Pornstars Like It Big 9
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
182 Mins.
Brazzers/Jules Jordan Video
THEMES: Big Cocks, Brides
2010
STARS: Abbey Brooks, Kagney Linn Karter, Courtney Cummz, Avy Scott, Jayden Jaymes, Janine, Rachel Starr,
REVIEW-
In the Brazzers world, everyone likes it big. No one though, likes it bigger than pornstars. These babes are used to getting fucked by super sized sticks and nothing less will do. Though each scene in this movie plays on the size idea, they also feature fun set ups. We get black magic, mental illness, wedding day cheating and post apocalyptic cock searches. Yeah, all that shit is here. Along with that, there is some great sex and hot women. Abbey Brooks and Kagney Linn Karter share a big cock to save their pussies and possibly the species. Courtney Cummz almost marries a tiny dude, but is saved by her horse hung Elvis impersonator in the nick of time. Great costume appeal here. Avy Scott is crazy for cock in the worst way. Her scene with Jack Napier is white hot and not to be missed. More Avy please. I didn’t really like the Jayden Jaymes scene all the much. It was OK, but nothing special. The Janine finale saves us though. She looks great (Bonus points if you dig the ink) and rally fucks. This is a great stroke flick if you like hot chicks, cool set ups and big dicks. Anyone who doesn’t dig Courtney as a slutty bride, Avy as a cock starved maniac and Janine as a pure fuck fantasy should look elsewhere.
Abbey Brooks, Kagney Linn Karter & Kieran Lee
It is the not too distant future and women have lost the ability to get their pussies wet. The world’s lube supply has run out and people are getting desperate. (Honestly where do they come up with these set ups.) There is but one legendary dick that can still do the trick. Kagney and Abbey stagger through the ruins and happen upon Kieran’s cabin. His cock makes their pussies wet instantly and they can’t get it into their hungry mouths fast enough. Hot double BJ action here as the two dirty blondes fight to get a taste of the cock that can cure them. Doing things the old fashioned way Abbey licks Kagney while she gets pounded from behind. Once Kagney is all juiced up, she hops on the cock and lets her friend do a little ass licking. Both girls are very much into the action here. Great vocal fucking and a ton of big tit footage as they take turns bouncing up and down. We know how hot Kagney is and Abbey stays right with her stroke for stroke. He pulls out and shoots all over Kagney’s ass while Abbey licks it up so they can come up some hard core cum swapping.
Courtney Cummz & Johnny Sins
Courtney is about to get married. There are only two problems. First, she is getting married by an Elvis impersonator and the second is that she is marrying a dude with a tiny dick. Elvis recognizes her from her movies and that is just the start of the problems. Courtney’s vows include a promise to keep fucking other men to come home clean. That sets the stage for a cock off and the next thing you know the bride is blowing Elvis while her tiny cocked husband rushes off in a huff. Fun costume play here as Courtney sports her sexy wedding dress and Johnny’s got the Elvis jumpsuit thing going on. She talks up the big dick, sucking and stroking it like she would happily marry it. Right up there on the altar she bends over and shoves her ass back in his face. Taking him down to the floor Courtney 69’s with Elvis before riding that huge cock in reverse cowgirl. She is always fun to watch and has a great body so this scene is hot even if you don’t dig all the fun side stuff. The ass shots are really great as she rides and these two make great use of a small chair. It can’t be all the comfortable, but it looks great. She ends up taking a huge load all over her face. Ladies and gentleman, Courtney’s big cock craving has left the building.
Avy Scott & Jack Napier
Despite warnings from Dr. Dera, the new doc won’t stay away from Avy. She’s locked up for a reason, but he thinks he can reach her. Normally I would say that mental illness is not very sexy, but when it’s a crazy craving for big cock, it makes for hot porn. Jack finally just has to give in and let the naked hottie have at his cock. She attacks it with her hands and mouth in a way that could be scary if it weren’t so damn hot. Once Avy gets it hard she slaps it against her face and jerks it off with her hands and tits. She’s a sexual whirlwind all the time and in this scene she is just going crazy for the big dick. Somehow she manages to take it super deep in her throat and is finally ready to squat on it for the main event. Avy’s big tits are shaking all over the place as she pumps up and down on his dick. It’s huge, but hits her in all of the right spots. Jack gives it to her long and hard, working her on the table until she has him balls deep in her pussy. As she often does, Avy works up a serious sweat during this scene. She always looks ready to fuck and is so damn hot that it would be impossible not to love this scene. Jack ends up shooting his load all over her face and tits and is ready for more.
Jayden Jaymes & Johnny Sins
This one is a little funny. Somehow fussy starlet Jayden goes back in time and ends up on a 70’s porn set. It is semi-amusing, but she ends up fucking Johnny in a silly wig. Wig or not, he’s got a big cock and she likes that just fine. Jayden goes right after it, reaching around to play with her pussy while devouring his meat. The silly director and background nonsense can’t really take away from the heat too much. In fact you might dig it just a little. She gets on top in reverse cowgirl and bucks back and forth, shaking her tits and taking him all the way inside of her. Her ass looks really good when she turns around and he seems to be hitting all of the right spots. Compared to the last scene, this one is a little tame, but it still holds up rather nicely. It ends with a pretty good facial as Jayden gets snapped back to reality in time to remember her wild ass dream.
Janine & Scott Nails
Janine can’t remember the last time she had a big cock in her pussy. She misses big dick and wants to go find one that can really rock her world. With the help of her girlfriend Janine uses an Ouija Board and a huge dildo to conjure up some magical, mystical monster meat. At first it doesn’t work so her friend bails. Then Janine gets overheated and starts rubbing on her big tits. That seems to do the trick because the next thing you know she is starting at a huge cock just waiting to se sucked. Even though we have seen her do guys before, it is still a bit of a treat to watch Janine suck a cock. She lovingly treats Scott’s meat to a serious shine. I could watch this all day, but she wants his tongue in her as well. Scott gets that pussy ready and then hits it hard from behind. Janine‘s extreme tattoos definitely change her look, but her body is just incredible. She’s built for fun and takes a hard pounding. Opening up for the camera beautifully, she gets her hair pulled and screams out her love for every inch Scott rams into her hall of fame twat. The reverse cowgirl is well shot, has her tits bouncing and we get to hear her tell us how much she needs the load. She takes a shot in the mouth, licks it up and looks totally lost in lust for that monster cock. What a great scene to end the movie with.
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