Phil Varone’s Secret Sex Stash
MOVIE TYPE: Celebrity
235ns.
Vivid
www.Vivid.com
DIRECTOR: Phil Varone
THEMES: Celebrity Sex, Tattoos, Shaved Pussies
CONDOMS: Yes
2011
STARS: Phil Varone
www.Vivid.com
REVIEW-
Phil Varone is a musician who apparently did a stint on Celebrity Sex Rehab. This apparently qualifies him to release a collection of his personal sex tapes for Vivid. There isn’t a whole lot to this movie. Phil holds the camera for much of the action and sets it close to his bed at other times. Things are raw and at times a little ragged. That’s actually a strength most of the time. It makes it looks like a fun, home made sex romp. The girls are kind of cute and generally pretty enthusiastic. Phil dishes out the meat pretty well and I suppose he brings some star power to the table. This is a real girl kind of movie and though it is rough around the edges, there is some appeal here. That said, it is my current fondest porn wish that I review a “celebrity” sex tape without having to Google the “star” to find out exactly who the fuck they are.
The movie starts right out with a pale young girl naked and ready to get her knees for the tattooed rocker. He’s got a thick cock that stretches her mouth so she uses her hands quite a bit. Phil is shaky with the camera and keeps it focused on his junk while she strokes him. Eventually she crawls between her legs and he moves the camera up and down her body for a bit. A second girl shows up and helps the first chick suck him off a bit. This new girl seems to be running the show, taking over for some serious finger fucking. They put a condom onto Phil’s dick and he gets to bang away on some shaved pussy. The camera is being passed around in a way that gives us some good footage, but also feels like this is just a random unedited tape. (Which it’s supposed to be, I get it.) The BJ footage is a little easier to get right, but there are some decent shots of him fucking the chicks. After nearly an hour he has the girls put their faces together and jerks a load all over them. They certainly take the cream like good porn stars.
As soon as he says good bye to these girls Phil has another on her knees sucking his cock. She is a dark haried woman with bubble boobs who sucks with her jeans on. After sucking she stands up and pulls down her jeans. She’s a little older, but quite slim and ready to fuck. The lighting is a little dim, but they are having a good time together. He sits on her chest and lets her feast on his cock for a while. They fuck, but she never seems to keep him in her pussy for very long. It’s like she prefers the way it feels stretching her mouth. When they settle in a long round of reverse cowgirl we get some good shots as the cougar spreads her cheeks and rocks back on his cock. There is some really good footage as she faces the camera and gets fucked hard from behind. Her body is really hot and she puts on a pretty great show. The lengthy scene suffers from the lack of editing though. It just goes on so long that the slow parts drag. He finally shoots a load on her face and I do love the way she just goes after the load like a cum hungry slut should.
With no time to catch his breath, Phil has another cutie stroking his dick. She’s a little younger and pretty hot from what we can see from the extreme close ups. Working her way down to the balls she takes it even further, eating his ass for a while. That’s a tough angle to capture, but they do a pretty decent job. Moving the camera further away he helps her head into his lap and she delivers a porn quality BJ the include great no hands action, near deep throat and finally some great handjob fun. Like all the other girls Phil knows, this one seems to really love sucking dick. It’s like her jaw never gets tired. Before this one’s done her eye make is totally destroyed.
The next girl is really cute and I would like to see more of her. She dives right in though and sucks that cock. Backing off a bit, she puts on a show by rubbing her pretty young pussy. There is a nice little exchange of oral sex as he eats here then lets her lick him balls to head. This girl is no stranger to the penis. They pose for the camera in doggy. Phil gets behind the hot little thing and licks her pussy and ass. It’s kind of goofy the way he keeps peeking over the cheeks of her ass to look at the camera. The lighting is good here and the girl is really cute. She seems to enjoy his thick cock as he condoms up and slips it into her. Hey, this chick has a unique tramp stamp. It says “Disneyland.” File that one under “what the fuck” and get back to her face. They fuck all over the bed and she really has a good time with her legs way back behind her head. This makes it easy for him to pull out and shoot his load all over her face.
The last girl is doing something on her phone when Phil hands her his cock. She starts sucking as he plays with her boobs. This chicks is actually texting or something while she’s sucking cock. This along is worth the price of the DVD. I think Phil may have stumbled upon the next great porn niche. Snapping pictures and jerking his dick, this blonde finds a way to make the action more fun that it would be. He helps her out of her clothes and lets her sit right down on his cock. It’s funny how even the older rock groupies seem to have totally bald pussies. I wonder if this is something Phil requests specifically or if they just keep the lips neatly shaved just in case. Phil fucks her really hard and they finish off with a load on her face.
Bonus: Vivid-Celeb Sampler, Commercials
