MARY CAREY “CALL GIRL”
Kick Ass Contract Star Invades Your Phone
Los Angeles- As if you couldn’t get enough Mary Carey now you can have her answer your phone. The voices of Mary Carey, Robin Byrd, and the equally irrepressible Ron “Hedgehog” Jeremy will soon be available for download to your mobile phone. Mary Carey recorded greetings, voice mail announcements and a few other verbal notifications that will be available on several, yet to be determined carriers, yesterday for InfoSpace. InfoSpace is the largest content provider of screen savers, ring tones and many other bells and whistles for your cell phone.
“If there’s one thing I like more than fucking, it’s talking on the phone,” said the abnormally verbose Carey. “Now you’ll have the pleasure of knowing what it’s like to have Mary Carey call you every five minutes,” smirked Kick Ass President Mark Kulkis. Mary will be part of InfoSpace’s ever growing celebrity roster, which so far includes over a 100 voices. Mary will be joining the likes of William Shatner, Erik Estrada and Beyonce. The ring tones will be available online in 2005.