfume add with music that should be used to soothe anxiety in the dentist’s chair. To make matters worse, the camera moves from her face during the blowjob to a shot up her body and between her tits. I suppose we could say that it is supposed to be artistic, but that would be far too kind. It was stupid, lazy and pointless. The color comes back, that doesn’t really improve the heat. Poor Ava just looks pained as she takes a load on the face. Her expression kind of sums up how I feel watching this scene. At least I don’t need a baby wipe though.

Paulo Rey & Derrick Pierce

I don’t care how boring the scene is, Paulo Rey is always worth watching. She puts on her stockings and shows off a body that is as beautiful as her face. As much as I love watching Paulo suck dick, this is just another dreadfully boring scene. The blowjob ends and they start fucking. The soft focus, the music, all of it. It’s just really bad. He cums on her ass, but this is just impossible to watch. It isn’t just bad because of the style. There are movies shot this way that are worth watching, this just isn’t one of them.

Lindsey Meadows & Van Damage

Lindsey shows off her panties, but sadly they are the sexiest thing about her scene. Van helps her out of them and then helps himself into that inviting pussy. I can’t say I hated this whole scene. She does some nice two handed stroking and we actually get to see her fucked at full speed. Still, it’s too little too late.

Ava Rose & Faith Leon and Marco Banderas

This scene has one thing going for it. Good looking stars. After that it’s the same old mess. Ava and Faith dance for Marco, shaking their asses in slow motion. If you’re looking for a reason to stay awake for this movie, then Faith taking it in doggy while Ava rubs her clit might do it for you. I have always been a fan of this woman and she looks great here. He shoots all over Ava’s tits which makes me really happy because the movie is finally over.

Sexually the Roxy Deville bonus scene is better than anything offered in the movie so you might want to check it out just to watch her go.

Believe it or not the last few scenes of this movie are the best. That isn’t saying much. Not at all. They are forgettable efforts to say the least and just a little less sleepy than the rest. It is a waste of talent, an odd mix and just completely without sexual heat. The slow motion format is never good, but this is worse than most. It just never gets going. It is boring, sexually cold and not even remotely interesting. Avoid this movie, it’s just a waste of time and energy.