Tera Goes Gonzo
Tera Goes GonzoMOVIE TYPE: All Sex
100 Mins.
Teravision
www.TeraPatrick.comTHEMES: Spyder Jonez
CONDOMS:
2008
6/08
STARS: Tera Patrick, Stefani Morgan, Kellemarie, Daisy Marie, Roxy DeVille, Jack Lawrence, Nick Jacobs & Spyder Jonez
REVIEW-
Tera Patrick was a star long before she was a contract girl. Some of you may not remember it, but she was the girl all of the strokers were talking about. She returns to her roots a bit in this movie. Tera Goes Gonzo isn’t exactly gonzo sex, but it is a movie with little set up or script to get in the way. It does however let it style and attempt to be clever get in the way. The first two scenes feature Tera in solo action and then as part of a three-way veggie scene. Both scenes feature Ed Powers in the shots as they try to pull out and show us how gonzo they are. We have seen this trick before and it isn’t that great even when done by better directors. All that happens is we end up with subpar footage and fans are robbed of two chances to see more of Tera. From there things get a little better. Spyder fucks Daisy and she is always worth watching. Roxy shows up in an eye candy scene that is decent, but totally out of place in this movie. The two best scenes feature Tera without Ed in the way. Her POV BJ with Spyder is good, very good. On her best day Tera will never be confused with Hillary Scott or Mika Tan when it comes to cock sucking, but there are few women in porn who can pull off this kind of fantasy eye candy scene. The same goes for her finale with Jack Lawrence. She works his big dick with her hands mouth and pussy giving the fans exactly what they paid to see. If the rest of the movie were as good as these two scenes then we would have a must see. Instead we have a must see for Tera fans who want to see her fuck and suck. It’s good once you get past the Ed stuff, but could have been so much better.
The movie starts with a long rambling explanation of what “gonzo” is. It’s as inaccurate as calling Ed Powers a “gonzo pioneer” but hey, we can excuse them if they get to Tera quickly.
Tera (Solo)
Ed creeps up on Tera as she walks down the street in a plaid skirt. He talks her into doing a solo scene. The good news is that he talked her into it. The bad news is that we have to listen to Ed talk through the whole thing. Even more distracting than his presence is the fact that her pool table tease is shot with two cameras. Ed’s has that annoying “see we shot this with a camcorder” frame around it. The other is an oddly placed stationary camera that never really shows us much. It just makes the whole thing odd and kind of lame. Tera makes it work, using a glass dildo to get herself off, but the way the film is shot and Ed’s overbearing chatter robs us of way too much heat. (Plus the audio is off and that makes it really annoying.)
Tera Patrick, Stefani Morgan & Kellemarie
For a second straight scene we get to watch the action with director Ed Powers in the shot. So instead of talking about how hot the girls are, we are stuck wondering why anyone would want to see Ed instead of three chicks getting it on. Ponder that for a while because like it or not, he’s right there in the way. The interview is painfully long and again shot through Ed’s camera and from an odd side angle that makes the whole thing feel like we’re watching a BTS reel. Things do get better, but they are so boring for so long that some of you might nod off waiting for Tera to get her tongue into one of these lovely ladies. If you can stick around that long Tera does talk dirty while being fucked by a dildo from behind. There are some good moments here, mostly thanks to Tera and some toy play. If you stick around long enough to see the beautiful brunette spread herself wide open while the blondes fuck her then you will be rewarded.
Daisy Marie & Spyder Jonez
Jeremy and Powers are gone for the next scene Spyder snaps his fingers and Daisy appears. Without a word she starts sucking his dick. The blowjob is good, but painfully short and is followed up by Daisy (Pre boob job by the way) fucking in reverse cowgirl. The camera is shooting the action from a cock-eyed angle for some reason, but the energy is decent and the addition by subtraction (Of Powers) makes it feel a lot smoother. We don’t see much of Daisy’s face until she turns around takes a shot in the mouth and then lets his cum run down her body. Now we just need to see Tera without someone getting in the way.
Tera gives us some really good tease in the pool. (So much better than listening to Ed talk) and then delivers a hot POV BJ at the edge of the water. She talks to the camera, pumps the dick with both hands and shows us exactly what we tuned in to see. It took an hour, but we finally have something worth while. There is a reason we want to see Tera going gonzo and staring at her big tits and beautiful face you can see why. She pumps the cum right out of the dick and then swims off.
Roxy DeVille & Nick Jacobs
Shifting gears again we get Roxy in stockings with some soft music in the background. No more gonzo, this is eye candy porn. Roxy is always worth watching and gives good head so this isn’t a total loss. However, it isn’t Tera and after the last scene, the phrase “one step forward, two steps back” seems to apply. Roxy fucks against a slightly washed out white background, riding dick and then sucking until the guy explodes on her face. It is a thoroughly average scene that is really only worth watching because she is so hot and because she licks the cum off of her fingers at the end.
Tera Patrick & Jack Lawrence
Tera in a bikini, Jack in a cop uniform. You know what happens next. He shows up looking for a permit and finds her in her stripperlicious best outfit. The camerawork is shaky and the sound is really bad during the build up, but the payoff is perfect. Tera looks amazing in this outfit and gets to shows off her best with Jack. Talking to the camera, Tera keeps us in the loop while Jack licks her tight little box. Down on her knees she takes his big dick and slides her lips down the shaft. This should be the highlight of the movie but it is over way too quickly. (Good thing we had that long POV BJ before.) Jack puts her on the bed and fucks her pussy just hard enough to get those big boobs bouncing a little bit. Her energy is pretty good and there are some monster tight shots along the way. As Tera rides in cowgirl we get some really good ass shots and that isn’t something she gives us too often. Good work here even with some slightly shaky camerawork. Back on her knees she talks dirty until Jack sprays all over her mouth, even catching her by surprise with the first shot. Not her best scene ever, but totally worth the wait in this movie.
Bonus: BTS, Ron Jeremy’s Definition of Gonzo, Evan Stone’s Definition of Gonzo, Photo Gallery. Trailers
