Jon & Kate Fuck Eight
Jon & Kate Fuck EightMOVIE TYPE: Parody
125 Mins.
THEMES: Parody, Cheating
2009
STARS: Riley Evans, Frankie Young, Amy Starz, Kristy West, Evie Delatosso, Ashton Pierce, Ralph Long, Alex Gonz & Jenner
REVIEW-
When it comes to clever porn parodies, this one wins for a great title. It also features Riley Evans sporting the Kate hairdo. For those of who don’t know who Jon and Kate are, they are reality TV stars made famous for their eight kids and contentious relationship. This movie actually follows the second part of that pretty well. It picks up with Jon and Kate on the outs. They see a therapist who recommends they see other people and the real fun begins. After fucking the therapist, played nicely by Evie Delatosso, Jon ends up banging two of Kate’s friends in a later scene. The latter is rather forgettable save for a nice double facial, but the former is a very hot scene thanks to Evie. Riley is really good as Kate. She looks hot, fucks like she’s desperate for dick and handles her dialog well. She takes on Ralph first and gives him a hot one on one fuck. The dialog is pretty funny as she keeps referring to her new boob job even though Riley has a great set of natural knockers. Later she takes on two guys and learns that her body responds well to big cocks. In the end though, Jon and Kate find love right back at home. The final scene is good, not quite as good as the first two Riley fucks, but still worth watching. This is nice little parody with better than average sex. Riley and Evie make is quite hot and it’s a whole lot more fun to watch than the actual show.
Evie Delatosso & Frankie Young
Jon and Kate go to see a therapist. Jon tried to tell his side of the story, but Kate walks all over him. The therapist first advises that the couple see other people and then she asks to see Jon individually. Evie is just really hot for Jon’s cock and starts sucking on it until her lips rest on the base of his meat. Her glasses stay on even as her dress slowly gets moved aside. She sucks and jerks his cock until it throbs. When she finally gets naked, Evie straddles the dick and rides in reverse cowgirl with her awesome tits bouncing and shaking for our viewing pleasure. Jon dives in and gets some new pussy while the therapist helps him work things out. Always fun to watch, Evie talks a little, shakes her tits a lot and sucks his cock any time it slips out of her pussy for a position change. This is a hot scene that even features Evie flashing some eye contact as she sucks the cock late in the action. She sucks his cock and lets her boobs dangle in sight until he blasts his big load right into her mouth. Even though she isn’t a character on the show, this guest fuck from Evie is one of the hottest scenes of the movie. I’ll watch her any time.
Riley Evans & Rocco Reed
Kate is pissed about the whole “seeing other people” thing because she just doesn’t have time to go out and find new dick. One of the crew members lets her know how people see her. She’s a bitch and everyone knows it. Kate doesn’t take that well, but decides to be nice to him by sucking his cock. She bobs that blonde head on his meat and lets her big tits out for some play time. He bends her over the kitchen counter and works his dick right into her tight little pussy. If Kate is a bitch, she forgets all about that as she gets plowed from behind. Nice energy during the reverse cowgirl as they move to the center of the room. The fantasy aspect is good here. I’ve never seen the Jon & Kate show, but I have seen her in tabloids and love the idea of watching her fuck and suck. In between positions she enthusiastically sucks cock. They fuck in spoon for a long time before he pulls out and shoots all over her big tits. Hot scene from this dirty blonde.
Amy Starz, Kristy West & Frankie Young
Jon heads out to the bar to hook up and runs into two of Kate’s friends. They don’t really like the way Kate treats him and decide to take advantage of the new open door policy on his dick. There is a little pole dancing and then some pole smoking from these two horny barflies. Amy looks really good with a cock in her mouth, but they both suck like they have his pleasure on their minds. He gets to fuck them one at a time and the girls are good about pleasuring themselves when the cock is not available. Good stuff here, but after the first two scenes this one feels a little generic. Nice energy from these tiny-titted tarts, but it is probably the weakest scene of the movie. The highlights are the shaved pussies he gets to fuck and the shared facial shot at the end.
Riley Evans, Alex Gonz & Jenner
Kate takes some time out to herself in the park. Two guys recognize her and start to hit on her. As soon as they hear that she is looking for other people to see, the guys figure out a way to help her out. She looks really good sitting on the bed and likes the look of the two new cocks presented to her. Even as she starts to suck them, she makes snide comments. By staying in character, Riley adds that cool layer of fantasy appeal to the action. Great eye contact as she tries not to choke on Alex’s big cock. They play with her big tits as she sucks and strokes both cocks. She gets on top of one cock, showing off her great ass as she gets her pussy stuffed. Taking two at a time slows down Kate’s bitchiness and allows us to enjoy her big tits swaying and that sexy ass up in the air. This scene is hot, easy on the eyes and the fantasy appeal is pretty awesome. Adding to the fun, she invites them to fuck her in the ass. She rolls into spoon, puts a leg up and lets a dick slide in between her cheeks while she continues to love the other cock with her hungry mouth. Back on top she spreads her cheeks and rides hard just the way we like it. This great scene ends with the first guy jerking off all over her face. Kate takes the second dick in her pussy and begs for seed inside of her slit. Why not add another kid to the mix, right? Great action and excellent fantasy appeal.
Riley Evans & Frankie Young
They have tried other people and still end up back together in the end. Jon and Kate discover that when it comes to sex, there really is no place like home. They talk it over and decide to make up by fucking. She spreads her legs and lets him take off her panties to gain access to her pretty little box. He eats it like he really has missed it and she appreciates the extra attention. As she takes his meat into her mouth, Kate hears over and over how much her husband loves her. It’s a nice romantic addition to a hot looking BJ. His meat is plenty wet as she gets on top and slides her pussy over it. That ass bounces up and down as they pick up the pace. Even though there is a slitghtly more romantic feel to this scene, the energy is good and out blonde starlet shows that she’s more than just an attention whore and a bitch. After riding his cock to climax, Kate wants to make her man feel good so she strokes his cock into her mouth until he explodes in her hand and on her mouth.
Bonus: Photo Gallery, Trailers, Popshots
