Qualities/Traits Any Future “Mrs. Rog” Will Need to Possess
She must be a non-smoker or be willing to quit. Sorry, but the smoke makes me nuts and I want to be with the next Mrs. Rog for a very long time.
She must have a sense of humor. If I can’t laugh with a partner then I can’t be happy. Besides, she will be married to a porn critic, you have to be able to laugh at that.
She must have at least some interest in girls sexually. After all, it’s much more fun to play with young porn chicks if the Mrs. can play along as well.
She must have a working knowledge of, or at least be willing to learn the “Infield Fly Rule.”
She must be willing to understand that I was born late and have been unable to catch up ever since. If she is a punctuality Nazi, we are in trouble.
She can have any political leaning she likes, so long as there is room for discussion and debate.
She has to have a casual side. Dressing up is great, but she’s going to have to be comfortable in jeans and a t shirt.
She must love movies. Good ones, bad ones, great ones, horrible ones, I’m a movie buff. She doesn’t have to like the same ones, but a movie followed by dinner and a long conversation is a good night in my book.
She has to love food. Staying fit is great, but I don’t want to be the only one enjoying a great meal from time to time.
Above all else, she must be kind, patient and VERY forgiving or she’s going to leave my ass in record time.